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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. -- Oscar Wilde
Married life is absolutely brilliant. -- Ronnie Wood
Married, but not to each other. -- Barbara Mandrell
Married and buried, wed and dead. -- Rachel Caine
Married men make the best husbands. -- James Huneker
Married people grow like each other. -- Graham Greene
Married and Happily Married are two different things. -- Pratik Akkawar
Married, Married, Married! Buried! Yeah yeah yeah yeah -- Kurt Cobain
Married life is an existence with bars around it. -- Al Goldstein
Married couples must pray and study the Bible daily. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
Married people from my generation are like an endangered species! -- Patrice Leconte
Married women are kept women, and theyare beginning to find it out. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known. -- Richard Ford
Married men/women who chase single boys/girls are seriously so pathetic! -- Jum Jumms
Reader, I married him. -- Charlotte Bronte
I'm married to Metallica. -- James Hetfield
Getting married was the best thing I've ever done. -- Megan Fox
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. -- Henry Ward Beecher
If I get married, I want to be very married. -- Audrey Hepburn
The surest way to be alone is to get married. -- Gloria Steinem
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. -- Henny Youngman
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. -- Will Cuppy
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. -- John Lennon
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. -- Jefferson Machamer
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. -- William Shakespeare
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. -- Elayne Boosler
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. -- Elbert Hubbard
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife. -- Nicole Polizzi
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. -- Robert Frost
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. -- H. L. Mencken
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? -- Barbra Streisand
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. -- Clint Eastwood
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. -- Lord Byron
As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me." -- Jon Bon Jovi
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -- Rita Rudner
You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment. -- Katy Perry
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. -- Anne Spencer
The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life. -- Richard Steele
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. -- Chevy Chase
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. -- Joanne Woodward
I went from resenting my mother-in-law to accepting her, finally to appreciating her. What appeared to be her diffidence when I was first married, I now value as serenity. -- Ayelet Waldman
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. -- Ann Landers
You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship. -- Daisy Fuentes
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. -- Mark Twain
I think you have to be willing to take a bullet for somebody if you're going to stand up there, take your vows, and be married to them for the rest of your life. -- Blake Shelton
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families. -- Melissa Bean
The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again. -- Nora Ephron
I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself. -- Dan Marino
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. -- Marie Corelli
My wife - to-be and I went to see my father. Only he could answer the two questions before us: Shall we get married now? Shall I begin the practice of law, or continue being the successful wine salesman I had become, working my way through law school? -- Emanuel Celler
My mother was the first woman in the county in Indiana where we were born, in Jay County, to have a college degree. She was educated as a pianist and she wanted to concertize, but when the war came she was married, had a family, so she started teaching. -- Twyla Tharp
Not all single women want to be married. Not all boys like football. Not all homemakers like to cook. Not all messy people are lazy. And not all the obese are gluttons. There are glands and diabetes and a dozen conditions you never heard of that may account for things. Put your sermon through the counter-stereotype sieve. -- John Piper
I'm a good son, a good father, a good husband - I've been married to the same woman for 30 years. I'm a good friend. I finished college, I have my education, I donate money anonymously. So when people criticize the kind of characters that I play on screen, I go, 'You know, that's part of history.' -- Samuel L. Jackson
Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did. -- Jenny McCarthy
I'm married to a white man, and then my daughter came out looking like the whitest white child with blonde hair and blue eyes. And I'm like, 'Omigosh, now what am I going to do?' She has my mom's features and is lighter than my husband. And my boy is browner than I am. Brown eyes and really tan. -- Karyn Parsons
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going to have to agree to disagree. And when you go to bed at night, kiss each other and tell each other that you love each other. Don't go to bed mad. Life is too short. Keep it simple. -- Si Robertson
I have no way of knowing whether or not you married the wrong person. But I do know that if you treat the wrong person like the right person, you could well end up having married the right person after all. It is far more important to BE the right kind of person than it is to marry the right person. -- Zig Ziglar
I love being married. -- Sherri Shepherd
I shouldn't be married. -- Tippi Hedren
I'm married. And pregnant. -- Edan Lepucki
Honeymoon's overtime to get married. -- Julius J. Epstein
Wisdom married to immortal verse. -- William Wordsworth
Nobody should get married at 17. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
Reader, I literally married him. -- Charlotte Bronte
My wife's married. I'm not. -- Charles Barkley
I am married to work. -- Alexander McQueen
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I'm married. Who cares about me? -- Li Na
My parents were sixty years married. -- Roddy Doyle
Being married has helped my racing. -- Casey Stoner
A married philosopher belongs to comedy. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
I was married and divorced at 23. -- Helen Fisher
OMG, I am a married woman! -- Brooke Burns
50% of all married people are women -- Yogi Berra
I married a damned cereal killer -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Close your legs to married men! -- NeNe Leakes
Better to be married than dead! -- Moliere
I'm married to my best friend! -- Miranda Lambert
I'm marriable. But I'm not married. -- Rachel Weisz
First and foremost, I married for love. -- Kim Kardashian
I haven't decided when I'll get married, -- Ranbir Kapoor
Bachelor parties are for the married guys. -- Chrissy Teigen
I don't sleep with happily married men. -- Britt Ekland
I'm happily married but it's absolutely heavenly. -- Erica Durance
If you get married, you become vulnerable. -- Frank Stallone
If you're married you'll have tough times. -- Jeff Bridges
What if obese people couldn't get married? -- Judy Gold
A really good detective never gets married. -- Raymond Chandler
A married philosopher is a comic character. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Inventors don't have time for married life. -- Nikola Tesla
Once I married Fernando, I became invisible. -- Esther Williams
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- Samuel Johnson
I have not laughed since I married ... -- Elizabeth Inchbald
I married an awesome cook, thats cool! -- Kevin Jonas
When there's a war, people get married. -- Doris Lessing
I think all priests should be married. -- Denis Leary
I hope I get married one day. -- Sebastian Junger
I'm married - I've caught my limit. -- Billy Crystal
I married beneath me. All women do. -- Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor
A friend married is a friend lost. -- Henrik Ibsen
My parents got married when I was 12. -- Joel Kinnaman
You made one mistake. You married me. -- Brendan Behan
I married beneath me, all women do. -- Nancy Astor
I would never want to get married. -- Diane Warren
It's the cynics who never get married. -- Jay McInerney
I am single until I get married -- Katrina Kaif
I am married to someone I love. -- Joseph Epstein
I married beneath me. All women do. -- Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor
Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. -- Ashley Judd
Caesar was a serial seducer of married women. -- Adrian Goldsworthy
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. -- Deion Sanders
Sexual touch is the dessert of married life! -- Laura M. Brotherson
If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting. -- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
Happiness is being married to your best friend. -- Barbara Weeks
Kiss me, Kate, we shall be married o'Sunday -- William Shakespeare

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