Barbra Streisand quotes:

A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion.

What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.

My mother had a great voice. Not like mine, not like my sister's, not like my son's - a high soprano voice, but like a bird. I mean, really beautiful.

I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle.

The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

I was a personality before I became a person - I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy and driven.

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work... a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.

Eighteenth century American furniture and the design of the architects Greene and Greene are my special love.

I do have friends that are Republicans, and we have very spirited conversations on a whole range of issues. I am often baffled by why they are Republicans, but I enjoy the dialogue and can move beyond politics to find common ground in my personal relationships.

My friend Quincy Jones says we won our first Grammys together in 1963. I have no recollection. I don't even remember the room. When he showed me the picture, I remembered what I wore. But it's like awards don't mean anything.

When I was maybe 5 or 6 years old, the neighborhood girls would sit on the stoop and sing. I was known as the kid who had a good voice and no father.

I must have got my detailed, obsessive streak from my father, who was an English teacher, because my mother wasn't like me at all.

I got sent to a health camp when I was about 6 years old, and we all had to wear the same starchy blue uniform. The lady who took care of me after school knit me a burgundy sweater. It was the only thing that gave me any individuality.

Myths are a waste of time. They prevent progression.

When I was a teenager in New York, I was buying antique clothes. I still am.

I'm a work in progress.

As a young woman, I wanted nothing more than to see my name in lights.

I don't enjoy public performances and being up on a stage. I don't enjoy the glamour. Like tonight, I am up on stage and my feet hurt.

Issues of foreign policy have a place in every election for President.

Just like my father, I've always loved education. In school I was a member of the honor society.

When they tried me out as a host on TV, I found that I just couldn't be that gregarious person. I was stranger than that.

There is nothing more important in life than love.

It is every woman's dream to be some man's dream woman.

I'm interested in the truth, and unauthorized biographies are not. Yes, I would like to correct those errors someday.

Doubt can motivate you, so don't be afraid of it. Confidence and doubt are at two ends of the scale, and you need both. They balance each other out.

I think of myself as a girl from Brooklyn.

To have ego means to believe in your own strength. And to also be open to other people's views. It is to be open, not closed. So, yes, my ego is big, but it's also very small in some areas. My ego is responsible for my doing what I do - bad or good.

I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror.

When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school, bake him cookies and that kind of thing.

I remember when I was 5 living on Pulaski Street in Brooklyn, the hallway of our building had a brass banister and a great sound, a great echo system. I used to sing in the hallway.

Why am I so famous? What am I doing right? What are the others doing wrong?

I guess if you have an original take on life, or something about you is original, you don't have to study people who came before you. You don't have to mimic anybody. You just have a gut feeling inside, an instinct that tells you what's right for you, and you can't do it in any other way.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

I'll see a celadon green room in an 18th century New Hampshire house and just fall in love. Colors stay in my head.

What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give 'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause - that I can respond to.

We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities.

I'm tired of malicious articles slandering me.

I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.

The audience is the barometer of the truth.

I hate tooting my own horn, but after Steven Spielberg saw Yentl, he said: "I wish I could tell you how to fix your picture, but I can't. It's the best film I've seen since Citizen Kane".

Just imagine how boring life would be if we were all the same. My idea of a perfect world is one in which we really appreciated each other's differences: Short, tall; Democrat, Republican; black, white; gay, straight-a world in which all of us are equal, but definitely not the same.

Marlon Brando. The finest actor who ever lived. He was my idol when I was 13. He's done enough work to last two lifetimes. Everything I do, I think: Can Brando play this with me?

I am also very proud to be a liberal. Why is that so terrible these days? The liberals were liberatorsthey fought slavery, fought for women to have the right to vote, fought against Hitler, Stalin, fought to end segregation, fought to end apartheid. Liberals put an end to child labor and they gave us the five day work week! What's to be ashamed of?

The result [Republicans winning the Senate] would be devastating for reproductive choice, the environment, civil liberties, Social Security and health care, as well as corporate accountability.

Why don't you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I'm a little low in sugar and I don't have any cream, but it's real coffee.

Most awards, you know, they don't give you unless you go and get them - did you know that? Terribly discouraging.

How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination.

I can take any truth; just don't lie to me.

Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.

Oh God, don't envy me, I have my own pains.

I think, is wonderful about growing older, is appreciation for the miracle of existence, of life. I thank God every day. I also do believe that belief and imagination manifests reality. And therefore, even though it took twenty-five years, I did find the house, eventually, and the man I could live with.

I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.

One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the AIDS virus is the perfect metaphor for it. The malignant neglect of the last twelve years has led to breakdown of our country's immune system, environmentally, culturally, politically, spiritually and physically.

I need instant gratification.

I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL

I prefer things that are private, so I love recording and I love making films, as a filmmaker, because it uses every bit of what you have experienced or know, whether it's graphics composition, decorating, psychology, storytelling, or whatever it is. It's a wonderful thing.

There's a part of you that always remains a child, no matter how mature you get, how sophisticated or weary.

I'd started going to acting classes at 14, played 'Medea' at 15 and really wanted to be a classical actress.

The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth. If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country.

I've been called many names like perfectionist, difficult and obsessive. I think it takes obsession, takes searching for the details for any artist to be good.

A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

And remember, this was a president (George W. Bush) who was selected by the Supreme Court rather than the people.

Art does not exist only to entertain, but also to challenge one to think, to provoke, even to disturb, in a constant search for truth.

I wish I could be like Shaw who once read a bad review of one of his plays, called the critic and said: 'I have your review in front of me and soon it will be behind me.'

To have ego means to believe in your own strength. And to also be open to other people's views. It is to be open, not closed. So, yes, my ego is big, but it's also very small in some areas. My ego is responsible for my doing what I do - bad or good

I don't like the word 'superstar'. It has ridiculous implications. These words - star, stupor, superstar, stupid star - they're misleading. It's a myth

The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.

I was raised on the streets, in hot, steamy Brooklyn, with stifled air.

I think when I was younger, I wanted to be a star, until I became a star, and then it's a lot of work. It's work to be a star. I don't enjoy the stardom part. I only enjoy the creative process.

When I sing, people shut up.

Art does not exist only to entertain -- but also to challenge one to think, to provoke, even to disturb, in a constant search for the truth.

Sometimes you resent the people you love and need the most. Love is so fascinating in all its forms, and I think everyone who has ever been a mother will relate to this.

It's very often the artist who gives a voice to the voiceless by speaking up when no one else will.

Stay true to yourself. People respond to authenticity.

My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.

I just don't like the idea of her singing my songs. Who the hell does she thinks she is? The world doesn't need another Streisand! (on Diana Ross)

I don't like the word 'superstar'. It has ridiculous implications. These words - star, stupor, superstar, stupid star - they're misleading. It's a myth.

I can't stand to see red in my profit-or-loss column. I'm Taurus the bull, so I react to red. If I see it, I sell my stocks quickly.

I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew me. What I like what I'm afraid of what kind of toothpaste I use." - Rose Morgan

You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

Being a woman in music was fine, but when I wanted to direct, I was poking my head into a man's world.

I was kind of a wild child. I wasn't taught the niceties of life.

Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?

If I hear a record once, I usually never listen to it again. I rarely listen to music - unless it's Billie Holiday.

Nobody on this earth has the right to tell anyone that their love for another human being is morally wrong.

It always gave me the creeps when I saw performers who desperately wanted the audience to like them. That's not what I'm about.

I like to stay home a lot. I like to do other things too, like decorate or build.

It is sort of boring to stay in the same spot. You know, I didn't set out to become the first to do this, the first to do that. It was just that my interests were so diversified.

I like simple things. Elastic waists, so I can eat.

I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about.

I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me.

I hear these melodies. I hear horn lines and string lines. That's what's fun about recording with an orchestra.

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong.

For me, one of the most disturbing elements of the right wing's political agenda is that it believes that there is one correct spiritual and moral path for all people to follow. The danger inherent in this is its explicit refusal to accept anyone who happens to lead a different lifestyle, and the condemnation of those who differ.

Art finds a way to be constructive. It becomes heat in cold places; it becomes light in dark places.

Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?

I want the best product for my audience, and if I don't care 100%, who will? It's my name, my likeness that goes out there.

I'm not weird, just different from people who aren't different.

Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

. . . it is true, even people with painful childhoods. . . grow up to be more interesting people. So, there's always a positive to a negative.

I just don't want to be hampered by my own limitations.

I go by instinct - I don't worry about experience.

If a man wants to get it right, he's looked up to and respected. If a woman wants to get it right, she's difficult or impossible. If he acts, produces and directs, he's called multitalented. If she does the same thing, she's called vain and egotistical.

The dream - you never achieve it. The excitement of life lies in the hope, in the striving for something rather than the attainment.

Moviemakers can be late to a subject, or afraid, but often they are brave and ahead of their time.

We cannot let the right wing roll back more than thirty years of social progress.

What reaches an audience is honesty. If you're saying something truthful that's supposed to be a funny line, it's going to be funny. And if it's supposed to be a serious line, it's going to be serious. But, I don't think there's a distinction between how you play drama or comedy, if it's based in the truth.

A man is commanding - a woman is demanding. A man is forceful - a woman is pushy. A man is uncompromising - a woman is a ball-breaker. A man is a perfectionist - a woman's a pain in the ass. He's assertive - she's aggressive. He strategizes - she manipulates. He shows leadership - she's controlling. He's committed - she's obsessed. He's persevering - she's relentless. He sticks to his guns - she's stubborn. If a man wants to get it right, he's looked up to and respected. If a woman wants to get it right, she's difficult and impossible.

I have one son. Of everything I've done in my life, nothing matches the feeling of having life growing inside you.

Everybody's frightened a bit. But how many of us just go through the fear and do it anyway?

In the music business, we all do different things, but we sit there and admire other people who can write a song differently or sing differently. It's not so competitive.

You know, for me, the realization that two people should have the right to form a sacred union regardless of their gender was strengthened when I saw a performance of the play The Normal Heart in 1985. After feeling the love those two men had for each other, I dare anybody not to want them to get married by the end.

Around people I don't know, I'm totally at a loss.

It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.

I'd take out a joint and light it. First, just faking it. Then I started lighting live joints, passing them around to the band, you know. I was great, it relieved all my tensions. And I ended up with the greatest supply of grass ever. Other acts up and down the Strip heard about what I was doing - Little Anthony and the Imperials, people like that - and started sending me the best dope in the world. I never ran out.

Itâ??s like an American tradition. A person gets successful and then heâ??s supposed to change for the worse. Itâ??s silly.

I knew that with a mouth like mine, I just hadda be a star or something.