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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. -- Milton Berle
Everybody is somebody's Jew. -- Primo Levi
I am a peace supporting Jew. -- Alan Dershowitz
Once a Jew always a Jew. -- Israel Zolli
To be a Jew is a destiny -- Vicki Baum
The Jew bows before no man only God -- Menachem Begin
In terms of defending Jews, I'm a Jew. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
Bob Dylan is the Jew of all time. -- Guy Oseary
A Jew is anyone who says he is. -- David Ben-Gurion
I think I may well be a Jew. -- Sylvia Plath
The best weapons of a Jew are his prayers. -- Nachman of Breslov
Being a Jew and an Israeli are inseparable things. -- Yair Lapid
I want to see a Jew in the White house. -- Kinky Friedman
I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. -- Roseanne Barr
I'm a Tulsa Jew and I have a religious upbringing. -- Edward Norton
Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself. -- Golda Meir
I consider myself a Hindu, Christian, Moslem, Jew, Buddhist and Confucian. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Zionist willingness to compromise met by Palestinian rejection and Jew hatred. -- Sol Stern
Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind. -- Gene Simmons
I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota. -- Al Franken
If I were not a Jew I would be a Quaker. -- Albert Einstein
Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not. -- April Winchell
I am just a plain Jew; I mean have no training. -- Bebe
Guilt. It comes naturally to me as a Jew and a Liberal. -- Ezekiel Emanuel
There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency. -- Jacob K. Javits
Jerusalem is old, Jerusalem is new, Jerusalem can hold Moslem, Christian, Jew. -- Don McLean
If you ever forget you're a Jew, a Gentile will remind you. -- Bernard Malamud
I am a Christian and a Hindu and a Muslim and a Jew. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The primary task of a Jew in turbulent times is to be Jewish. -- Elie Wiesel
I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew. -- Irving Paul Lazar
I joined the anti-Fascist struggle with my best friend, who was a Jew. -- Franjo TuÄ?man
If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, there wouldn't be a Holocaust. -- Janusz Korwin-Mikke
When the time comes, they won't ask what kind of a Jew you are. -- Norman Mailer
Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose. -- Sholom Aleichem
A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual. -- Gloria Steinem
The Jew does not wish to be isolated. He fears being alone, without allies. -- Meir Kahane
A messianic Jew is a Jewish person that believes Jesus Christ is the savior. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
I am an American Jew and aware of the sensitivities involved in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. -- Steven Spielberg
Yes I am, I am also a Muslim, a Christian, a Buddhist, and a Jew. -- Mahatma Gandhi
I am a Zionist. You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist. -- Joe Biden
For in my tradition, as a Jew, I believe that whatever we receive we must share. -- Elie Wiesel
As a Jew I cannot sit idle while genocidal atrocities continue to unfold in Darfur, Sudan. -- Jan Schakowsky
Myself, first of all, I am a Jew. And that is the most important thing for me. -- Ariel Sharon
A Christian, a Deist, a Turk, and a Jew, have equal rights: they are men and brethren. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
The key to recognizing who Jesus was is to recognize this fundamental truth: He was a Jew. -- Reza Aslan
I would like every Jew to be as comfortable in his skin as I am in mine. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
I remain convinced that I can be a true universalist only when I am a better Jew. -- Theodore Bikel
Nowhere in the world can the Jew savor the taste of Homeland save in the Land of Israel. -- A. D. Gordon
I am a Jew. Those are four words of pride. My Jewishness is as deep as my genes. -- Michael Douglas
I am neither Jew nor Gentile, Mahomedan nor Theist; I am but a member of the human family... -- Frances Wright
What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews. -- Anne Frank
I'm not anti-Jew. Jews are respected by everyone, like all human beings, and I respect them very much. -- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
It's hard for a Jew of my generation, an American Jew, who is philo-Zionistic, not to romanticize Israel. -- David Mamet
Can words such as Orthodox, Jew, or Catholic really express some sort of exclusive personal virtues or merits? -- Anton Chekhov
You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew. -- Sholom Aleichem
I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? -- William Shakespeare
Being a Jew, one learns to believe in the reality of cruelty and one learns to recognize indifference to human suffering as a fact. -- Andrea Dworkin
What shall I say, O Muslims, I know not myself, I am neither a Christian, nor a Jew, nor a Zoroastrian, nor a Muslim. -- Rumi
Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. -- Gary Zukav
Yes, I am a Jew, and when the ancestors of the right honorable gentleman were brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the temple of Solomon. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Israel has created a new image of the Jew in the world - the image of a working and an intellectual people, of a people that can fight with heroism. -- David Ben-Gurion
Well, I had nightmares when I was doing the Klan story all the time. I had a recurring nightmare of basically being exposed as a Jew inside the Klan compound. -- Jon Ronson
The banding together by the nations of the world against Israel is the guarantee that their time of destruction is near and the final redemption of the Jew at hand. -- Meir Kahane
The Jew is at once alienated and indestructible; he is in exile from his own country and in exile even from himself, yet he survives the annihilating fury of history. -- Delmore Schwartz
Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord. -- Adolf Hitler
I may look like an American WASPy doctor or lawyer, but I feel just like Woody Allen. Don't cast me for my looks - I have a very ironic, existential, crazy Jew in me. -- Spalding Gray
I'm really an honorary Jew, you know; all the best people are. I really do feel Jewish, even though I'm a Catholic. The way the Church has been behaving, I'm happy to be Jewish. -- Nathan Lane
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me. -- Sarah Silverman
It makes no difference who or what you are, old or young, black or white, pagan, Jew, or Christian, I want to love you all and be loved by you all, and I mean to have your love. -- Victoria Woodhull
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. -- Ben Stein
As a Jew I am aware of how important the existence of Israel is for the survival of us all. And because I am proud of being Jewish, I am worried by the growing anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism in the world. -- Steven Spielberg
My father was born in Amsterdam in a highly religious family. He was in Amsterdam, and he went into hiding right near where Anne Frank was. He was a theoretical physicist and the last Jew to get a Ph.D. in Amsterdam. -- Josh Pais
Two children of same cruel parent look at one another and see in each other the image of the cruel parent or the image of their past oppressor. This is very much the case between Jew and Arab: It's a conflict between two victims. -- Amos Oz
The first time someone tried to share the Gospel with me, I naively explained that I was Jewish and born in Israel, thank you... This was a big mistake. In certain parts of Christian America, admitting I was an Israeli-born Jew turned me into walking catnip. -- Hanna Rosin
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew. -- Albert Einstein
I'm working at trying to be a Christian, and that's serious business. It's like trying to be a good Jew, a good Muslim, a good Buddhist, a good Shintoist, a good Zoroastrian, a good friend, a good lover, a good mother, a good buddy - it's serious business. -- Maya Angelou
I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog. -- Jonathan Miller
Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover. -- Sholom Aleichem
I'm sure this Jesus will not do Either for Englishman or Jew. -- William Blake
Ive always felt robbed of something by people not knowing I was a Jew. -- Piper Laurie
Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew! -- Adam Sandler
Apparently Iâ??ve been typecast in science fiction: Iâ??m a Russian bisexual telepathic Jew. -- Claudia Christian
The Jew is a devil in human form. It is fitting that he be exterminated root and branch. -- Julius Streicher
My childhood wasn't very happy. It's a long, grim story about being a Jew in a small southern town. -- Stanley Donen
-a Jew had to have two synagogues. One that he went to, one that he rejected.The Butcher's Theater -- Jonathan Kellerman
Jewish sovereignty and governance over our ancestral home are, I believe, important goals that every Jew ought to support. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
Democracy, the deceitful theory that the Jew would insinuate - namely, that theory that all men are created equal. -- Adolf Hitler
But I have felt that to be a Jew was, in some ways at least, to be especially privileged. -- Edna Ferber
In the heart of any pious Jew, God is a Jew. Is your God an Englishman or an American? -- Maurice Samuel
The secular Jew is a figment; when a Jew becomes a secular person he is no longer a Jew. -- Cynthia Ozick
Well, it's not hard to be number one entertaining Jew. Some of them are quite bleeding bloody miserable, really. -- Alan Sugar
The world hates a Jew who hits back. The world loves us only when we are to be pitied. -- Golda Meir
I'm just as white as I am black, and I'm just as Russian Jew as I am West Indian. -- Lenny Kravitz
And Jesus was a Jew too. Your god. He was a Jew like me. And so was his father. -- James Joyce
A Protestant has seldom any mercy shown him, and a Jew, who turns Christian, is far from being secure. -- John Foxe
Who is a Jew? A person whose integrity decays when unmoved by the knowledge of wrong done to other people. -- Abraham Joshua Heschel
For me this is the vital litmus test: no intellectual society can flourish where a Jew feels even slightly uneasy. -- Paul Johnson
A Jew describes another Jew simply as a human being; a Gentile describes him, first and foremost, as a Jew. -- Gwethalyn Graham
Being a Jew is like walking in the wind or swimming: you are touched at all points and conscious everywhere. -- Lionel Trilling
...Each of you, Jew and gentile alike, who has not already enlisted in the sacred war should do so now... -- Samuel Untermyer
There is an abundance of ancient place names in the Ukraine and Poland, which derive from 'Khazar' or 'Zhid' (Jew). -- Arthur Koestler
I'm not a Johnny-come-lately Jew. I've been around. I watch out for the Jews; I watch out for the Catholics. -- John Catsimatidis
It is the Jew who lies when he swears allegiance to another faith; who becomes a danger to the world. -- Stephen Samuel Wise
When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin. -- Mel Brooks
The heaviest blow which ever struck humanity was Christianity; Bolshevism is Christianity's illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. -- Adolf Hitler
Well, I'm backed by a very rich Jew. Yeah!! Yes, I am! His Name is Jesus. I'm backed by Him. -- Jesse Duplantis
I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised. -- Bobby Fischer
I believe in Judaism, I was raised a Jew, I'm happy to be one - or proud to be one. -- Michael Bloomberg
If I weren't a Jew then I wouldn't be an artist, or at least not the one I am now. -- Marc Chagall
I'm used to being in the minority. I'm a left-handed, gay Jew. I've never felt, automatically, a member of any majority. -- Barney Frank
I'm used to being in the minority. I'm a left-handed gay Jew. I've never felt, automatically, a member of any majority. -- Barney Frank
The observant Jew has his own sense of values. Torah Judaism is his blueprint for this life, his target for existence. -- Meir Kahane
O hasten, Lord, these promised days, When Israel shall rejoice, And Jew and Gentile join in praise, With one united voice! -- James Edmeston
It is written in the Jewish law book, the Talmud, that only the Jew is human, that Gentiles are only animals. -- Julius Streicher
But even more: all at once the Jew also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of mankind. -- Adolf Hitler
I'm not like normal people. I'm no good at relationships. I draw drama to me - it's the Jew in me. -- Diane Warren
In Celan's words a Jew is "a man with a little book under the shoulder." We are the keepers of tradition. -- Zygmunt Bauman
All a Jew has to do is recite a few proverbs or anecdotes to consider himself an expert on 'Jewishness.' -- S. Ansky
As a matter of fact, part of being Jewish is the whole question of what it is to be a Jew. -- Peter Riegert
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good. -- Sarah Silverman

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