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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. -- Dr. Seuss
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. -- Mark Ruffalo
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. -- William Feather
I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn't very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too. -- Randall Munroe
Memories are doing funny things to us. -- Milos Forman
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. -- Don Rickles
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. -- Michael Caine
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. -- Chris Messina
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. -- Maureen Johnson
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get. -- Arnold Palmer
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. -- Pierce Brosnan
What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience. -- Tom Wilson
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. -- William Arthur Ward
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. -- Ken Kesey
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. -- David Walliams
When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen -- Nate Silver
When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. -- Nate Silver
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. -- Janeane Garofalo
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. -- Adam Sandler
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. -- Kevin Hart
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. -- W. Somerset Maugham
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. -- Zora Neale Hurston
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' -- Louis C. K.
Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. -- Dr. Seuss
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. -- Richard Yates
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. -- Robert Frost
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. -- Will Rogers
I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. -- Natasha Lyonne
But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put. -- Lena Dunham
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. -- Jeremy Northam
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. -- Rowan Atkinson
One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them. -- Paul Epworth
Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song at the right moment could change history. -- Pete Seeger
It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. -- Roald Dahl
The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things . . . the trivial pleasure like cooking, one's home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard. -- Barbara Pym
I think it's one of those funny things - sometimes you're not really friends with somebody until you've gotten into a good fight, and I think that's the situation with Superman and Batman. -- Mark Valley
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' -- Steven Wright
It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else. -- Barbara Kingsolver
Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It's a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end. -- Billy Collins
You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. -- Eminem
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people. -- Larry the Cable Guy
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. -- Ryan Seacrest
You know, it's a funny thing about writers. Most people don't stop to think of books being written by people much like themselves. They think that writers are all dead long ago--they don't expect to meet them in the street or out shopping. They know their stories but not their names, and certainly not their faces. And most writers like it that way. -- Cornelia Funke
I've got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person's make-up, and I've got that cast of his face in my house. I've got something from the pilot, the original implant that was in Billy Miles' head. I've got a sign from 'The Erlenmeyer Flask.' But my house isn't a museum to 'The X-Files!' -- Chris Carter
I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it's really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It's that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing. -- Tamsin Greig
It's funny how things work out sometimes. -- Anthony Horowitz
It's funny how things seem different, suddenly. -- Kim Edwards
Funny how certain things stay with you. -- Lauren Oliver
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. -- Harper Lee
Its so funny whenever things come full circle. -- Swoosie Kurtz
It's so funny whenever things come full circle. -- Swoosie Kurtz
Funny always makes the bad things go away. -- Candace Bushnell
Funny how the new things are the old things. -- Rudyard Kipling
The girl has a funny way of romanticizing things. -- Karen Russell
I think actors who take things too far are funny. -- Dean Norris
I had no choice. Love does funny things to people. -- Nicholas Sparks
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting. -- Martha Plimpton
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. -- Ed Wynn
It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. -- John C. Reilly
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. -- Bernard Sahlins
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. -- Buster Keaton
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My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things. -- Michelle Dockery
You can't always go to the well and have things be funny. -- Richard Ford
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. -- A. A. Milne
Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them. -- Gloria Calderon Kellett
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. -- Rachel Weisz
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up -- Heather Brewer
I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. -- Flula Borg
It's funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they've changed completely. -- Nancy Gibbs
Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end. -- Edward Albee
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. -- Richard Russo
I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. -- Chandler Parsons
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things. -- Ken Kesey
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things. -- Alice Cooper
[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime. -- Elvis Presley
Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart -- Maggie Stiefvater
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely -- Will Rogers
It was funny, though, the things you didn't learn about people until after they died. -- Cynthia Leitich Smith
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting. -- Brian Chippendale
comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny. -- Staton Rabin
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. -- Mary Higgins Clark
Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful. -- Margaret Atwood
It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. -- Joel Edgerton
A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny. -- Eugene Mirman
...that is the best-to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. -- Doug Stanhope
People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. -- Daniel Keyes
Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. -- Hans Ree
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. -- Reba McEntire
Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. -- Tad Williams
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I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. -- Andrew Gurland
It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not. -- Gayle Forman
The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. -- Seth MacFarlane
It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily. -- Natalie Dormer
It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. -- Karen Marie Moning
I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of. -- Nikki Glaser
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. -- Morgan Freeman
I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. -- Marilyn Manson
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. -- Rick Riordan
Itâ??s funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places. -- Karen Marie Moning
I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself. -- Banana Yoshimoto
You can't be trying to be funny. As an adult actor, sometimes I'll muddle it up by over-thinking things. -- David Walton
I happen to like things that are funny and dramatic at the same time. I don't see the difference. -- Drew Goddard
I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. -- Mila Kunis
It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it. -- Jeremy Clarkson
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. -- Bill Murray
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. -- Brett Gelman
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. -- Katey Sagal
Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. -- Katey Sagal
That's one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he's funny. He's done really wicked things. -- Rhys Darby
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. -- Joan Rivers
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. -- Craig Bruce
They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. -- Charles Bukowski
When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time. -- Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. -- Craig Bruce
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show. -- Dane Cook
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. -- Tom Sizemore

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