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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'. -- Richard Simmons
Fat gives things flavor. -- Julia Child
Fat, Is saving our lives. -- Robert O. Young
Fat is where comedy is stored, -- Craig Ferguson
Fat free usually means it's loaded with sugar! -- Jason Vale
My parents' generation's benchmark was simple: Fat Equals Bad. -- Arabella Weir
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. -- George R. R. Martin
There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady. -- J. D. Salinger
Fat is a social disease, and fat is a feminist issue. -- Susie Orbach
Get ready for 'Les Mis 2'... I'm playing 'Fat Cosette.' -- Rebel Wilson
Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial. -- Susie Orbach
Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet. -- David Perlmutter
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. -- Craig Ferguson
Even when I'm playing someone named 'Fat Amy.' I'm all about confidence and attitude. -- Rebel Wilson
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. -- Zach Galifianakis
The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high. -- Ken Kesey
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. -- Noel Redding
Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda. -- Neil Young
The ties of blood," said Spider, "are stronger than water." Water's not strong," objected Fat Charlie. -- Neil Gaiman
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? -- Jo Brand
Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits. -- William Shakespeare
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. -- Jo Brand
One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat". -- Richard Simmons
I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments. -- Robert Webb
Back on the block they probably call Big Al Fat Albert but here in the Nam we don't insult our friends. -- Derrick Wolf
There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up. But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice. -- Joe Mantegna
Fat girls aren't real people. -- Tucker Max
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. -- Jackie Gleason
Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat. -- Giada De Laurentiis
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. -- George Orwell
The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. -- Jack LaLanne
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -- Rodney Dangerfield
As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. -- Edith Piaf
I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. -- Neil Patrick Harris
I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat. -- Stephanie Klein
What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it's not a nice feeling. -- Kendall Jenner
It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is. -- Deborah Bull
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For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! -- Jay Leno
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing. -- Jo Brand
Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness. -- Margaret Cho
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less. -- Bertrand Russell
I accept you, and you get the same respect from me whether you are black, white, gay straight, Asian, bisexual, Australian, tall, fat, whatever it is. We are all people, and I look at the people of the world the same way, as my brothers and sisters. -- Nash Grier
From a young age, I understood the idea of balanced flavor - the reason you put ketchup on a hamburger. I was that kid who wouldn't eat something if there was something missing. I never really understood it until I began cooking professionally, balancing acids, sweets, spicy flavors and fat. -- Michael Mina
Many financial and industrial companies have been bailed out with the public's money, but very few of those who had run those companies have been punished for their failures. Yes, the top managers of those companies have lost their jobs - but with a fat pension and mostly with a handsome severance payment. -- Ha-Joon Chang
This is what people don't understand: obesity is a symptom of poverty. It's not a lifestyle choice where people are just eating and not exercising. It's because kids - and this is the problem with school lunch right now - are getting sugar, fat, empty calories - lots of calories - but no nutrition. -- Tom Colicchio
Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and then I do weights a few times a week. It's just how I can balance eating pancakes in the morning, a big burger for lunch, and then a fat steak and cheesecake at night. -- Matt Barr
I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it. -- Gabriel Iglesias
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A lot of us are ruled by fear during our lives - afraid we'll get burgled, afraid a dog will bite us, afraid we'll get fat, afraid someone will leave us. Once you lose fear, life becomes sweeter, and that happens as you get older. I'm sure by the time I'm 80, I'll be able to do absolutely anything! -- Joanna Lumley
I eat tons, three full meals a day, and I never go to the gym. When I was a child, my geography teacher said, 'You may be slim now but if you carry on eating like that, you'll end up being really fat.' Fortunately, I really don't think I've changed much in the past two decades, so that teacher was an idiot. -- Gina Bellman
Who's your fat friend ? -- Beau Brummell
I'm not fat. I'm fluffy! -- Gabriel Iglesias
Litigation only makes lawyers fat. -- Wilbur Smith
I'm an ass-kicking fat kid. -- Jack Osbourne
Unsaturated fat is an outrage. -- Ian Paisley
No fat batboy is invisible. -- Joe Buck
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. -- Dave Bautista
England produces the best fat actors. -- Jimmy Cannon
The world's fat is badly divided. -- Martha Gellhorn
Economic gross is making us fat. -- Pierre Dukan
Nobody wants a fat lead singer. -- Sebastian Bach
Irabu is a fat, pus-y toad. -- George Steinbrenner
Cats sleep fat and walk thin. -- Rosalie Moore
It sucks being fat, you know. -- Drew Carey
A fat kitchin, a lean Will. -- Benjamin Franklin
I am fat, lazy and kind. -- Sergei Lukyanenko
Do it for the fat lady! -- J. D. Salinger
I don't believe in low-fat cooking. -- Nigella Lawson
A green Christmas makes a fat graveyard. -- Inez Haynes Irwin
Leave me alone, you big fat shitburger!" -- Chris Crutcher
Americans like fat books and thin women. -- Russell Baker
A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. -- St. Jerome
Lean liberty is better than fat slavery -- John Ray
Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered. -- Molly Ivins
Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo -- D. J. MacHale
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. -- Andy Rooney
What doesn't kill you, makes you fat. -- Esmeralda Santiago
No woman wants to have fat ankles. -- Christian Louboutin
A steak needs fat to taste great. -- Tom Colicchio
I prefer to get fat on honey. -- Stefanie Brook Trout
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I am fat and I don't care. -- CM Punk
Love fed fat soon turns to boredom. -- Ovid
I figured being fat was my destiny. -- Ron Lester
I was rather a fat little boy. -- Cyril Cusack
My fat never made me less money. -- Dolly Parton
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. -- Fred Schwab
You don't sweat much for a fat girl! -- Colin Mochrie
Kids are fat because of lack of parenting. -- Ben Shapiro
Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat. -- Samuel Johnson
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. -- Sam Ewing
Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom. -- John Bunyan
I'm looking forward to getting fat and old. -- Richard C. Armitage
I was always handsome under all the fat. -- Robert Iler
A fat person lives shorter but eats longer. -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Muscle and water is critical in burning fat. -- Lee Haney
Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy. -- Chuck Palahniuk
What's worse? Being strung out or being fat? -- Nikki Sixx
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what. -- Josh Peck
I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. -- Jack LaLanne
I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it. -- Kirstie Alley
and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me. -- Margaret Weis
I was a fat-headed guy full of pain. -- Cary Grant
You're never too fat for a new purse. -- Nia Vardalos
It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid -- Kate Moss
Folk music is a bunch of fat people. -- Bob Dylan
She's so fat, she's my two best friends. -- Joan Rivers
I still got my hair, I'm not fat. -- Ray Romano
Does my new feminism make me look fat? -- Libba Bray
All fat women look the same; they all look 42. -- Margaret Atwood
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings. -- Dick Motta
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting. -- Jerry Coleman
A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. -- George Herbert
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! -- Scott Adams
Almost everything I do is related to being fat. -- Camryn Manheim
Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. -- Kristin Scott Thomas
Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking. -- Demi Lovato

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