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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. -- Bjork
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. -- Spike Milligan
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. -- Dennis Miller
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. -- Joan Rivers
The secret is to work less as individuals and more as a team. As a coach, I play not my eleven best, but my best eleven. -- Knute Rockne
I had my Olympic gold medal cut up into eleven pieces. Gave all eleven of my kids a piece. It'll come together again when they put me down. -- Joe Frazier
For eleven months and maybe about twenty days each year, we concentrate upon the shortcomings of others, but for a few days at the turn of the New Year we look at our own. It is a good habit. -- Arthur Hays Sulzberger
Only nine States have been represented since my arrival 'till within three days. There are now Eleven States barely represented. This tardiness in the States or their Delegates, besides retarding the most important Business makes it exceeding fatiguing to those that do attend. -- William Whipple
As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think 'actor' and see some easy money. -- Matt Damon
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Eleven against eleven they never beat us. -- Jose Mourinho
I've been homeless. I've worked at 7-Eleven. -- Dennis Rodman
Remember, your body is a temple, not a 7-Eleven. -- Jennifer Love Hewitt
Eleven is about the best age for almost anything. -- Zilpha Keatley Snyder
There are a lot of slutty girls in Canada. Eleven-year-old sluts. -- Michael Cera
Like there's actually a need for Greenland. You can get ice at 7-Eleven. -- Steve Kluger
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend. -- Jackson Browne
I finished the recordings I had started with Eleven. Matt Cameron joined for the rest of those sessions. -- Jack Irons
I began both auditioning with Pearl Jam and recording for Eleven. In the fall of 1994, I joined Pearl Jam. -- Jack Irons
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air. -- Norm Sloan
In Eleven Minutes, I started with the question of why sexuality is considered one of the major issues in life. -- Paulo Coelho
Eleven years is a great length of time to prepare a movie, it would be wonderful to have 11 years of funded preparation. -- Tilda Swinton
You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven. -- George Carlin
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. -- Carol Leifer
Eleven times Jesus died on the cross, Eleven times falls down a body thrown upward, Eleven times also I abandon the logical flow of thought. -- Daniil Kharms
We know that many of the apostles of Christ were killed. Eleven out of 12 met violent deaths when they were just talking about God and light. -- Frederick Lenz
We know that many of the apostles of Christ were killed. Eleven out of 12 met violent deaths when they were just talking about God and light. -- Frederick Lenz
Whenever I get frustrated, I tell myself, you could be working at a 7-Eleven right now, so never take for granted what you do for a living. -- Shannen Doherty
It still amazes him how they could have been misled by her personality in Year Eleven. It's what depression does to a person, it changes them completely. -- Melina Marchetta
I learned to park outside of Denny's because it's 24 hours. I made a deal at a 7-Eleven with a mailman so I could get my mail delivered there. -- Tony Robbins
Thanks to Lana Turner, Eleven Eleven, The Nation, LIT Magazine (USA), Critical Quarterly (UK), Beautiful Outlaw Press, no press, The Capilano Review, cv2, Rhubarb and Centre A Gallery (Canada). -- Erin Mouré
Getting out of the house is the secret to staying alert through the droning hours leading up to the big meal, even if you don't go farther than 7-Eleven for another six-pack. -- Mary Schmich
Eleven years after the discovery of their bodies, no one has been held accountable for their murders. The chief suspects in the chain of command, including the camp commander, have never been charged. -- Garry Robbins
My day does not truly begin until I've acquired and consumed a 32-ounce Big Gulp of diet coke from 7-Eleven. It's the Big Gulp that's important, not 7-Eleven, where I find the employees rather disagreeable. -- Cate Marvin
My advice: Don't quit. When I got to New York City, I lived so far below the poverty line, because I didn't give in and get a job at 7-Eleven. I think you can thrive in misery. -- Rob Zombie
One of the places where we lived when I was growing up had this big wood out the back. And starting when I was about 8, I used to enjoy just walking alone through the wood late. Eleven p.m. Midnight. Later. -- Christian Bale
Only nine States have been represented since my arrival till within three days. There are now Eleven States barely represented. This tardiness in the States or their Delegates, besides retarding the most important Business makes it exceeding fatiguing to those that do attend. -- William Whipple
Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants. -- Amy Sedaris
Eleven years old is not an early age to set your sight on the Olympics for a gymnast, because we normally peak in high school. I first qualified for the Olympics team during my sophomore year in high school, when I was 15 years old. -- Dominique Dawes
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He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. "Eleven out of twelve work fine. I'd say that's better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try. -- Ilona Andrews
I run with a credit card and a cell phone, so when there is not a 7-Eleven around, like some of the country roads out there, I can get him to deliver a pizza to me. And I kind of give them a coordinate, a corner. -- Dean Karnazes
I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian. -- Joe Biden
The first CD that I ever bought was 'Britney Spears.' It was at a 7-Eleven and I was like, 'Can I get this?' It was literally her EP and I picked it up and, of course, I fell in love with her. It was an early crush for me. -- Joe Jonas
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When I was eleven, I just got good. -- Bobby Fischer
Too many church services start at eleven sharp and end at twelve dull. -- Vance Havner
I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol. -- Robb Walsh
I made my first investment at age eleven. I was wasting my life up until then. -- Warren Buffett
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years. -- Truman Capote
I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn't have what I wanted. -- Dick Gregory
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven. -- Arnold Palmer
In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography. -- Ann Coulter
If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places. -- Jim Butcher
I learnt to drive at around eleven years old. In an old jeep on a field in Colorado. There were lots of ditches. I could barely see over the steering wheel. -- David Lauren
As a little boy of eleven I entered the Cadet Corps. I was not particularly eager to become a Cadet, but my father wished it. So my wishes were not consulted. -- Manfred von Richthofen
The first concert I attended was an Elvis concert when I was eleven. Even at that age he made me realize the tremendous effect a performer could have on an audience. -- Cher
One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organizations do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always. -- Aiden Wilson Tozer
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. -- P. G. Wodehouse
I was taking a nose dive somewhere between eleven and twelve because my sister had died and I was practicing something that siblings do which is follow in their footsteps and die as well. -- Leo Kottke
All the food we eat, whether Brussels sprouts or pork bellies, has been modified by mankind. Genetic engineering is only one particularly powerful way to do what we have been doing for eleven thousand years. -- Michael Specter
I always imagined that magically, at some point, I would settle into this very easy and refined sophistication, but it turns out that who you are at eleven is pretty much who you are at 27, so I don't know how much I've learned over the years. -- Mackenzie Davis
Hemingway was really early. I probably started reading him when I was just eleven or twelve. There was just something magnetic to me in the arrangement of those sentences. Because they were so simple - or rather they appeared to be so simple, but they weren't. -- Joan Didion
Seven to eleven is a huge chunk of life, full of dulling and forgetting. It is fabled that we slowly lose the gift of speech with animals, that birds no longer visit our windowsills to converse. As our eyes grow accustomed to sight they armor themselves against wonder. -- Leonard Cohen
The first thing I bought that was really stylish was in 1969 when I was eleven. I saved up for a black, grey and white tie-dye grandad vest. It was too big - they weren't catering for kids my age - and hung off me, but I loved it. -- Paul Weller
I'm a De Niro fan. I went eleven years without seeing a movie; the last one before that, February 1980, was De Niro and Scorsese in 'Raging Bull,' and when I went back, it was 'Cape Fear,' with De Niro and Scorsese. I picked up right where I left off at. -- August Wilson
I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I will go to bed at half past eleven. If that means going to bed early or late, that's what I live by. As soon as you get there, live by that time. -- David Attenborough
During my eleven years as a New York City public school teacher, I saw firsthand the impact that poverty has on the classroom. In low-income neighborhoods like Sunset Park, where I taught, students as young as five years old enter school affected by the stresses often created by poverty: domestic violence, drug abuse, gang activity. -- Sal Albanese
I wanted to be a teacher. I love children, so I wanted to deal with children. Then I wanted to be a veterinarian. But by the age of ten or eleven, when I opened my mouth and said, 'Oh, God, what's this?' I kind of knew teaching and being a veterinarian were gonna have to wait. -- Whitney Houston
I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal. -- Leslie Nielsen
The late rebellion in Massachusetts has given more alarm than I think it should have done. Calculate that one rebellion in thirteen states in the course of eleven years, is but one for each state in a century and a half. No country should be so long without one. Nor will any degree of power in the hands of government prevent insurrections. -- Thomas Jefferson
It seemed like a matter of minutes when we began rolling in the foothills before Oakland and suddenly reached a height and saw stretched out ahead of us the fabulous white city of San Francisco on her eleven mystic hills with the blue Pacific and its advancing wall of potato-patch fog beyond, and smoke and goldenness in the late afternoon of time. -- Jack Kerouac
When I was a kid, phone calls were a premium commodity; only the very coolest kids had a phone line of their own, and long-distance phone calls were made after eleven, when the rates went down, unless you were flamboyant with your spending. Then phone calls became as cheap as dirt and as constant as rain, and I was on the phone all the time. -- Susan Orlean
One and one is eleven. -- Frank Zappa
Fall ten times, stand up eleven. -- Shannon L. Alder
It was eleven more than neccessary. -- Jacques Anquetil
Possession is eleven points in the law. -- Colley Cibber
I've been in eleven no-hitters you know. -- Bert Campaneris
I liked the bit about quarter to eleven. -- Erik Satie
School should be eleven months of the year. -- Nikki Giovanni
I mean, what's eleven million people now days? -- Zach Braff
What can you do, playing against eleven goalposts? -- Bill Shankly
I'm the one twice over I'm the new eleven -- Drake
One man doesn't make a team. It takes eleven. -- Bear Bryant
eleven months. now she's gone gone as they go. -- Charles Bukowski
Possession, they say, is eleven points of the law. -- Jonathan Swift
I'm six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days. -- Darryl Dawkins
Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers. -- Mel Brooks
How do I stop eleven million people from buying the grape? -- Dolores Huerta
An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid. -- Markus Zusak
This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters. -- Charles Pearson
On a scale of one to ten, I would rate Elvis eleven. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
I'd known since about eleven that I wanted to live in America. -- Iggy Azalea
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? -- Squidward Tentacles
I looked up 'standard' in the dictionary. There are eleven different definitions. -- Dave Winer
What can be done when you're eleven can often never be done again. -- Stephen King
What can you do, playing against eleven goalposts? (after 0-0 draw at Anfield) -- Bill Shankly
The eleven o'clock hour on Sunday is the most segregated hour in American life. -- James Pike
I have been wounded altogether twenty times; eleven of these wounds were received at Northfield. -- Cole Younger
Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today. -- Steve Lomas
The imagined community of millions seems more real as a team of eleven named people. -- Eric Hobsbawm
When I was eleven, I got cast in the last directorial project of Christopher Reeve. -- Vanessa Marano
I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can't lift it. -- Steve Martin
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. -- Evan Esar
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. -- Abe Lemons
Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. -- Zach Braff
All men are forced into one of two categories: those with eleven fingers and those without. -- Ned Rorem
My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own! -- Jeremy Hardy
I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven? -- Heather Brewer
I had rather eleven died nobly for their country than one voluptuously surfeit out of action. -- William Shakespeare
On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one. -- Ilona Andrews
The heart of childhood, from seven to eleven, is the critical period for bonding with the earth. -- David Sobel
Even at eleven, he had observed that things turned out right a ridiculous amount of the time. -- Stephen King
It is appalling that the most segregated hour of Christian America is eleven o'clock on Sunday morning. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. -- Bill Cosby
My mother is very short - four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. -- Mel Brooks
Well, I grew up between Holland and Israel and then moved to France when I was eleven. -- Keren Ann
If you gave Arsene Wenger eleven players and told him to pick his team, this would be it. -- Andy Gray
At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch -- Don Howe
We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts. -- Cameron Conaway

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