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  • Only dumb people are happy. -- Courtney Love
  • I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. -- Keanu Reeves
  • Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. -- Andy Rooney
  • Be kind to dumb people. -- Don Herold
  • I'm too old to be governed by fear of dumb people. -- Sam Waterston
  • Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. -- Patrick Star
  • When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • The internet tends to make smart people smarter and dumb people dumber. -- Ben Casnocha
  • You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time! -- Chris Rock
  • Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. -- Chris Rock
  • The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people. -- Stephen Hawking
  • The English are a dumb people. They can do great acts, but not describe them. -- Thomas Carlyle
  • Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own. -- Bo Burnham
  • I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. -- Keanu Reeves
  • Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? -- Bruce Coville
  • It's amazing how dumb people can impress you with how much stupider they can be when they really assert themselves. -- Dane Cook
  • I hate to say this, but at the time, (late 70's) it was like the smart people liked punk and the dumb people liked Journey. -- Howie Klein
  • I realized, dumb people don't know they're dumb. When people try to make me laugh and they try to be funny, that's when they lose me. I find a lot of comedy in honesty. -- Nathan Fillion
  • The shocking possibility that dumb people don't exist in sufficient numbers to warrant the millions of careers devoted to tending them will seem incredible to you. Yet that is my central proposition: the mass dumbness which justifies official schooling first had to be dreamed of; it isn't real. -- John Taylor Gatto
  • They are damn good projects - excellent projects. That goes for all the projects up there. You know some people make fun of people who speak a foreign language, and dumb people criticize something they do not understand, and that is what is going on up there - God damn it! -- Harry Hopkins
  • I try to write for highest common denominator. I don't write for dumb people. I figure if everybody doesn't get it, that's OK. Someone bright enough will get it, and that's who I write for. It's probably not the way to make million-sellers. What can I say? I won't apologize for trying to write for smart people. -- Paul Westerberg
  • I've never been satisfied with myself, ever. But I feel good about myself, because I'm truthful. I don't corrupt myself. I'm also a perfectionist. I'm very impatient. I've got energy and drive and I can't stand inefficiency in people. And I can't stand dumb people. Why surround yourself with people who are going to tie you down? I don't suffer fools. -- Jack LaLanne
  • Make no mistake about it, you are dumb. You're a group of incredibly, well-educated dumb people. I was there. We all were there. You're barely functional. There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups, but the screw-ups, they're a-coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb. -- Aaron Sorkin
  • People are just dumb. They misunderstand. -- Garry Winogrand
  • People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful. -- Adam Carolla
  • We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb. -- Lisa Scottoline
  • Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are. -- Simone Elkeles
  • Football players are misunderstood. They arent the dumb jocks people think they are. -- Simone Elkeles
  • There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people. -- Ted Nugent
  • If you think people are dumb, you'll spend a lifetime doing dumb work. -- George Lois
  • Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb. -- Wilmer Valderrama
  • I think metal draws dumb people. It's not exactly a thinking man's genre. -- Blake Judd
  • Men are cheaters. Women are not to be trusted. And most people are dumb. -- Jackie Collins
  • All disputation makes the mind deaf; and when people are deaf, I am dumb. -- Joseph Joubert
  • Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. -- David Allan Coe
  • You can do anything when you're famous. That's why famous people are so dumb. -- Jarvis Cocker
  • I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb. -- Jessica Simpson
  • There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers. -- George W. Buck
  • People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. -- Daniel Keyes
  • For the people who don't know, my character could described, in a nutshell, as the bar dumb-dumb. -- Charlie Day
  • In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! -- Ken Kesey
  • I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. -- Mindy Kaling
  • I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool. -- Leon Spinks
  • Fair Game Theory: If you are dumb enough to be drained by people then you are fair game. -- Frederick Lenz
  • Life is long and dumb and devastating. People should believe whatever they need to believe to get by. -- Katie Coyle
  • No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't. -- Jim Norton
  • Most people know nothing about learning; many despise it. Dummies reject as too hard whatever is not dumb. -- Thomas More
  • I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless. -- Ryan Cabrera
  • If something is accessible to a lot of people, it's got to be dumb because most people are dumb. -- Stephen King
  • I was aware that people thought a certain type of photo work was either stealing, borrowing, copying or dumb. -- Laurie Simmons
  • Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work. -- Stephen Malkmus
  • Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there. -- Orson Welles
  • People in movies and TV seem to be completely dumb to what's going on in the real world and relationships. -- Will Gluck
  • The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change. -- Kimberly Spencer
  • Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. -- Oscar Wilde
  • Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you. -- Chris Rock
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  • If risk is the key factor to success and really smart people avoid it, you might not be dumb enough to succeed! -- Garrison Wynn
  • So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think. -- David Krumholtz
  • The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons. -- Artie Lange
  • Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter. -- Louise Brooks
  • Because we are communal creatures, if you're with people who think you're smart, you're smart, and if they think you're dumb, you're dumb. -- Gloria Steinem
  • I have the charisma of the chipmunk. I never have thought I was smart. I thought the people I dealt with were dumb. -- Hyman Rickover
  • If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again. -- Robert Osborne
  • A lot of the time, people think I'm really dumb or really uncomfortable talking to them, which is kind of a real thing. -- Nathan Fielder
  • Your work gets destroyed by dumb people and it gets enhanced by smart people and it really doesn't have anything to do with marketing. -- Paula Scher
  • Most people I work with are older than me and the main thing I've learnt is that everyone is a dumb as an 18-year-old. -- Seth Rogen
  • Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind. -- Robert A. Heinlein
  • I have a skeptical and cranky side, and I'm forever puzzled why people believe the, seeming to me, dumb things that they choose to believe. -- Terence McKenna
  • Don't assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while. -- Michael Bassey Johnson
  • People are always asking me if I'm Lynyrd Skynyrd or which one's Skynyrd, but I always say, 'Who'd ever have a dumb name like that?' -- Ed King
  • No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. -- Trey Parker
  • People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you're too old to play dumb. -- Olivia Wilde
  • "You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just dumb." -- Jennifer Lawrence
  • The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense. -- James Gould Cozzens
  • People generally thought that sharks are dumb eating machines. After some study, I began to realize that these 'gangsters' of the deep had gotten a bad rap. -- Eugenie Clark
  • I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care -- Dean Kamen
  • Don't text or Twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doingâ?¦ also it lights up your big dumb face. -- Louis C. K.
  • I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores. -- Joss Whedon
  • Those kids aren't dumb. But the people who run these schools want to make sure they don't get smart: they are really teaching the kids to be slaves. -- James A. Baldwin
  • If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it's dumb. -- Andy Rooney
  • I don't know if many people realize that Dolph Lundgren is a chemical engineer. He's not a dumb blond guy. This guy is smart and he's a martial artist. -- Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
  • The bells they sound on Bredon, And still the steeples hum. "Come all to church, good people"- Oh, noisy bells, be dumb; I hear you, I will come. -- A. E. Housman
  • Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name. -- Marlee Matlin
  • It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you. -- Tina Fey
  • All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey, we're not Jews.' -- Rich Vos
  • The dumb-manager theory of business problems just didn't hold water for me. There had to be a deeper reason why smart people would make decisions that lead to failure. -- Clayton M. Christensen
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