Patrick Star quotes:

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

You cannot stop the unstoppable