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Morning: Slept. Afternoon: Slept. Evening: Ate grass. Night: Ate grass. Decided grass is boring. Scratched. Hard to reach the itchy bits. Slept. -- Jackie French
The first film I made was when I was 13 and it was called 'The Dogs That Ate Detroit.' It starred my Saint Bernard Barney, and it was a killer thriller with oodles of special effects that were cutting edge for the time. -- Les Claypool
I once ate McDonald's three times in one day. -- Christina Ricci
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. -- Jonathan Swift
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. -- Peter York
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. -- George Carlin
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. -- Jo Brand
Things were so bad we ate rabbits that neighbours had run over and gave to us because they knew we were broke. -- Al Purdy
During the strict macrobiotic chapter of my life, I ate miso soup every day for breakfast and sometimes with dinner as well. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
He ate and drank the precious Words, his Spirit grew robust; He knew no more that he was poor, nor that his frame was Dust. -- Emily Dickinson
I do the same exercises I did 50 years ago and they still work. I eat the same food I ate 50 years ago and it still works. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate. -- Ryan Lochte
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon. -- Edward Lear
The current health crisis, however, is a little more the work of the evil empire. We were told, we were assured, that the more meat and dairy and poultry we ate, the healthier we'd be. -- Mark Bittman
In high school I was an outcast... I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen. -- Shay Mitchell
I ate no butcher's meat, lived chiefly on fruits, vegetables, and fish, and never drank a glass of spirits or wine until my wedding day. To this I attribute my continual good health, endurance, and an iron constitution. -- John James Audubon
We shot 'Delusion' in the middle of the desert and outside of Las Vegas where they did those underground nuclear bomb testings. So I only ate oysters and drank coffee because I didn't want to turn into a mutant. -- Jennifer Rubin
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. -- Natalie Portman
In Zurich, in a cafe overlooking the Limmat, I ate butter-drenched white asparagus pulled from the ground that morning; it had the aftertaste of champagne. I've been able to appreciate epic meals in San Francisco, New Orleans, Berlin, Paris, Las Vegas. -- J. R. Moehringer
I am a type-2 diabetic, and they took me off medication simply because I ate right and exercised. Diabetes is not like a cancer, where you go in for chemo and radiation. You can change a lot through a basic changing of habits. -- Sherri Shepherd
I remember as a little boy I ate one meal a day and sometimes slept in the street. I will never forget that and it inspires me to fight hard, stay strong and remember all the people of my country, trying to achieve better for themselves. -- Manny Pacquiao
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Marjorie Gubelmann
After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate Reggie candy bars. I entered a phase during which I insisted on having the same style of glasses Reggie had: gold wire frames with the double bar across. -- Eric Liu
I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese - big mistake. Here I am trying to be healthy and I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches and french fries every day, having mad eruptions all over my face. -- Wesley Snipes
My earliest memories of my mom were of her multi-tasking - preparing dinner while checking on homework and housework; clearing the dinner plates while setting out bowls for breakfast; making sure we ate our breakfast while lining up bread, lunch meats, apples, and snacks assembly-line style so we could make our lunches. -- Christine Pelosi
There are times, like after a long day of work, when the thought of an easy drive-through is enticing. But then I remember how crappy I felt when I ate fast food in the past, and it inspires me to head to the grocery store or my local farmer's market and whip up an easy but healthier option. -- Alison Sweeney
One of my most memorable Thanksgiving memories was probably the first year that me and my two brothers decided to start our annual eating contest. We ate throughout the whole day. We started that morning and weighed ourselves, and at the very end of the night, we weighed ourselves out. And all three of us equally gained five pounds. -- Charles Kelley
Mobile is a seaport town, and we ate a lot of seafood. We'd go fishing, we'd catch our fish and we'd eat our fish. It was a ritual on Saturday morning for all my family - my grandfather, my brothers, my uncles, my father - to go fishing, and then the ladies of the family would clean the fish and fry them up. -- Billy Williams
Bless me Father, I ate a lizard. -- Walter M. Miller, Jr.
I ate 'umble pie with an appetite. -- Charles Dickens
The square root of 69 is 8(ate) som' -- Drake
Elvis ate America before America ate him. -- Passenger
We set the table, but no one ate. -- Johnny Oates
I'm pretty sure I ate ants in Mexico. -- Zoe Kazan
While I was waiting...I ate your lunch. -- Suzanne Collins
Jews ate the English nation to its bones. -- John Speed
Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints? -- George Carlin
Justice is what the judge ate for breakfast. -- Jerome Frank
Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips! -- Santino Marella
Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese. -- Suzanne Collins
Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron
In my dreams I ate and I ate my dreams. -- Bernard Malamud
Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five. -- Sissy Spacek
Adam and Eve ate the first vitamins, including the package. -- E. R. Squibb
Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple. -- Maya Angelou
Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate? -- Bill Vaughan
I never ate of the grapes nor feared of the eruptions. -- David O. Selznick
Charles Manson ate apples. That doesn't mean I'm not going to. -- Marianne Williamson
I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla! -- Stephen Colbert
Prohibition didn't work in the Garden of Eden. Adam ate the apple. -- Vicente Fox
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. -- Julia Child
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti -- Thomas Harris
In my 20s, I mostly ate burritos and nachos, with the occasional burger. -- Neil Patrick Harris
I think the canary left some feathers in there after you ate it. -- Ally Carter
People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath. -- Daniel Wallace
No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate. -- Hank Ketcham
It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate. -- Don Van Vliet
Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple. -- Tiffanie DeBartolo
Kubrick ate it up. He loved it. He just let me go crazy. -- R. Lee Ermey
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food. -- Bam Bam Bigelow
Verbal blows cut to the soul and ate at the heart for eternity. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Philosophy began when man ate the produce of the earth and suffered indigestion. -- Khalil Gibran
I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister -- Robert Bloch
I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom. -- Julianne Hough
I ate the Green Monster. It tasted pretty nasty. It was pretty painful. -- Torii Hunter
I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother. -- Dashiell Hammett
A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People ate bread made of the shells of peas because there was no flour. -- Bel Kaufman
What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child? -- Lin Yutang
Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers. -- Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.
She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide. -- Louis Kronenberger
I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies. -- Mitch Hedberg
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! -- Bill Cosby
Before I became a Muslim, I ate pork and chased women--but all that stuff stopped. -- Muhammad Ali
I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room. -- Victoria Wood
Before containers, transport costs ate up 25 percent of the value of whatever was being shipped. -- Rose George
One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair. -- George Lopez
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material. -- Robin Williams
I think she ate a salad and some soup. And loneliness. She ate that, too. -- Markus Zusak
It's all in the day's work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate him. -- Charles Kingsley
My best year of track competition was the first year I ate a vegan diet. -- Carl Lewis
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate. -- Robin Williams
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said" my tummy itches. -- Steve Carell
You look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again. -- Thomm Quackenbush
Those that dare lose a day, ate dangerously prodigal; those that dare misspend it, are desperate. -- Joseph Hall
I didn't start cooking until I was thirty-two. Until then, I just ate. - Julia Child -- Kathleen Flinn
I'm very sentimental about lobsters. The last lobster I ate was the only lobster I cooked. -- Ann Patchett
Jesus ... associated with the outcasts; he spoke with them, touched them, ate with them, loved them. -- John Ortberg
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism. -- Greg Gutfeld
I ate so many Ramen noodles that I wouldn't even touch a package of them now. -- Jeremy Camp
I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me. -- Sam Lipsyte
The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. -- Adam Rex
what sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination -- Allen Ginsberg
How about Pithecanthropus Erectus? Was it really he who ate the apple? Or was it Homo Pekiniensis? -- Bertrand Russell
Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?" asked Bernard. The Savage nodded "I ate civilization. -- Aldous Huxley
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. -- Amy Poehler
The storm ate up Septemberâ??s cry of despair, delighted at its mischief, as all storms are. -- Catherynne M. Valente
It's really boring to talk about what you ate and have 48,000 fans listen to you. It's awful. -- Alex Scally
A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey. -- Banksy
I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again. -- Bryan Adams
We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. -- Spencer W. Kimball
I ate some emotional soup in my childhood and have spent a lifetime trying to digest it. -- Billy Ray Chitwood
I learned to cook from my mom. Most of what I ate growing up was Italian cooking. -- Steve Albini
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. -- Jay Leno
You got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positiveE-lim-i-nate the negativeAnd latch on to the affirmative.Don't mess with mister inbetween. -- Johnny Mercer
I hate to tell you this," Jason said, "but I think your leopard just ate a goddess. -- Rick Riordan
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. -- Milton Berle
Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. -- Dana Gould
..the rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families... -- George Eliot
When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it. -- Lena Dunham
I never got to go to prom. I never went to regular school. I ate lunch by myself. -- Tequan Richmond
When I ran across America, for 75 days I ate 10,000 calories a day. I still lost about five pounds. -- Dean Karnazes
My roots are African. The birds I remember, the fruits I ate, the trees I climbed, they're African. -- Teresa Heinz
I worked like a horse and I ate like a hog and I slept like a dead man. -- Rudyard Kipling
Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten -- John Walter Bratton
God created man to work for his food and said that those who ate without work were thieves. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. -- Tommy Cooper
If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story. -- Frank Iero
Since Adam and Eve ate the apple, man has never refrained from any folly of which he was capable. -- Bertrand Russell

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