The Kid Quotes in Doom (2005)

The Kid: Is it always that rough?

Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence.

The Kid: What's he mean?

John Grimm: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.

Pinky: Call it a scientific miscalculation.

Female electronic voice: RRTS Special Ops clearance verified. Handle ID: Destroyer.

Destroyer: Daddy's home.

Female electronic voice: Handle ID: Mac. Handle ID: Portman. Handle ID: Goat. Handle ID: The Kid.

The Kid: "The Kid"?

Female electronic voice: Handle ID: Duke.

Duke: Say my name, baby.

Sarge: Eliminate the threat.

The Kid: What threat?

Duke: It goes that this see, if its trying kill ya. Its a threat

The Kid: How did you find me?

Apple: Oh it's the bracelet.

The Kid: Great... How do you get it off?

Apple: Oh, you just don't.

The Kid: You want to see something cool?

Apple: I always want to see something cool.

Apple: My name's Apple!

The Kid: Of course it is.

Frederic: So you're sure you want to leave? Where you going to go?

The Kid: To see what the rest of the wasteland looks like.

Frederic: Well there's not much to see there, kid.

The Kid: I know.

The Kid: Eyes, throat, genitals!

The Kid: Playtime's over.

Brent Magna: Strap yourself in.

The Kid: Not doing shit!

Brent Magna: Just put on your seatbelt.

The Kid: No!

Brent Magna: Strap yourself in.

The Kid: Where are you going?

Brent Magna: Just strap yourself in!

[about the Voice]

The Kid: He's a real asshole.

The Kid: No, please don't, don't, don't.

Brent Magna: Yep, Yep, Yep, Hold on.

The Kid: Hey, watch where you're going, asshole!

The Kid: You're the shittiest driver I've ever seen.

The Kid: Do you realize I just have to buy another limited edition Shelby Super Snake, take another six months to retire the cams, open up the intake and customize it? And then I'm going to drive it over your face.

The Kid: I really, really hate you.

Brent Magna: I can understand that.

[repeated line]

The Kid: Shit.

[from trailer]

The Kid: I am not going to die for you.

The Kid: Holy shit!

The Kid: You don't even know my name. Do you?

The Kid: How do you write "wife"?

Hayes: Kid, that's W-H-O-R-E. Don't much matter how you spell it, a woman ain't gonna be yours unless you're paying her for the night. You pay her to be sweet to you, kid, that's all. Don't never mix up money and love.

The Kid: He must be part Indian or wolf. Eat a man like that.

Hayes: He didn't eat him. Go.

The Kid: America, man! You know, it's so beautiful I wanta eat it!

The Kid: Is it right to steal from insurance companies?

Anderson: Look, when you rob a guy who's got insurance, you're doing him a favor. You're giving him a little excitement in his life, a story to tell. He becomes a more interesting person because you robbed him. You boost the insurance company because the publicity gets people to buy insurance. You do the fuzz a favor because, well, you prove they're necessary and deserving of a big pay boost.

The Kid: You believe that?

Anderson: Its bullshit. It's just dog eat dog, but I want the first bite.

The Kid: A '56 Chevy Belair could kick a '48 Buick Roadmaster's ass any day, at least in a first quarter mile that is.

Buddy: [Looks at the Kid, then at the ground, then back at the Kid] You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a '56 Chevy could beat a '48 Buick in a dead quarter mile?

[Looks at the ground again, the back at the Kid]

Buddy: I liked you better when you weren't saying squat kid... Go to bed.

The Kid: [from trailer] Are you hitting on my sister?

The Kid: You're a fucking stripper?

The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have, like, any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip?

Don Johnston: You asking me?

The Kid: Yeah.

Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future, isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is, is this. The present. That's it.

The Kid: Are you a Buddhist?

The Kid: Are you gangster?

Don Johnston: No. I wish.

The Kid: What happened to your eye?

Don Johnston: I, uh- I ran into somebody. Somebody's fist.

[last lines]

Don Johnston: Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?

The Kid: What?

Don Johnston: Just tell me. You can talk to me, chief.

The Kid: Man, you're fucked up!

Don Johnston: Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait!

Bill: I don't think now is the best time for me to be mentoring someone.

The Kid: Now is the perfect time!

Bill: [sees him on the roof of the bank] What are you doing?

The Kid: [referring to the sign] I'm fixing your head!

The Kid: Have you ever just looked at all the cash?

The Kid: I bought you those pink furry ones.

Lucy: I returned them.

The Kid: Laura! Can we climb your wall?

The Kid: That sounds like a giant ass!

The Kid: You used to be a cheerleader, didn't you?

Purlene Dupre: Yeah, in the fourth fuckin' grade.

The Kid: And your hair's not really blonde, is it?

Purlene Dupre: Yes, it is.

Floatie Dupre: No it's not, her hair's red, she's a redhead, she's got a bright red bush.

The Kid: [At the swimming hole] We're only wearing suits because you're here. Usually we go naked.

Purlene Dupre, Floatie Dupre: So do we.

The Kid: Well, why don't we all take our suits off, then?

Purlene Dupre: Look, peckerhead, I ain't losin' the goddamned suit.

The Kid: [after Al tells him that professional wrestling is fake] Uh, Al, I know you must be smart because you have a scientific-style job, but if this shit is fake and everyone knows it's fake, why the hell would anybody waste their time watching it?

The Kid: [after Al fix his car] Look at that! You're a goddamn wizard, Al!

The Kid: Hey, don't open that!

Al Fountain: Why not?

The Kid: You'll let the moonlight out, man. Come on, use your head!

Al Fountain: Well, it's kind of hard to say this, but I've, uh, started seeing things.

The Kid: Oh? What kind of things?

Al Fountain: Well, I'm seeing things moving... backwards.

The Kid: You'll find yourself married to an old man. But I reckon you'd rather herd horses.

Apollonia: Will you help me?

The Kid: No.

Apollonia: Pardon me?

The Kid: Nope... Wanna know why?

Apollonia: Nope.

The Kid: Because you wouldn't pass the initiation.

Apollonia: What initiation?

The Kid: Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Apollonia: What?

The Kid: You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.

[She strips down, and runs towards the lake]

The Kid: Hey! Wait a minute! That's...

[She jumps in. She gets out shivering]

The Kid: Uh, hold it...

Apollonia: What?

The Kid: That ain't Lake Minnetonka.

The Kid: I'd like to dedicate this to my father, Francis L. It's a song the girls in the band wrote, Lisa and Wendy.

[the Revolution performs "Purple Rain"]

Father: You got a girlfriend?

The Kid: Yeah, I got a girlfriend.

Father: You gonna get married?

The Kid: I don't know.

Father: Never get married.

Billy: [irked by the Revolution's performance of "Darling Nikki"] What the fuck wrong with you, Kid?

The Kid: I ain't got time for your bullshit, Billy. What do you want?

Billy: This stage is no place for your personal shit, man!

The Kid: That's life, man.

Billy: Life, my ass, motherfucker! This is a business, and you too far gone to see that yet! I told you before, you're not packin' them in like you used to. No one digs your music but yourself.

The Kid: FUCK OFF!

Billy: Yeah, okay. Just like your old man.

[Kid gives Billy an offended look]

Billy: Look around you. No one's diggin' you. Oh, buddy, what a fuckin' waste. But, like father, like son.

The Kid: Lay off that.

Billy: Let me give you a piece of advice, junior: your music make sense to no one... but yourself.

Wendy-The Revolution: [Playing ironically the melody of "Let's Go Crazy" on the guitar] You like that ? Is that better?

The Kid: [Vexed] Where is everybody?

Lisa-The Revolution: You're late. They left.

The Kid: So what are you doing here?

Lisa-The Revolution: [Parodying the Kid's speech at the beginning of "Let's Go Crazy"] "But I'm here to tell you, there's something else"... Our music.

Father: You have no business leavin' this house, you're always sneaking around! You're a Goddamn sinner!

Mother: Shut Up, you don't care about me.

Father: Don't I, keep the heat on?

Mother: I don't like it here, you never talk to me.

The Kid: Dad, please.

Father: What's the matter, with this house?

Mother: You're Crazy.

Father: Shut up!

[smacks Mother]

The Kid: Dad!

Mother: No.

[sobs]

Mother: I'm just, trapped here.

Father: You always, have a roof over your head.

Mother: You won't let me have, any fun.

Father: I can make you, happy. If you just believe in me. Yeah, if you just believe in me.

Mother: You never.

Father: I will die for you.

Jerome: [also irked by the "Darling Nikki" performance] That was fucked up, what you did, man. Morris doesn't like it, and I don't like it either.

The Kid: I don't care.

Jerome: It's obvious you don't have what it takes to get to the top. But just to show we're sympathetic to your problem...

[throws tickets to Kid]

Jerome: ... here's two tickets to tonight's show. Enjoy.

[walks off, then pokes his head back in the door]

Jerome: Don't forget to bring a girlfriend.

[blow kiss]

[after jumping in cold water, Apollonia is getting dressed and The Kid rides up to her]

The Kid: Come on, let's go.

Apollonia: I'm not going anywhere, that was a rotten thing to do.

The Kid: I'm sorry. I tried to stop you.

[She looks at him]

Apollonia: I must have looked pretty ridiculous.

The Kid: No, no! You looked great. That took some nerve, I wouldn't have got in that water. Come on.

[She attempts to get on the motorcycle, he drives away]

Apollonia: Hey!

The Kid: Come on.

[She attempts to get on the motorcycle again, he drives away again]

Apollonia: COME ON!

The Kid: OK, ok.

[She gets on]

The Kid: Don't get my seat all wet.

The Kid: [referring to Appolonia's anklet] Gimme that... There on your boot.

Apollonia: [removes the anklet and gives it to the Kid, who then walks away with a smile] Hey, wait!

[walks after him]

Apollonia: Give it back to me!

The Kid: You can have it back later.

Apollonia: I want it back now, okay?

The Kid: Who gave it to you?

Apollonia: A person.

The Kid: Male or female?

Apollonia: Huh?

The Kid: [stops and turns around] You're lying. I can tell just by your reaction, you're lying. So you gave it to me; it's not yours anymore.

[smiles and walks away]

Father: Listen to me! You come home, when I say come home. You've got no business, in the streets!

Mother: Just leave me alone.

Father: Come here!

Mother: No!

Father: I said now! Do you hear me?

The Kid: Mom! Dad!

Father: You keep this place, clean!

The Kid: Please, Dad she's heard you.

Mother: He wants to kill me, he's crazy.

The Kid: Dad please!

Mother: Look, what he's doing to me.

Father: [Slaps The Kid]

Apollonia: [Attempting to lift off the Kid's shirt] King Kong ?

The Kid: [Repelling her attempt] Stop it!

[the Kid tries the same thing with her]

Apollonia: No.

The Kid: Is that yours?

Father: Of course it's mine. Who's else would it be?

The Kid: Thank you for a funky time, call me up whenever you want to grind. Yeeaaah!

The Kid: [after singing a fake fanfare when Morris arrives at the club] The King has arrived!

[everyone laughs]

[first lines]

The Kid: Are there really angels, or are they just in our minds? It all comes out in the wash... in time.

The Kid: [pursuing Morris, Jerome and Aura] Pull over, boy!

Jerome: Man, look! The fool's following us! Rat patrol!

Aura: Have you ever been to Morris' club? It's really nice.

The Kid: On the outside, it's really nice. It's the inside I got a problem with.

The Kid: Maybe what I need is a sign. A green light that says, "It's okay. It's okay to continue. Somebody's up there listening." But it' hard to see green...

[paints a green streak on his wall]

The Kid: ... when there's so much blue.

[paints a blue streak over the green]

Aura: [Kid sits next to Aura with a heart-shaped notepad, draws a Hangman's noose and four spaces] A.

The Kid: [smiles and shakes his head, draws a circle for a head]

Aura: B.

The Kid: [draws a stick for a torso]

Aura: C.

The Kid: [draws two legs]

Aura: D.

The Kid: [draws two arms, a smile on the head, and fills in the four spaces with the letters M-I-N-E. Points to Aura, then points to the word "mine"]

Aura: No, baby...

[slowly raises her arm and points to the sky]

Aura: ... His.

[the Kid wants to become a gunslinger]

The Kid: I've got to learn, Mr. Holliday.

Doc Holliday: Why did you come after me and not somebody else?

The Kid: Because they say you're the best there is. Because I've read all about you in those dime novels, Mr. Holliday. Because... because you're a legend.

Doc Holliday: How old are you?

The Kid: I'm eighteen.

Doc Holliday: What are you going to do with your life? Don't you have any ambition?

The Kid: Yes, Mr. Holliday, I want to be like you.

The Kid: Here's for helpin' the lady. Buy yourself a cigar.

[the Kid tosses Jet a dime]

Jet Cosgrave: You keep it. Until you're old enough to smoke.

[when the Kid tries to pull his pistol, Jet knocks him down]

Cal Prince: Take it easy, Kid! You know the Major doesn't want any gunplay around Miss Alice. Get up! Get in the rig.

The Kid: Maybe you'd like to try again some time - when we don't have an audience.

Jet Cosgrave: Any time you say. Only the second show might be a lot funnier. It'd be a shame if nobody saw it.