Corporal Dean Portman Quotes in Doom (2005)

Sarge: [Talking about where the Imp came from] Is there anyway this thing came from the outside, on the surface?

Samantha Grimm: The planet is completely dead.

Corporal Dean Portman: It came from *some where*, lady.

Sarge: Portman, shutup.

Samantha Grimm: The atmosphere on the surface can't support life.

Corporal Dean Portman: Maybe it doesn't need air, it could've come from another planet or something.

Samantha Grimm: [scoffs] What, like an alien?

Corporal Dean Portman: LOOK AT THAT THING!

Sarge: PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

John Grimm: [about the dead mutant's body] This is not what me and Goat shot at in Genetics.

Corporal Dean Portman: You mean there's more of these fucking things?

Corporal Dean Portman: Ladies, we're under a Level 5 quarantine so I'm gonna have to strip search you girls.

Corporal Dean Portman: [looks down the sewer hole] I thought "being in the shit" was a figure of speech.

Sarge: Get in the goddamn hole, Portman.

Pinky: Portman, I got floor and wall on your gun cam.

Corporal Dean Portman: I'm taking a shit, you fucking gimp.

Corporal Dean Portman: What the hell is that?

Goat: You never did time, Portman?

Corporal Dean Portman: What?

Goat: This is a holding cell.

Corporal Dean Portman: Bullshit. What makes you think that?

Goat: Touch it.

[Portman reaches out and gets shocked]

Goat: 'Cause the walls are electrified.

Corporal Dean Portman: You asshole!

Corporal Dean Portman: [talks to The Kid on the Helicopter while en route to the Ark] You know, Kid, it's funny. A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy. The next day he brought you onto the team.

John Grimm: Don't give me an excuse, Portman. No one here will miss you.

Corporal Dean Portman: I don't believe this shit. Six months without a weekend, and the goddamn transporters are five minutes late. Now that's 5 minutes of R and R that I ain't gonna get back.

Duke: Relax baby, we're on vacation!

Corporal Dean Portman: I'm gonna lock myself in a motel room with a bottle of tequila and three she-boys!

Goat: Be sober; be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.

Corporal Dean Portman: That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.

Corporal Dean Portman: I gotta take a dump.

Destroyer: What? Now?

Corporal Dean Portman: Unless you want me shitting my pants right here.

Corporal Dean Portman: We don't know what we are dealing with here. Its S.O.P. to call reinforcements when its insecu...

Sarge: WE ARE... The reinforcements.

Corporal Dean Portman: [talks to Destroyer while guarding the airlock door] This is bullshit, man. I enlisted to serve my country, not get greased protecting some corporation's goddamn science project.

Sarge: [after pulling Portman out of the water] Portman, what the hell happened?

Corporal Dean Portman: I fell in the damn hole.

Corporal Dean Portman: Five bucks says this shit ain't nothing but a disgruntled employee with a gun.