Dalia Quotes in You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Zohan: It is... you. Dalia, I don't know how to tell you this. I cannot make sticky with anyone else. *You* are the special one. I will only be "Steve" for you.

Dalia: Uh, who is Steve?

Zohan: Stiff, with an F.

Dalia: Zohan! He has a bomb... and puppies!

Zohan: No!

James: Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!

Dalia: Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you? Do you know?

Rudy Cafmeyer: Let's have a coffee and talk about it.

Dalia: Will that be business or pleasure?

Rudy Cafmeyer: Pleasure, always.

Dalia: [in customs] You like to joke a lot.

Rudy Cafmeyer: They say laughter opens up the soul.

Dalia: Well, while we're at it, you can open the rest of your luggage too.

Rudy Cafmeyer: You're joking, right?

Dalia: No.

Rudy Cafmeyer: You know, this is bullshit!

Dalia: No Mr. Cafmeyer, this is Israel.

Chantry: I think I messed it up really bad. I called him a liar. And I think I might be the liar.

Dalia: No.

Chantry: Yes. I mean, I think it might count as lying if you lie to yourself.

Dalia: Have you seen those online videos about police brutality in Egypt?

Rami: The one who posted them was wrong. They damage the image of Egypt.

Dalia: Damage the image of Egypt? How long do you want people to suffer and be silent? Egypt is not the government. Being against the government's position will save the image of Egypt.

Rami: Learn about what they did instead of judging so quickly.

Dalia: Am I who judges too quickly? Whatever his crime, no one deserves to be humiliated like that.

Rami: Do such things never happen in the US?

Dalia: They do. But in secret. Because they know they would pay a price if they are discovered. But in our country, nobody cares because they know the government is aware, approves of it and even encourages it.