Goat Quotes in Doom (2005)

Goat: God damn it!

[takes out a knife and carves a cross in his arm. He sees Reaper watching him]

Goat: I took His name in vain.

Corporal Dean Portman: What the hell is that?

Goat: You never did time, Portman?

Corporal Dean Portman: What?

Goat: This is a holding cell.

Corporal Dean Portman: Bullshit. What makes you think that?

Goat: Touch it.

[Portman reaches out and gets shocked]

Goat: 'Cause the walls are electrified.

Corporal Dean Portman: You asshole!

Goat: Be sober; be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walketh about seeking whom he may devour.

Corporal Dean Portman: That's real comforting Goat, that ain't freaking me out at all.

Duke: Where the fuck are we?

Goat: Couple a million light years from breakfast.

Dr. John Dolittle: ...This should take care of the inflammation. The only problem is, who'll wipe it on for you?

Goat: Does Brad Pitt need a goat?

Goat: [bleating] You tricked me, you black-hearted who-o-o-o-o-ore! You b-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-itch!