The Phantom Quotes in You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

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The Phantom Quotes:

  • The Phantom: Okay, okay, okay! What you want, huh?

    Salim: I want muchentuchen restaurant chain.

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: But if I tell, you no have chain anyway.

    The Phantom: So, you not give any incentive.

    Salim: Okay. I want 50 percent of muchentuchen chain. We call it "Phantom & Salim Muchentuchen".

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: Twenty-five percent.

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: I want yogurt shop attached to store, like food court.

    The Phantom: Okay.

    Salim: I get profits from store.

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: Some profits.

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: I get free yogurt when I come to store.

    The Phantom: Okay. Within reason.

    Salim: And... I want some of your wives.

    The Phantom: How many wives you want?

    Salim: Twenty.

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: I sleep with one wife.

    The Phantom: No.

    Salim: She give one pee-pee touch.

    The Phantom: Okay.

  • Zohan: [after being smacked in the face with a paddle] Why you do this? You know I feel no pain.

    The Phantom: No no no no no... I feel no pain!

  • The Great Kabai Sengh: You're not immortal. I know your secrets, Phantom.

    The Phantom: Take them to your grave, Kabai Sengh.

  • Diana Palmer: [about Devil] Your dog's a wolf!

    The Phantom: [almost laughing] I know. Come on.

  • The Phantom: [after coming through the laundry shoot, seeing Sala and Diana] What is this, a ship full of women?

    Sala: [smiling] All my pilots are women.

    The Phantom: Interesting. Excuse me.

  • Xander Drax: All right, what's your name? Why do you want that skull so badly?

    The Phantom: Kit Walker.

    Xander Drax: Huh, and who is Kit Walker?

    The Phantom: I am.

    Xander Drax: And what about the skull?

    The Phantom: It'd go well with my drapes.

  • Phantom's Dad: [the Phantom is conversing with his father's ghost] So, tell him to step on it.

    The Phantom: Can you go any faster?

    Al the Cabby: You talking to me now?

  • The Phantom: [as Kit Walker] Now, I read about what happened. Are you alright?

    Diana Palmer: Oh, I'm fine. It started out bad, but all turned out okay.

  • Diana Palmer: Before I go... take off your mask? Let me see your face... Kit.

    The Phantom: You know, I'm not really permitted to reveal all of my secrets, Diana.

    Diana Palmer: You're not?

    The Phantom: Actually, I am. That's only to one person.

    Diana Palmer: Who's that?

    The Phantom: The woman I intend to marry.

  • The Phantom: [as Kit Walker] I gotta say, Diana, you look great. You got changed a bit.

    Diana Palmer: You just vanished, Kit.

    The Phantom: [as Kit Walker] I guess I did.

    Diana Palmer: Without a word, without a letter, not even a phone call.

    The Phantom: [as Kit Walker] No.

  • Xander Drax: [becomes amazed after unleashing the power of all three skulls] These skulls are more powerful than I ever imagined! I've harnessed the energy of the sun! Who needs a fourth skull?

    The Phantom: I do and I know where it is. I've worn it all my life. For protection. I never really understood what that meant until right now.

    Xander Drax: Ha! What a cheap jungle trick!

  • Diana Palmer: I came here to do a job and that's what I'm gonna do.

    The Phantom: Good-bye.

    [leaves the skull cave]

  • The Phantom: Phoenix, no one's singing in this Paradise again. No one's ever gonna sing my "Faust" again. No one but you. Phoenix, leave this place! Swan'll destroy you too!

    Phoenix: You're crazy! Why should I go with you? Don't you hear them down there? Why should I give that up?

    The Phantom: They'll want more now. They want much more. They want more than you could ever give.

    Phoenix: I'll give them whatever they want.

  • Swan: Here's the contract. Everything I've said and more is in it.

    The Phantom: I'll read it.

    Swan: At your leisure.

    The Phantom: "The party of the first part gives the party of the second part and his associates full power to do with him at their pleasure. To rule, to send, to fetch, or carry him or his, be it either body, soul, flesh, blood or goods." What does that mean?

    Swan: That's a transportation clause.

  • The Phantom: [to Beef] Never sing my music again. Not here, not anywhere. Do you understand? Never again. My music is for Phoenix. Only she can sing it. Anyone else who tries, dies!

  • The Phantom: "All art..."

    [Swan has moved to the other side of the Phantom]

    The Phantom: "All articles which have been excluded shall be deemed included." What does that mean?

    Swan: That's a clause to protect you, Winslow. Anyway, what difference does it make? What choice do you have?

    The Phantom: [after reading the contract] I'll rewrite my cantata. But you best play what I write.

    [Swan pokes the Phantom's finger with his pen, drawing blood]

    Swan: Ink isn't worth anything to me, Winslow. Now sign.

    [the Phantom signs his real name: Winslow Leach]

    Swan: Excellent.

    [Swan draws blood and uses a rubber stamp to sign his own name]

    Swan: And now we're in business. Together. Forever.

  • The Phantom: [singing] Half asleep, I hear a voice. Is it only in my mind? Or is it someone calling me, someone I failed and left behind? To work it out, I let them in. All the good guys and the bad guys that I've been. All the devils that disturb me, and the angels that defeated them somehow. Come together in me now.

  • The Phantom: [singing] Like a circus on parade. Seldom close enough to see. I wonder through an angry crowd, and wonder what's become of me. To work it out, I let them in. All the good guys and the bad guys that I've been. All the devils that disturb me, and the angels that defeated them somehow. Come together in me now.

  • The Phantom: Did I NOT instruct that Box 5 was to be left empty?

    Meg Giry: He's here, the phantom of the opera!

    Christine: It's him!

    Carlotta: Your part is silent, little toad!

    The Phantom: A toad, madam? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...

  • [as he leads Christine down the tunnels of the opera]

    The Phantom: [sings] Sing once again with me our strange duet. / My power over you grows stronger yet. / And though you turn from me to glance behind, / The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind.

  • The Phantom: Flattering child, you shall know me, see why in shadow I hide! Look at your face in the mirror

    [magically appears in the mirror]

    The Phantom: I am there inside!

  • The Phantom: But Christine - fear can turn to love. You'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster, this... repulsive carcass who seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty secretly... secretly. Oh, Christine.

  • The Phantom: Seal my fate tonight. I hate to have to cut the fun short, but the joke's wearing thin. Let the audience in. Let my opera BEGIN!

  • The Phantom: You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge. In pursuit of that wish which 'til now has been silent... SILENT! I have brought you, that our passions may fuse and merge. In your mind you've already sucummed to me. Dropped all defenses, completely sucummed to me. Now you are here with me. No second thoughts. You've decided... DECIDED! Past the point of no return. No backward glances... our games of make-believe are at an end! Past all thought of if or when. No use resisting... abandon thought and let the dream descend! What raging fire shall flood the soul? What rich desires unlock its door? What sweet seductions lie before us? Past the point of no return. The final threshold... what warm unspoken secrets will we learn? Beyond the point of no... return!

  • [as they travel to the Phantom's lair]

    Christine Daaé: Those who have seen your face draw back in fear. I am the mask you wear...

    The Phantom: It's me they hear...

    Christine DaaéThe Phantom: Your/my spirit and my/your voice in one combined. The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside my/your mind.

  • The Phantom: [singing as he descends the staircase at the Masquerade Ball] Why so silent, good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? Have you missed me, good monsieurs? I have written you an opera! Here I bring the finished score - Don Juan Triumphant! Fondest greetings to you all. A few instructions now before rehearsals start: Carlotta must be taught to act, not her normal trick of strutting 'round the stage. Our Don Juan must lose some weight; it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age. And my managers must learn that their place is in an office! not the arts. As for our star, Miss Christine Daae... no doubt she'll do her best. It's true her voice is good; she knows, though, should she wish to excel, she has much still to learn, if pride will let her return to me, her teacher... her teacher.

  • The Phantom: You will curse the day you did not do / all that the Phantom asked of you!

  • The Phantom: That fate which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh. This face - the infection which poisons our love. This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask: my first unfeeling scrap of clothing. Pity comes too late, turn around and face your fate, an eternity of *this* before your eyes!

  • The Phantom: Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair! Down we plunge to the prison of my mind! Down that path into darkness deep as Hell! Why, you ask, was I bound and chained in this cold and dismal place? Not for any mortal sin, but the wickedness of my abhorrent face!

  • The Phantom: You've past the point of no return.

    Christine: [singing] Angel of music you deceived me.

    [Speaks]

    Christine: I gave you my mind blindly.

    The Phantom: You try my patience make your choice.

    [tightens the rope around raoul's neck]

    Christine: [sings] Pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone.

    [kisses the phantom]

  • The Phantom: Wandering child, so lost, so helpless, yearning for my guidance.

    Christine: Angel or father? Friend of phantom? Who is it there staring?

    The Phantom: Have you forgotten your Angel?

    Christine: Angel oh speak, what endless longings? Echoing this whisper.

    The Phantom: Too long you've waundered in winter. Far from my fathering gaze.

    Christine: Wildly my mind beats against you...

    The Phantom: You resist...

    The PhantomChristine: Yet/but your/the soul obeys...

    The PhantomChristine: Angel of Music,you/I denied me/you. Turning from true beauty! Angel of Music, do not shun me/my protector come to your/me, strange Angel!

    The Phantom: I am your Angel of Music... Come to me, Angel of Music.

  • The Phantom: Softly, deftly, music shall carress you. Hear it, feel it, Secretly possess you.

  • The Phantom: [singing] Too long you've wandered in winter, far from my fathering gaze...

    Christine: [singing] Wildly, my mind beats against you

    The Phantom: [singing] You resist...

    The Phantom: [singing in unison] ... yet your soul obeys!

    Christine: [singing in unison] ... yet the soul obeys!

    The Phantom: [singing in unison] Angel of music, you denied me...

    Christine: [singing in unison] Angel of music, I denied you...

    The PhantomChristine: [singing in unison] ... turning from true beauty!

    The Phantom: [singing in unison] Angel of music, do not shun me...

    Christine: [singing in unison] Angel of music, my protector...

    The Phantom: [singing in unison] ... come to your strange Angel!

    Christine: [singing in unison] ... come to me, strange Angel!

  • Christine: I remember... there was mist. Swirling mist upon a vast glassy lake... There were candles all around, and on the lake there was a boat... And in the boat, there was a man.

    [walks over to the Phantom, at his organ]

    Christine: Who was that shape in the shadows? Whose is that face in the mask?

    [touches his face and rips of mask]

    The Phantom: [covers face] Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon! Is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little *viper*! Now you cannot ever be free! Damn you! Curse you!

    [now sad]

    The Phantom: Stranger than you dreamt it, can you even bear to look, or dare to think of me?... This lonesome gargoyle who burns in hell but secretly yearns for heaven secretly, secretly but Christine... fear can turn to love you'll learn to see to find the man behind the monster this... repulsive carcass that seems a beast but secretly dreams of beauty secretly, secretly...

    [crying]

    The Phantom: Oh, Christine.

    [Christine hands him the mask]

    The Phantom: Come. We must return. Those two fools who run my theater will be missing you.

  • The Phantom: Hounded out by everyone! Met with hatred everywhere! No kind word from anyone! No compassion anywhere! Christine! Why? Why?

  • The Phantom: [sung] Christine Daae has returned to you, and I am anxious her career should progress. In the new production of "Il Muto", you will therefore cast Carlotta... as the Pageboy, and put Ms. Daae in the role of Countess. The role which Ms. Daae plays calls for charm and appeal. The role of the Pageboy is silent, which makes my casting- in a word... ideal.

    [spoken]

    The Phantom: I shall watch the performance from my normal seat in Box Five, which *will* be kept empty for me. Should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imaginations will occur. I remain, gentlemen, you obedient servant. O. G.

  • The Phantom: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime. Lead me, save me from my solitude. Say you'll want me with you here beside you. Anywhere you go, let me go too. Christine, that's all I ask of...

    [Christine pulls off his mask]

  • The Phantom: Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me?

  • The Phantom: I gave you my music... made your song take wing... and now, how you've repaid me: denied me and betrayed me. He was bound to love you when he heard you sing... Christine... Christine...

  • Raoul: [Desperate] Free her! Do what you like only free her! Have you no pity?

    The Phantom: [to Christine, mocking and humourous] Your lover makes a passionate plea.

    Raoul: I love her! Does that mean nothing? I love her! Show some compassion...

    The Phantom: [Suddenly enraged] The world showed no compassion to me!

  • The Phantom: That fate which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh this face-the infection which poisons our love. This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask my first unfeeling scrap of clothing. Pity comes too late, turn around and face your fate, an eternity of *this* before your eyes!

  • The Phantom: Let your mind start a journey to a strange new world! Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before! Let your soul take you where you long to be! Only then can you belong to me...

  • [repeated line]

    The Phantom: I am your Angel of Music... Come to me; Angel of Music...

  • [last lines]

    The Phantom: [sung] You alone can make my song take flight. It's over now, the music of the night.

  • The Phantom: [of Raoul] Insolent boy! This slave of fashion basking in your glory! Ignorant fool!

  • The Phantom: This face, which earned a mother's fear and loathing, a mask, my first unfeeling scrap of clothing...

  • The Phantom: [to Christine] Pity comes too late, turn around and face your fate: An eternity of this

    [gestures to himself]

    The Phantom: before your eyes!

  • The Phantom: [to Christine of Raoul] His life is now the prize which you must earn!

  • The Phantom: Now, let it be war upon you both!

  • The Phantom: [singing, brokenly] Masquerade... paper faces on parade. Masquerade... hide your face, so the world will never find you...

    [Christine appears at his side, gives him her ring]

    The Phantom: [heartbroken] Christine, I love you...

  • The Phantom: [Mockingly to Raoul] Order your fine horses now! Raise up your hand to the level of your eyes! Nothing can save you now - except perhaps Christine.

    [to Christine]

    The Phantom: Start a new life with me - buy his freedom with your love! Refuse me, and you send your lover to his death! This is the choice!

  • The Phantom: Take her, forget me, forget all of this. Leave me alone, forget all you've seen. Go now, don't let them find you. Take the boat, swear to me never to tell. The secrets you know, of the Angel in Hell. GO NOW! GO NOW AND LEAVE ME.

  • The Phantom: Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour. Grasp it, sense it - tremulous and tender. Turn your face away from the garish light of day, turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light - and listen to the music of the night!

  • The Phantom: [to Christine, talking about himself] This loathsome gargoyle, who burns in bell, but secretly yearns for heaven. Secretly... secretly...

  • The Phantom: [seeing Christine's engagement ring on a necklace chain around her neck] Your chains are still mine! You belong to *me*!

  • The Phantom: [to Christine, as he sees Raoul, come to rescue her] Wait! I think my dear, we have a guest. Sir,

    Christine: Raoul!

    The Phantom: this is indeed an *unparalleled* delight. I had rather hoped that you would come. And now, my wish comes true, you have joined and made my night.

    Christine: [Struggling to get away from the Phantom who has drawn her to his side] Let me go!

    Raoul: Free her! Do what you like only free her! Have you no pity?

    The Phantom: [Mockingly to Christine] Your lover makes a passionate plea!

    Christine: Please Raoul it's useless.

    Raoul: I love her! Does that mean nothing I love her! Show some compassion!

    The Phantom: [shouts] The world showed no compassion to me!

    Raoul: Christine, Christine, let me see her.

    The Phantom: Be my guest, sir.

  • The Phantom: Did you think that I would harm her?

  • The Phantom: Too late for prayers and useless pity!

  • The Phantom: [after Christine pulls off his mask and glimpses his face] Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon - is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little viper!

  • The PhantomChristine Daaé: Past the point of no return. The final threshold! The bridge is crossed so stand and watch it burn... We've passed the point of no... return.

  • Passirino: Master?

    The Phantom: Passarino... Go away, for the trap is set and waits for its prey!

  • The Phantom: [singing to Christine] Your chains are still mine! You belong to me!

  • The Phantom: [On a number of threatening and ordering letters] I remain, Gentlemen, Your obedient servant.

  • The Phantom: [singing to himself] Masquerade / Paper faces on parade / Masquerade/ Hide your face, so the world will never find you

  • The Phantom: [sung] Christine Daae has returned to you, and I am anxious her career should progress. In the new production of "Il Muto", you will therefore cast Carlotta... as the Pageboy, and put Ms. Daae in the role of Countess. The role which Ms. Daae plays calls for charm and appeal. The role of the Pageboy is silent, which makes my casting-in a word... ideal.

    [spoken]

    The Phantom: I shall watch the performance from my normal seat in Box Five, which *will* be kept empty for me. Should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imaginations will occur. I remain, gentlemen, you obedient servant. O. G.

  • The Phantom: You alone can make my song take flight. Help me make the music of the night...

  • The Phantom: Did I not instruct

    [the crowd gasps]

    The Phantom: ... that Box Five was to be kept *empty*?

  • Raoul: [singing] I love her! Does that mean nothing? I love her. Show some compassion!

    The Phantom: The world showed no compassion to me!

  • The Phantom: [singing] You will curse the day you did not do all that The Phantom asked of you!

  • The Phantom: So it is to be war between us! If these demands are not met a disaster beyond all imagination will occur!

  • The Phantom: Did I not instruct that box five was to remain open?

    Meg Giry: He's there! The Phantom of the Opera!

    Christine: It's him! I know it. It's him.

    Monsieur Firmin: [whispering] Calm down.

    Carlotta Guidicelli: [to Christine] Your part is silent! Little toad!

    The Phantom: A toad Madame? Perhaps it is *you* who are the toad.

  • Christine: [singing] Say you'll share with me one love. One lifetime.

    Raoul: [singing] Say the word and I will follow you.

    Christine: [singing] Share each day with me each night. Each morning.

    The Phantom: [singing] You alone can make my song take flight. It's over now the music of the night!

  • Christine: [singing] Have you gorged yourself at last in your lust for blood? Am I now to be prey to your lust for revenge?

    The Phantom: [singing] This face which condemns me to wallow in blood has also denied me the joys of the flesh. This face the infection which poisons our love. This face which earned a mother's fear and loathing. A mask, my first unfeeling scrap of clothing. Pity comes too late! Turn around and face your fate! An eternity of *this* before your eyes.

    Christine: [singing] This haunted face holds no horror for me now. It's in your soul that the true distortion lies.

  • The Phantom: [singing] Monsieur, I bid you welcome. Did you think that I would harm her? Why should I make her pay for the sins which are yours?

    [He throws a rope around Raoul's neck and begins laughing]

    Christine: No! Raoul!

    The Phantom: [singing] Order your fine horses now. Raise up your hand to level of your eyes. Nothing can save you except perhaps Christine.

    [He sings to Christine]

    The Phantom: Start a new life with me. Buy his freedom with your love. Refuse me and you send your lover to his death. This is the choice! This is the point of no return!

  • Raoul: [singing] I am your angel of music. Come to me angel of music.

    Raoul: Angel of darkness, cease this torment!

    The Phantom: [singing while Raoul speaks the next line] I am your angel of music! Come to me angel of music! I am your angel of music!

    Raoul: [while The Phantom sings the above] Christine! Christine! Listen to me. Whatever you may believe, this man, this-this *thing* is not your father! Let her go! For God's sake let her go! Christine!

    Christine: Raoul!

    [She snaps out of The Phantom's control]

    The Phantom: Bravo, Monsieur! Such spirited words!

    [He cause flames to shoot out at Christine and Raoul]

    Raoul: More tricks, Monsieur?

    The Phantom: Let's see, Monsieur, how far you dare go.

    [More flames]

    Raoul: More deception? More violence?

    The Phantom: That's right! That's right! Keep walking this way!

    Raoul: You can't win her love by making her your prisoner!

    The Phantom: [He continues to throw up more flames] I'm here. I'm here, Monsieur! The angel of death! Come on, come on. Don't stop! Don't stop! So be it. Now let there be war upon you both!

    [He disappears in a fireball]

  • The Phantom: What a child. Full of life. Full of you, my Christine.

    [singing]

    The Phantom: Help me through this sadness/Do this kindness for your mentor/Or your progeny, that perfect specimen/May disappear on Coney Island/Vanish here on Coney Island.

    [speaking]

    The Phantom: Ah, Christine.

    Christine Daaé: What are you saying? How could you? After all that we've been. Who are you?

    The Phantom: I am your Angel of Music! I am dying, Christine! Suffocating here in the dark! Give me breath! Give me life! Sing for me! Or I will take from you everything you have ever loved.

    Christine Daaé: No! No, you can't!

    The Phantom: Oh, but I can. A man as hideous as this, believe me, is capable of anything.

  • The Phantom: Look at you/Deep in debt/Stinking drunk, pitiful/Shall we two/Make a bet/Devil take the hindmost.

    Raoul: Look at you/Foul as sin/Hideous, horrible/Call the stakes/Deal me in/Devil take the hindmost.

    The Phantom: Our Christine/Shall choose tonight.

    Raoul: Let her choose.

    The Phantom: Is she yours or mine?

    Raoul: Draw the line!

    The Phantom: If she sings/You lose tonight.

    Raoul: I won't lose.

    The Phantom: You leave from here.

    Raoul: Fine.

    The Phantom: Disappear.

    Raoul: Fine! And if she won't?/If I win?

    The Phantom: All your debts/Wiped away.

    Raoul: Very well/Let's begin.

    The PhantomRaoul: [shaking hands, singing] Devil take the hindmost.

  • The Phantom: Christine...

    Maddie: [chuckles] My name is Maddie.

    The Phantom: [throwing Maddie onto the bed] Tonight your name is Christine.

  • The Phantom: I am going to teach you to sing, Christine. I am going to give you a new voice! A voice so wonderful that theatres all over the world will be filled with your admirers. You will be the greatest star the opera has ever known. Greater than the greatest! And when you sing, Christine, you will be singing only... for me.

  • The Phantom: [Christine sees a casket in the room] That is where I sleep. It keeps me reminded of that other dreamless sleep that cures all ills - forever!

    Christine Daae: You - You are the Phantom!

    The Phantom: If I am the Phantom, it is because man's hatred has made me so. If I shall be saved, it will be because your love redeems me.

  • The Phantom: [title card] She is singing to bring down the chandelier!

  • The Phantom: [title card] If you turn the Scorpion - you have said 'Yes' and spared de Chagny. Turn the grasshopper - - and the Opera House is blown to a thousand bits!

  • The Phantom: [title card] What do you offer for their lives? Your answer quick - they can survive but a few moments!

  • The Phantom: [title card]

    [at the Bal Masque as "The Red Death"]

    The Phantom: Beneath your dancing feet are the tombs of tortured men! Thus does The Red Death rebuke your merriment!

  • The Phantom: [title card]

    [after having drowned Raoul's brother]

    The Phantom: The callers have departed.

  • The Phantom: [title card] Feast your eyes! Glut your soul on my accursed ugliness!

  • The Phantom: [title card] Christine, tonight I placed the world at your feet!

  • The Phantom: [title card] Did you hear voices?

    [Christine shakes her head]

    The Phantom: [title card] Perhaps we have more callers.

    Title Card: Heat - Intolerable heat!

  • The Phantom: [title card] She has betrayed me!

  • The Phantom: [to Christine] I have brought you here - five cellars underground - because I love you! For long weary months I have awaited this hour! So that which is good within me, aroused by your purity, might plead for your love.

  • The Phantom: Men once knew me as Erik, but for many years I have lived in these cellars, a nameless legend.

  • The Phantom: You are in no peril as long as you do not touch my mask.

  • The Phantom: Since first I saw your face, this music has been singing to me of you and of - love triumphant! Yet listen - there sounds an ominous undercurrent of warning!

  • The Phantom: No longer like a toad in these foul cellars will I secrete the venom of hatred - for you shall bring me love!

  • The Phantom: Dear, Christine! Life goes on!

  • The Phantom: Medusa will always lead you to my kingdom

  • Christine Daae: I beg you pardon?

    The Phantom: For what?

    Christine Daae: I thought you said something

    The Phantom: I said nothing. But I caught myself thinking about you. Thoughts that surprise me. And I'm not easily surprised.

    Christine Daae: Thinking about me? Why?

    The Phantom: I wanted to tell you, your voice fills my heart with divine light. Shhhhs. Listening too you is sublime, wonderful. This must be our secret. Tell nobody, then no one will know we'll meet again.

    Christine Daae: How?

    The Phantom: When you hear my thoughts, you'll know where to go

  • The Phantom: The role is yours

    Christine Daae: I don't want it

    The Phantom: I said that it's yours

    Christine Daae: I said, I don't want it. Tell me how many life did it costs, huh

    The Phantom: You shall sing Julliete and I shall be there with you.

    Christine Daae: I hate you!

    The Phantom: Yes. Well, hate and love are one.

  • The Phantom: You will get used to me and this way of life!

    Christine Daae: No!

  • The Phantom: I call it my dreamery.

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