Business Man #2 Quotes in You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

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Business Man #2 Quotes:

  • Business Man #1: I spoke to the manager at Going Out of Business again yesterday. I stated our price and the urgency of the matter, and he offered me 2/3rds less and a Toshiba DVD player.

    Business Man #2: Yeah, the people at Everything Must Go were just as difficult. They offered me a Blu-ray disc and a jar of hummus.

    Business Man #3: What's hummus?

    Business Man #2: It's a very tasty... diarrhea-like substance.

  • Business Man #2: Hey, if it's a bomb are you sure we should keep it?

    Business Man #1: It's not a fucking bomb, you dipshit. Here, take it.

    Business Man #2: No, thanks. I don't want to hold it.

    Business Man #1: It's not a fucking bomb.

    Business Man #2: Then why don't you hold it?

    Business Man #1: Because I've already got this one...

    Business Man #2: Then give me that one and you can keep this one.

    Business Man #1: You guys are fucking with us.

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