John Grimm Quotes in Doom (2005)

[after Sarge shoots Kid]

John Grimm: [shouting] It was his first mission!

Sarge: And it's not gonna be my last.

Sarge: Are you gonna shoot me?

John Grimm: Yeah, was thinking about it

Sarge: What you got left?

John Grimm: Half a clip. You?

Sarge: [points BFG] I've got one round.

John Grimm: [approaching a mangled Scientist] Sir, are you okay?

[scientist turns to face him and bites the head off of a live rat]

John Grimm: Okay...

The Kid: Is it always that rough?

Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence.

The Kid: What's he mean?

John Grimm: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.

Pinky: Call it a scientific miscalculation.

[last lines]

John Grimm: Almost home.

John Grimm: [about the dead mutant's body] This is not what me and Goat shot at in Genetics.

Corporal Dean Portman: You mean there's more of these fucking things?

Samantha Grimm: So, "Reaper"? As in "Grim"?

John Grimm: They're Marines, Sam, not poets.

Duke: [after meeting Samantha] Please tell me you didn't let a fine piece of ass like that get away from you, Reaper.

John Grimm: She's my sister.

Duke: No shit?

Destroyer: Don't do this again, man.

Duke: Do what?

John Grimm: Like The Kid said, "Go to Hell"!

John Grimm: [hands Samantha a gun] If I turn into one of those demons, shoot me. One in the heart and one in the head, and don't you hesitate.

Samantha Grimm: [slowly takes the gun] I won't have to.

Corporal Dean Portman: [talks to The Kid on the Helicopter while en route to the Ark] You know, Kid, it's funny. A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy. The next day he brought you onto the team.

John Grimm: Don't give me an excuse, Portman. No one here will miss you.

John Grimm: [walks through Genetics and sees internal organs on cages] Looks like we missed the party.

[about the planet's extinct inhabitants]

John Grimm: If they were so smart, how come they're so dead?

Samantha Grimm: We don't know. Maybe they just went with time.

[John looks at the position of the skeletons]

John Grimm: You don't shield a baby from time.

Sarge: How long's it been?

John Grimm: Ten years.

Sarge: You sure she's even still up there?

John Grimm: [nods] Yeah.

[pause]

John Grimm: I guess you got to face your demons sometimes.

John Grimm: [fighting a mutated Pinky in first-person perspective using a chainsaw] COME ON, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH!

Samantha Grimm: Does it ever bother you, you could've spent your life looking in a microscope instead of a sniper scope?

John Grimm: If they were so smart, how come they're so dead?