The Khasi of Kalabar Quotes in Carry On... Up the Khyber (1968)

The Khasi of Kalabar: [unimpressed by the Fakir's performance] Bring on the dancing girls. Get rid of this idiot!

Bungdit Din: Fakir! Off!

The Khasi of Kalabar: May the benevolence of the god Shivoo bring blessings on your house.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And on yours.

The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his wisdom bring success in all your undertakings.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And in yours.

The Khasi of Kalabar: And may his radiance light up your life.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond: And up yours.

The Khasi of Kalabar: [Lady Ruff Diamond has the photograph] I must take that with me now

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: Then take me with it

The Khasi of Kalabar: But what about your husband?

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: Oh, we don't want him!

The Khasi of Kalabar: Will he not be displeased that you come away with me?

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: Oh, of course

[tearful]

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: My poor Sidney will be ever so upset!

The Khasi of Kalabar: Oh, do not worry unduly, before many days he and the others will all be dead

Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond: [happy] Oh well, that's alright then, innit!

[the Khasi's soldiers are fleeing from the kilt-lifted Third Foot and Mouth regiment]

The Khasi of Kalabar: What are you running from? There's nothing to be afraid of

[turns to look at the exposed regiment]

The Khasi of Kalabar: Ooh, I dunno though!

[after a servant rings a gong, in the style of the famous Rank Organisation logo]

The Khasi of Kalabar: I do wish you wouldn't keep doing that. Rank stupidity!

The Khasi of Kalabar: They will die the death of a thousand cuts!

Princess Jelhi: Oh! But that's horrible!

The Khasi of Kalabar: Not at all my little desert flower, the British are used to cuts!