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  • Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [leading singing]

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: Hey, you're waking everybody up! Go back to your outfit!

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [singing subsides] Excuse me?

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: You're waking everybody up, go back to your outfit.

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We have no outfit. We've withdrawn. We don't believe in fighting.

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: Well who believes in fighting?

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We believe in God. That frightens you, doesn't it? All you believe in is fornication, and killing.

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: What?

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We're conscientious objectors!

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: You mean, you conscientiously object to fornicating?

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [leads singing again, loudly]

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: [taps Lt. Bix on shoulder as singing continues] Hey! Didn't you tell 'em? They're supposed to excuse you from combat.

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: They said that our sect was too small!

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: Your what was too small?

    Lt. Billy Byron Bix: Sect! S-E-C-T!

  • Sfc. Rossie Baker: [enterting brothel with loaves] Everybody should eat more bread. Feeds the heart. And remember, the heart's the second-most important organ in the human body.

  • Sfc. Rossie Baker: Listen, battles are lost because people get excited. There's only one way to calm the situation down - go to bed with a woman. Afterwards you'll be able to concentrate.

  • Sfc. Rossie Baker: If we get caught, can they shoot us for wearing a German tank?

  • Cpl. Clearboy: ...or we can swim the moat.

    Sfc. Rossie Baker: The moat? What the hell war is this?

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