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  • Maj. Abraham Falconer: When the German tanks get here, we'll have a reception. They're brave sons of bitches, and we should not allow their heroic actions to go unsung. They should all have a cocktail!

    Red Queen: Cocktail?

    Maj. Abraham Falconer: Cognac bottle filled with gasoline.

  • Maj. Abraham Falconer: What do you see out there, Beckman?

    Capt. Lionel Beckman: No Krauts yet!

    Maj. Abraham Falconer: You never will. You're a dreamer, Beckman. They'll get you first!

  • Maj. Abraham Falconer: I warned you about thinking, Beckman!

  • Maj. Abraham Falconer: I understand you've been sleeping with the Volkswagen

    Cpl. Clearboy: Yes sir, Is there a regulation against it sir?

    Maj. Abraham Falconer: Yes

    Cpl. Clearboy: Sodomy?

    Maj. Abraham Falconer: That's animals, there's a regulation against using enemy equipment. Creates confusion.

    Cpl. Clearboy: Sir, she's a beautiful car, sir

    Maj. Abraham Falconer: You must love the Volkswagen very much Corporal Clearboy

    Cpl. Clearboy: 36 Horses. No water, sir. Hides her engine in the rear, air cooled, no water, sir!

    Maj. Abraham Falconer: Is the world suffering a water shortage Corporal Clearboy?

    Cpl. Clearboy: Not now sir, but suppose this war just goes on and on and on and destroys everything in the world. Well, since the Volkswagen can get along without water, she's bound to survive when other creatures die off. Someday the world is going to be populated with nothing but Volkswagens!

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