Nani Quotes in Eega (2012)

Nani: Bindu Joliki raavaddu... Champaista!

Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?

Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

Lilo: I knew it!

Lilo: [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?

Nani: He hasn't been here that long!

Lilo: Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.

[Nani stops]

Lilo: "Ohana" means family. Family means...

Lilo, Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.

Lilo: Or...?

Nani: ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.

Nani: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...

[Mr. Bubbles hooks his foot around hers and pulls her away from the dog-door]

Nani: ...Love... and... nurturing...

Lilo: A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!

[Pushes Nani out of her room]

Lilo: Can't you go any faster?

Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!

[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]

Lilo: No, it's not!

Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!

Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?

Pleakley: [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch] Don't interact with her.

[They turn their backs on Nani]

Nani: Where's Lilo?

Jumba: Who?

[Pleakley hits Jumba]

Jumba: What?

Nani: Lilo. My sister.

Jumba: Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...

Nani: Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!

Jumba: [sighs] We know her.

Nani: Bring... her... back.

Pleakley: Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.

Jumba: See, problem is, we're just here for him.

Nani: So she's gone?

Pleakley: Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.

Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?

Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.

Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.

Nani: Yeah, well, from now on...

Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.

Nani: Yeah?

Lilo: [on the verge of tears ] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

Nani: We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?

Lilo: Like a lobster!

Nani: Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!

Nani: Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Nice to meet you.

Lilo: Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.

Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?

Lilo: I'm adjusted.

[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]

Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...

[Nani pumps her fist in triumph]

Lilo: and get disciplined?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?

Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.

[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]

Lilo: Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?

Lilo: Uh huh... in a pillow case...

Nani: Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.

Nani: CIA?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.

Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.

Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?

[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]

Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!

Lilo: Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!

Nani: And quieter!

Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!

[Lilo slams her bedroom door]

Nani: [screaming] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!

Lilo: I'm already in my room!

[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]

Nani: I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

Lilo: Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.

Nani: Did you catch fire again?

David: No, just the stage.

Nani: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!

Lilo: No!

Nani: No, you don't understand?

Lilo: No!

Nani: No, what?

Lilo: Noooo!

[slumps down on the floor]

Nani: Okay, talk. I know you had something to do with this. Now, where's Lilo? Talk! I know you can.

Stitch: [reveals his alien form] Okay, okay.

[Nani freaks and smacks him down with a tree branch]

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Heard you lost your job.

Nani: Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...

[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a ball]

Nani: Hey!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: What is that?

Lilo: That's my puppy.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Really?

[Adjusts neck]

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?

Nani: Perfectly.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?

Lilo: Uh... yes?

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: New job. Model citizen.

[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Good day.

Nani: [talking on the phone] I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!

Rescue Lady: Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable.

[Lilo walks in with Stitch]

Rescue Lady: Except that one!

Nani: What is that thing?

Rescue Lady: A dog, I think... But it was dead this morning!

Nani: It was dead this morning?

Rescue Lady: Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!

Pleakley: [after Stitch chews on his head] All is well! Please go about your business! I'm okay!

Nani: Uh, your head looks... swollen.

Jumba: Actually, she's just ugly.

Pleakley: [laughing nervously] Oh, he's joking. Ugly - Look at me!

[meeting the social worker after damaging his car]

Nani: Hi... uh... you must be, the, uh...

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: The "stupidhead."

Nani: Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I'm *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've... I can pay for that.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?

Nani: Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr...

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bubbles.

Nani: Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange...

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani?

Nani: You smell like a lawn mower.

Lilo: [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion] One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.

Nani: [runs to take Lilo] Oh, Lilo.

[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door]

Nani: Please don't do this.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: You know I have no choice.

Nani: No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: You're making this harder than it needs to be.

Nani: But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: [points to the exploded house] IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

[after they wipe out while surfing]

Lilo: What happened?

Nani: Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.