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Semyon Gorbunkov Quotes:

  • Mystery man: Hey, buddy, do you have a cigarette?

    [Gorbunkov stutters]

    Mystery man: What are you, deaf-mute?

    Semyon Gorbunkov: [immediately, very clearly and distinctly] Yes!

  • Semyon Gorbunkov: I'm not a coward. But I'm scared.

  • Semyon Gorbunkov: Slipped and fell, got a closed fracture, became unconscious, when I came through I had this cast on.

  • [Cops are carrying a body of a passed out drunk, Gorbunkov thinks he is dead]

    Semyon Gorbunkov: I should have been in his place!

    Cop: Get drunk, then you will be.

  • Semyon Gorbunkov: As they say in London, dog is man's best friend.

    Superintendent: I don't know what they say in London - I haven't been there - but over here the house manager is man's best friend!

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