Semyon Quotes in Dnevnoy dozor (2006)

[Anton leaves the witch's apartment and sees Semyon, Bear and Tiger Cub]

Semyon: Got a smoke? No?

Anton: Sorry I don't smoke.

[Anton walks away]

The Bear: He didn't recognize you. Now what?

Semyon: Nothing... He's a human now.

Geser: Sorry Olga. I have to do this.

Olga: Yes. I understand.

Anton: Do what? Geser gripped their neck. After a few minutes Anton found out that he already was in Olga's body. Olga in Anton's body is smiling. Anton smoked and went out of the room...

Anton: Hey we have a problem. How about the voice?

Olga: Just snap 3 times. It'll change. After snapping their voice also changed. And they kept on walking. Don't smoke and try to walk straight. You're a lady now.

Anton: Why is my ass wiggling?

Olga: Because their mine.

Geser: So where are you gonna stay?

Semyon: Hey Semyon, how about I stay in your room?

Semyon: Really?

Geser: No it's something you can't handle. How about Sveta?

Olga: Sveta will be ok.

[last lines]

Semyon: Heigh-ho!

Semyon: It's always good to have someone who I can trust, to do simple tasks. In this business, sometimes the biggest danger comes from the most stupid things.

Anna: How did you get in here?

Semyon: There are always open doors, Anna Ivanovna.

Semyon: Soyka had brothers.

Nikolai Luzhin: Kirill has me.

[after Anna hands Semyon a copy of Tatiana's diary]

Semyon: I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my rules and I drank vodka. Tomorrow I will translate it, and then I will bring what I've done to your home.

Semyon: So, you know where I am... and now I know where you are, Anna Ivanovna.