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  • [last lines]

    P.A. Announcer: [clears his throat] Attention. Tonight's movie has been "M*A*S*H." Follow the zany antics of our combat surgeons as they cut and stitch their way along the front lines, operating as bombs -

    [chuckles]

    P.A. Announcer: operating as bombs and bullets burst around them; snatching laughs and love between amputaions and penicillin.

    Colonel Blake: [Watches as a jeep rolls away] Did Hawkeye steal that jeep?

    Radar: No, sir. That's the one he came in.

    Colonel Blake: Oh, very good. Come along, my dear.

    [He and Lt. Leslie leave]

    P.A. Announcer: Follow Hawkeye, Trapper, Duke, Dago Red, Painless, Radar, Hot Lips, Dish and Staff Seargeant Vollmer as they put our boys back together again.

    [a montage of cast members starts]

    P.A. Announcer: Starring Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Tom Skerritt, Sally Kellerman, Robert Duvall, Jo Ann Pflug, Rene Auberjonois, Roger Bowen, Gary Burghoff, David Arkin, John Schuck, Fred Williamson, Indus Arthur, Tim Brown, Corey Fischer, Bud Cort, Carl Gottlieb, Dawne Damon, Tamara Horrocks, Ken Prymus, Danny Goldman, Kim Atwood, Michael Murphy, G. Wood, Rick Teal and Bobby Troup.

    SSgt. Gorman: Goddamn army.

    P.A. Announcer: That is all.

    [a gong sounds and the screen suddenly goes black. End of movie]

  • Radar: Gentlemen, I'm Corporal O'Reilly, they call me Radar. You'll be staying in Major Burns' tent. I'll take your things over there now.

    Colonel Blake: Get everything out of the Jeep...

    Radar: [while Blake continues speaking] Don't worry about the Jeep. I'll change the numbers.

    Colonel Blake: ...All their duffel bags, all their gear... Oh, and change the numbers on that Jeep.

  • Colonel Blake: [General Hammond is yelling in their direction] Radar!

    Radar: Sir?

    Colonel Blake: What's the general trying to say?

    Radar: He's just been informed as to the identity of our, uh, Spearchucker. His ringer spotted our ringer.

    Colonel Blake: [shouts to the general] How do ya like them apples, Charlie?

  • Colonel Blake: Get everything out of the Jeep...

    Radar: Don't worry about the Jeep. I'll change the numbers.

    Colonel Blake: ...Oh, and change the numbers on that Jeep.

  • Radar: Did you finish the papers?

    SSgt. Vollmer: What?

    Radar: You don't know about the papers?

    SSgt. Vollmer: What papers?

    Radar: The colonel left some papers.

    SSgt. Vollmer: Why didn't you tell me about the papers?

  • Radar: [when he receives a confederate flag T-shirt] Are you kidding me?

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