Rabbit Quotes in Twister (1996)


Rabbit Quotes:

  • Melissa: [at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] Why do you call Billy "The Extreme?"

    Dusty: Because Billy *is* "The Extreme."

    Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: Bill is the most outta control son of a bitch in the game!

    Bill: [looking at Jo] No, I think I came in second.

    Dusty: So we get this one near Daleton, right?

    Rabbit: Oh, God.

    Jo: You guys have got to get some new stories. I'm gonna go wash up.

    Dusty: And we are way too close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.

    Beltzer: [points to Bill] And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...

    Dusty: He's naked!

    Rabbit: He is *butt* naked!

    Beltzer: Naked!

    Bill: NOT naked! I was NOT naked!

    Beltzer: [whispering & laughing in Melissa's ear] He was without apparel.

    Bill: Half naked.

    Dusty: Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right?

    [all laugh]

    Dusty: And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground.

    Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: The twister caught it, and sucked it right up!

    Bill: [directing towards Melissa] Honey, this is a tissue of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.

  • Dusty: [after a pair of tornadoes spun Bill's truck around a few times] Red meat. We crave sustenance.

    Jo: No, guys. We are not invading my aunt.

    Dusty: Food.

    DustyRabbit: [others join in] Food.

    DustyRabbitBeltzer: [the rest join in] FOOOOOOOOD!

    Jo: Hey! We are absolutely not going.

  • Rabbit: [to Bill and Jo, over the radio] Uh... yeah, trust me. Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise.

  • Rabbit: [at her home at the dining table, eating steak and eggs] God, Meg, you've got a lot of beef. Where did you get all this beef?

    Meg Greene: Did you see my cows out front?

    Rabbit: No.

    Meg Greene: Oh!

    Dusty: You slaughter your own cows, Meg, nice.

  • [Aunt Meg is being loaded into an ambulance]

    Jo: Is she OK?

    Paramedic: We'll probably keep her overnight just to be safe.

    Aunt Meg: Overnight, forget it, I'm all right.

    Jo: You're going to the hospital.

    Aunt Meg: OK, I'll go, but I'm gonna drive myself.

    Rabbit: [standing next to her] Honey, your car is in a tree around the corner.


  • Rabbit: Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps.

    Allan Sanders: I didn't fold the maps.

    Rabbit: Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps.

  • Rabbit: [at Meg's home at the dining table, eating steak and eggs] In a severe lightning storm, you wanna grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.

  • Bill: [Rabbit is leading them through a field as a short cut to get ahead of Jonas] This is a field, Rabbit.

    Rabbit: I know, keep going beyond it, right through that brush. See that brush right in front of you?

    Bill: Yeah we see the brush, what's beyond that?

    Rabbit: Beyond what?

    Jo: Beyond what? Beyond the brush!

    Bill: The brush, a brick wall, a bearded lady, what?

    Rabbit: Oh, um... it's the highway, it's the highway.

    Jo: [the team seems to be heading into nothing but taller brush] Where's the road, Rabbit?

    Allan Sanders: Yeah where's the road man?

    Rabbit: It should be any moment.

    Bill: Watch out!

    [Without warning, Jo almost slams right into Jonas's van as they reach the highway. The rest of Jo's team also force much of Jonas's caravan off the road]

    Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: [Sarcastically] Hello! Shit.

  • Joey: [Computer beeps] We've got a touchdown!

    Laurence: [On radio] We have touchdown! Touchdown! Tornado is on the ground!

    Haynes: [Hands radio to Beltzer] Listen to this!

    Laurence: Looks like it's heading down Route 33.

    Bill: Jo, we're on 33.

    Jo: What's the path?

    Laurence: Looks like it's going about 35 mph.

    Rabbit: [Looking around] Can you see this?

    Allan Sanders: I can not see this. Where is it? Hello? Which way you guys looking?

    Bill: Where, where, where...

    Jo: Direction, Rabbit.

    Rabbit: North northeast!

    Beltzer: Do you see it?

    Haynes: No.

    Rabbit: North northeast, you copy?

    Bill: Shit, it's coming right at us!

    Laurence: Axis has gone vertical, gone vertical. Sucker's really gaining up strength.

    Jo: You see it?

    Bill: No...

    [Takes radio]

    Bill: Beltzer! We do not have a visual. Repeat, we do not have a visual. Help us out here!

    Jo: Where is it?

    Beltzer: Yeah, I got it Billy. Best motion I've ever seen. Looks like the base of this sucker's at least a half mile wide.

    Bill: Rabbit?

    Rabbit: If you are going east on 7, it should be coming right over that hill in a matter of minutes!

    Allan Sanders: This is the one man, I feel it.

  • Rabbit: Find this road... it's like Bob's Road...

  • Dusty: [while watching Jonas on television at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] Oh God, he sucks.

    Rabbit: Oh, shut up. Get him off.

    [Bill turns off the televsion]

    Jo: [about Jonas] He is so in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing.

  • [Seeing Jonas's team arriving after the first tornado wrecks Jo's truck]

    Rabbit: Hey, the auto club's here.

  • Tutor Nover: [commenting on a propaganda-film in the Orphanage-classroom] They called themselves Eco-warriors, "Eco" being taken from... what? Rabbit?

    Rabbit: Hey, if they took it, they should give it back.

  • Jason: [having found Bodhi in "Tiretown"] ... No! I said, FORGET GOING BACK.

    Rabbit: So what, are we gonna stay HERE?

    Tug: Please, not in Tiretown. I'd rather go back to the desert.

    Metron: And die of thirst?

    Terra: There's GOTTA be another place to go.

    Metron: Well, until YOU'RE ready to SHOW us...

    Daniel: I think we should make our own place to live.

    Metron: Make it out of WHAT, Daniel? Look, even with Bodhi, where would we start? And when would we finish?

    Terra: Metron, if your future lies with the Protectorate, you should have stayed at the Orphanage!

    [She storms off]

  • Jason: [after Darstar has stolen Bodhi, and Daniel has gone after them alone] ... Blowing this Orphanage won't be like sneaking off to the Arena. It's not gonna be 20 meters in a ditch for this one, if we get caught; it's gonna mean a Mainstream Labor Site for us.

    Metron: Yeah, or maybe worse.

    Rabbit: What could be worse than THAT?

    Metron: Try SURGICAL ALTERATION. Ever heard of it?

    Terra: They've conditioned us here to be so afraid. There's gotta be a place to go. *We were not born here.* We had parents on the outside, families who might still be alive. Maybe we could find them.

    Tug: It sounds like, if we go, we're not coming back.

    Jason: That's exactly right.

  • Mr. Fox: [in a cellar with many of the other animal characters] Allright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?

    [Linda raises her hand]

    Mr. Fox: Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper?

    [she holds up some paper]

    Mr. Fox: Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?

    Mole: I can see in the dark.

    Mr. Fox: That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?

    Linda Otter: Got it.

    Mr. Fox: Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!

    Rabbit: I'm fast.

    Mr. Fox: You bet you are. Linda?

    Linda Otter: Got it.

    Mr. Fox: Beaver! Castor Fiber!

    Beaver: I can chew through wood.

    Mr. Fox: Amazing! Linda!

    Linda Otter: Got it.

    Mr. Fox: Badger! Meles Meles!

    Badger: Demolitions expert.

    Mr. Fox: What? Since when?

  • [On "Woody's Roundup", Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her and Stinky Pete's rescue]

    Rabbit: [incoherent chatter]

    Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?

    Rabbit: Uh-huh.

    Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

  • Piglet: [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!

    Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

    Rabbit: [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

    Piglet: I cannot.

    Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.

    Piglet: No. I cannot knot.

    Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot?

    Pooh: Who's there?

    Rabbit: Pooh!

    Pooh: Pooh who?

    Rabbit: No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

    Piglet: Not possible.

    Owl: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

    Piglet: Not these pieces!

    Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces.

    Piglet: Why not?

    Eeyore: 'Cause it's all for naught.

  • Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.

    Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.

    Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

    Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.

    Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

    Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

    Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

    Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.

    Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

    Roo: They break your crayons.

    Rabbit: They spill your tea!

    Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.

    Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.

    Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.

    Tigger: They swipe your stripes.

    Piglet: They clog your pipes.

    Rabbit: They dig up your garden.

    Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.

    Pooh: They eat your snacks.

    Piglet: They won't relax!

    Rabbit: They chip your tooth!

    Kanga: They steal your youth!

    Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!

    OwlTiggerPoohEeyoreKangaRooPiglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

  • [Pooh has just fallen into the trap he and Piglet set up, trying to get a honey pot]

    Rabbit: Pooh?

    Pooh: Oh, hello.

    Piglet: [shaking head, amused] Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey, didn't you? But I told you the pot was empty.

    Pooh: Well, I believed you, but my tummy had to check for itself.

  • [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole, while Piglet is outside of the hole]

    Rabbit: [to Piglet] Go look for something to get us out of here!

    Piglet: [hiding under a teacup] B-b-b-b-b-b-but-okay. There m-m-m-might be something over by the pack.


    Rabbit: [sighs] Thank goodness one of us is up there. I was worried we'd be stuck here forever.

    Piglet: I found something!

    [comes back with a flower]

    Piglet: Here!

    Rabbit: What?

    Pooh: Ooh, well, that's a lovely flower, Piglet.

    Piglet: Yeah, I thought so, too.

    Rabbit: Yes, Piglet, it-it's very nice... perennial. But I think we need something *longer*.

    Piglet: Longer? Of course. How silly of me.

    [giggles, leaves again and comes back with a big book]

    Rabbit: Oh, good thought, Piglet. But you can't possibly think that that's long enough.

    Piglet: Oh, yes, it is. Uh, Owl read this to me once and it was certainly the longest thing I'VE ever heard.

    [the book falls into the hole and lands on Pooh's head]

    Pooh: It's true, Rabbit. It lags a bit in the middle.

  • Rabbit: [believing they've caught The Backson] Now that we have him. Owl, you can go and get Christopher Robin back.

    Owl: No, no I'm far to important to put myself in that predicament. Kanga, off you go.

    Kanga: Oh,no, no, no, no, no.

    Kanga: [holds up Roo] I'm with child.

    Roo: Send the pig!

  • Roo: I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.

    Rabbit: Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

    Pooh: Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.

    Rabbit: Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!

    Pooh: With a little honey on the side.

    Piglet: You mean all by myself? Through there?

    Owl: [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.

    [Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]

    Rabbit: Owl!

    Owl: What?

    Rabbit: I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!

    Pooh: I can't, either.

    Eeyore: Moved me to tears.

  • Rabbit: Pooh! What are you doing?

  • Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?

    Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.

  • Rabbit: Piglet? Where is Piglet?

    Tigger: We musta lost track of him after we got chased by the bees.

  • Tigger: Thanks Donkey Boy!

    Eeyore: Mmhm.

    Rabbit: Thanks Eeyore.

    Eeyore: Anytime.

    Winnie the Pooh: Thank you Eeyore.

    Eeyore: You're Welcome.

  • Tigger: It's a regularine Piglet map!

    Rabbit: That's the silliest thing i've ever heard!

  • Rabbit: Oh you heard that? Mr. Rabbit.

  • Tigger: You're ruining it Rabbit!

    Rabbit: I am not!

    Tigger: Hand it over Bunny Boy! Finding Piglets is what Tiggers do best!

    Rabbit: It's what Rabbits do best!

  • Winnie the Pooh: Is anybody at home?

    [no answer]

    Winnie the Pooh: What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"

    Rabbit: No.

    Winnie the Pooh: Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?

    Rabbit: [hurriedly puts dishes away] Nobody!

    Winnie the Pooh: Must be somebody there, because *somebody* must have said "Nobody."

  • Rabbit: [drawing on Pooh's backside when he's stuck in Rabbit's door] Oh Pooh! You messed up my moose!

  • Rabbit: [to Pooh while hiding from Tigger in the forest] Shush!

    Winnie the Pooh: I am shushed!

  • Winnie the Pooh: [in a sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.

    Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.

    Winnie the Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] *Is* there any more?

    Rabbit: No, there isn't.

    Winnie the Pooh: I thought not.

    Winnie the Pooh: [tries to climb out the front door but is stuck] Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.

    Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much.

    Winnie the Pooh: It all comes from not having front doors big enough!

  • [Tigger has been freed from the tree after promising never to bounce again]

    Tigger: [ecstatic] Oh, I'm so happy, I feel like bouncing!

    [he leaps into the air to bounce, but Rabbit stops him in mid-leap]

    Rabbit: Ah-ah-ah! You promised, you promised!

    Tigger: [falling back down sadly] Oh, I did, didn't I? You mean I-I can't ever bounce again?

    Rabbit: Never!

    Tigger: [traumatized] Never?

    [he lips quivers]

    Tigger: N-Not even just - one teensy-weensy bounce?

    Rabbit: [defiantly] Not even a smidgen of a bounce!

  • Tigger: Come on, Rabbit. Let's you and me bounce, huh?

    Rabbit: Good heavens! M-m-me bounce?

    Tigger: [joyfully] Why, certainly! Look, you've got the feet for it.

    Rabbit: I have?

    Tigger: Sure.

    [dances hurriedly with Rabbit]

    Tigger: Come on, try it. It makes ya feel just grrreat!

  • Winnie the Pooh: Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice?

    Rabbit: [talking into a honey jar] I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.

  • Rabbit: He budged! Hooray! "Chistopher Crabin!" Uh, uh, "Chrostofer Raban!" He bidged! He badged! He booged! Today's the day!

  • Rabbit: Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?

  • Christopher Robin: You're next, Tigger. Jump!

    Tigger: Er, jump? Tiggers don't jump, they bounce.

    Winnie the Pooh: Then bounce down.

    Tigger: Don't be "ridickorous"; Tiggers only bounce up!

    Christopher Robin: You can climb down, Tigger.

    Tigger: Ah, but tiggers can't climb down, uh, uh, because, uh... oh, oh their tails get in the way!

    Rabbit: Hooray! That settles it. If he won't jump, and he can't climb down, then we'll just have to leave him up there forever!

  • [Gopher is about to give Pooh his pot of honey, even though Pooh is stuck in Rabbit's door, but Rabbit grabs it first]

    Rabbit: No, no, no, no, no! Not one drop!

    Winnie the Pooh: But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was just gonna taste it.

    Rabbit: I'll taste it for you!

  • Winnie the Pooh: Uh, R-Rabbit?

    Rabbit: Yes?

    Winnie the Pooh: Say, Rabbit, how would it be if as soon as we're outside of this old pit, we just try to find it again?

    Rabbit: [baffled] What's the good of that?

    Winnie the Pooh: Well, y'see, we keep looking for home, but we keep finding this pit, so I just thought that if we looked for this pit, we might find home.

    Rabbit: Hm, I don't see much sense in that - if I walked away from this pit, then walked back to it - of course I shall find it! I'll prove it to you! Wait here!

    [marches away]

  • Tigger: Hello, Rabbit! I'm Tigger! T-I-double guh...

    Rabbit: Please, please, don't spell it! Oh dear, oh dear, just... just look at my beautiful garden!

    Tigger: Yyyyyuck! And messy, isn't it?

    Rabbit: Messy? Messy? It's *ruined*! It's ruined, Tigger! Oh, why don't you ever stop bouncing?

    Tigger: Why? That's what tiggers do best! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

  • Rabbit: Your attention please! I have officially completed the plans.

    Winnie The Pooh: What plans?

    Rabbit: These plans! For removing this boulder and restoring to Eeyore his happy home.

    Eeyore: No need to bother on my account.

    Rabbit: All we need is a little team evert.

  • Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?

    Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!

    Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.

    Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

    Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.

    Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...

    Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.

  • Roo: [everybody's talking at once about the nightmare] I was asleep...

    Rabbit: [silencing everybody] One at a time!

    [immediate silence]

    Rabbit: Thank you. Now what is going...?

    Tigger: [interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!

    Rabbit: Er, Tigger?

    Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams.

  • Roo: 'Scuse me. What's a heffalump?

    RabbitTigger: What's a heffalump?

    Rabbit: Hem hem.


    Rabbit: Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.

    Tigger: It's gotta fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.

  • [everybody has gotten the wrong gifts]

    Rabbit: [to Eeyore] But Santa was supposed to bring you a new home!

    [Eeyore is wearing a suitcase on his body]

    Eeyore: He did. A mobile home.

    [the suitcase breaks open freeing Eeyore in the process]

  • Rabbit: Oh, hi there. Hey, look at that!

    Toby: You're alive! You talk?

    Rabbit: [giggles] Guess so.

    Toby: But - you're just - a stuffed -

    [gives him a small poke]

    Rabbit: Hey! Hee hee hee!

    Toby: toy.

    Rabbit: I am.

    Toby: [magically becomes animated] What's happening? I was just wishing you were alive, then...

    Rabbit: You imagined me to life? Wow! You're pretty good.

    Toby: Um, thanks.

  • Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?

    Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!

    Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?

    Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.

    Rabbit: You're not Mexican?

  • Thorny: Are you okay?

    College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.

    Thorny: Yes sir?

    College Boy 2: Yes sir.

    Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?

    Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."

    College Boy 1: What'd you say man?

    College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."

    Thorny: So you are okay then?

    College Boy 2: Yes sir.

    [sounds like "yeah sure"]

  • Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap.

    Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker!

    Mac: Awesome prank, Farva.

    Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.

  • [Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's]

    Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap.

    Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!

    Mac: *Awesome* prank, Farva.

    Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac!

    Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas...

    Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick!

    Rabbit: Nah...

    Captain O'Hagan: Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts...

    [Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues]

    Mac: Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss!

    Captain O'Hagan: ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there...

    Mac: Don't be a wuss, bite it!

    Captain O'Hagan: ...I like that. I like it here...

    Mac: Bite it. Bite it!

    Captain O'Hagan: [Fed up] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

    [He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac]

  • Rabbit: [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon] It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.

  • Thorny: Smell that, Rabbit?

    Rabbit: *sniff sniff*... fear.

  • Farva: What's this?

    [playing with cloth]

    Rabbit: A chamois cloth.

    Farva: Ha. Lucky guess. I just lost a buck. To myself.

  • Rabbit: You gonna set my country music award on fire?

  • College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!

    Rabbit: Yes, you are freaking out... man.

  • Thorny: [points to his lips, referring to the lipstick Rabbit has on his lips and cheeks] Hey Rabbit.

    Rabbit: Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips.

  • Rabbit: Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.

  • Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee.

    All: Hail to thee!

    Rabbit: Hail to thee!

  • Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.

    Farva: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

    Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva.

    [to Rabbit]

    Captain O'Hagan: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?

    Rabbit: Uummm...

    [secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]

    Rabbit: I don't believe it did.

  • Rabbit: See if they've got any chocolate bananas... Foster?

  • Thorny: All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?

    Rabbit: [indicating that he still has an erection] I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!

  • Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?

    Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.

    Rabbit: It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!

    Captain O'Hagan: The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

    Thorny: How the hell should I know?

  • Rabbit: What time is it?

    [audience laughs]

  • Rabbit: Have there been any calls?

  • Bob: Where do you think that you are on the food chain, Rabbit?

    Rabbit: I won't do it.

    Bob: No kid of mine is going to grow up uselessly educated.

    Rabbit: I'm not your kid.

    Bob: The fuck you're not.

  • Bob: Just study. You don't want to be shackled to this house for rest of your life, do you?

    Rabbit: No.

    Bob: Good. There's hope for you yet. So, study hard and maybe you and I can work out a deal.

    Rabbit: Deal for what?

    Bob: Some freedom. You know, get off the chain, get out of the house. Get a girl. You're older now, I think that, uh, you should have a taste of a woman real soon.

  • Bob: [as he catches Rabbit trying to escape through the attic] You going somewhere, Rabbit? You get a "A" for effort. I know every move that you make!

    Rabbit: [screams] HELP! HELP!

    Bob: [Yells to Rabbit] Everything you do I let you do!

  • [Locked in the bedroom with Angie]

    Rabbit: This isn't about sex.

    Angie: Then - then, what is it about?

    Rabbit: I guess it is about sex, if sex involves killing.

    Angie: [starts crying] Oh, shit!

    Rabbit: But, I haven't done either.

  • Angie: Have you ever touched a girl?

    Rabbit: [Shakes Head]

    Angie: You can touch me, Rabbit. You can touch me however you want. I can show you - I can show you how my body works.

    Rabbit: I already know how your body works.

  • [after Rabbit stabs Angie]

    Rabbit: I know - I know it hurts real bad, but you just gotta stay quiet, okay?

    Angie: You stabbed me.

    Rabbit: I had to or he would have.

    [Rabbit takes off his shirt and places it over the wound]

    Rabbit: I tried to miss the vital organs. I think I did okay.

    Angie: How do you know? Look at me!

    Rabbit: I told you. I know how your body works.

  • Bob: You look like your mother.

    Rabbit: My dad's gonna find you.

    Bob: If- if that's what you believe.

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