Yakavetta Quotes in The Boondock Saints (1999)

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Yakavetta Quotes:

  • Connor: Now you will receive us.

    Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.

    Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.

    Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.

    Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.

    Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.

    Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.

    Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.

    Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

    Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.

    Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.

    Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

    [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]

    ConnorMurphyIl Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.

    Yakavetta: Vaffanculo!

    ["Fuck you"]

    ConnorMurphyIl Duce: That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    Il Duce: In nomine Patri.

    Connor: Et Filii.

    Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

    [they execute Yakavetta]

  • Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

    Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.

    Yakavetta: Nigger.

    Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy...

    Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.

    Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.

    Yakavetta: Continue the joke.

    Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

  • Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.

  • Yakavetta: You insignifi-CUNT, little fuck!

  • Il Duce: [the Saints break into Yakavettas courtroom] You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world! You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. All eyes to the front.

    Yakavetta: Now's a good time to fucking...

    [gets kicked over by Murphy]

    Connor: Shut your fucking mouth!

    Il Duce: [walks up to a cowering girl, takes her chin in his hand] You must watch dear. It'll all be over soon.

  • Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.

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