Jamie Langston Quotes in Jingle All the Way (1996)

Howard Langston: [the second time on the phone, he still can't get Liz] Jamie, let me talk to your mother.

Jamie Langston: You can't.

Howard Langston: Why?

Jamie Langston: She's next door petting Ted.

[he means a reindeer that Ted got Johnny who just then named after him, and without clarifying it, Howard misunderstands it]

Howard Langston: [aggravated] She's what?

Jamie Langston: [he and Johnny are fighting over who wants to be Turbo Man] *I'm* Turbo Man!

Johnny: No, *I* am; you're *always* Turbo Man!

Liz: [over their fight while baking cookies] Hey, hey, hey, cut it out.

Jamie Langston: Why don't you be Dementor?

Johnny: No!