Jamie Lockwood Quotes in The Change-Up (2011)

Mitch Planko: I know. You once took your vibrator into the bathtub. You then got electrocuted while using it and now you have a bald spot on your vagina.

Jamie Lockwood: [slaps Dave] How dare you tell him!

Jamie Lockwood: [Mitch at the door] He's early.

Dave: Yeah, you'd be early too if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

Cara Lockwood: What's "hummus"?

Dave: That is a Mediterranean spread, honey.

Cara Lockwood: What's "master-ate"?

Jamie Lockwood: It's a cracker.

Jamie Lockwood: [opens door] Oh hi, Mitch! Your hair looks good.

Mitch Planko: Thanks! Yeah, I had to cut it for a... fucking tampon commercial.

Jamie Lockwood: I need to lay off the Thai food.

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Jamie Lockwood: [early morning baby crying] Your turn...