Cara Lockwood Quotes in The Change-Up (2011)

Cara Lockwood: [runs toward Mitch] Uncle Mitch!

Mitch Planko: [hugs Cara and tosses her lightly into the air] How's my favorite ballerina doing?

Cara Lockwood: Hi, Uncle Mitch!

Mitch Planko: Hi! Wow! Gosh, you're so light - are you dieting?

Cara Lockwood: You want to come to my dance recital?

Mitch Planko: Oh, no, honey... the only style of dancing that Uncle Mitch likes involves a big, shiny pole and a broken woman with daddy issues.

Jamie Lockwood: [Mitch at the door] He's early.

Dave: Yeah, you'd be early too if all you did all day was eat hummus and masturbate.

Cara Lockwood: What's "hummus"?

Dave: That is a Mediterranean spread, honey.

Cara Lockwood: What's "master-ate"?

Jamie Lockwood: It's a cracker.