Officer Hummel Quotes in Jingle All the Way (1996)

Officer: Maybe you shouldn't mess with that.

Officer Hummel: Relax, Sparky, I was with the bomb squad for 10 years.

[does various things to find out if it's really a bomb while Howard and Myron run out of the studio]

Officer Hummel: Gentlemen, we've been duped. This is nothing but a harmless Christmas package.

[he rips open the package]

Myron Larabee: [the bomb goes off, Howard hesitates with a look of shock, and even Myron looks shocked] That really was a bomb? This is a sick world we live in! Sick people!

Officer: How many years on the bomb squad?

[Officer Hummel collapses on the floor, charred]

Officer Hummel: As for you, Turbo Man...

[saluting]

Officer Hummel: we could use a man like you on the force.

Howard Langston: [in Turbo Man costume, saluting back] Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Oh, I'm sorry about the bike, and the coffee, and the bus, and... the bomb.