Tony the Elf Quotes in Jingle All the Way (1996)

Tony the Elf: [as policemen barge into the Santas' workshop] It's the Grinch! Scatter!

Mall Santa: Hey. Psst. Buddy, come here. Come here. You want a Turbo Man for Christmas?

Howard Langston: Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on your lap.

Mall Santa: Hey, chief, that's not my bag... Get it? Ha! Well, you know little boy, with your attitude, I don't think I want to give you access to this. Tony, show him.

Tony the Elf: [Tony the Elf hold up a Polaroid photograph of him holding a Turboman doll and newspaper article] That was take this morning.

Howard Langston: How do I know this isn't some kind of a scam?

Mall Santa: Forget it, Tony, this guy doesn't want our help.

Howard Langston: Whoa, wait a minute, guys. We're all businessmen. I'm sure we can work out some sort of an agreement.

Mall Santa: [the Mall Santa pulls Howard closer] You got the cash, we got the doll.

Tony the Elf: [as he is being carried out by some policemen] I'm not going back to the joint! Ya hear?