Controller #3 Quotes in Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Controller #3 Quotes:
Controller #3: Get me Steve McCroskey!
Controller #2: Are you kidding? Ever since Reagan fired the air traffic controllers, he's been completely senile!
Controller #3: Yeah, but what about McCroskey?
Controller #2: About the same as Reagan.
[the controllers thinking about the people in the hijacked airplane]
Controller #2: They're screwed!
Controller #3: They're dead!
Controller Jacobs: Did I leave the iron on?
Steve McCroskey: Get me radio contact with that ship, pronto!
Controller #1: Yes, sir!
Controller #3: [walks over carrying some papers. He is carrying them with an oven mitt] Here's all the available information on the sun, sir. That thing is *hot*.
[McCroskey touches the hot papers and burns his hand]
Steve McCroskey: Get me Bud Kruger immediately and some ice!
Controller #3: Yes, sir.
Steve McCroskey: Jacobs.
[Jacobs hops over]
Steve McCroskey: I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up 'til now.
Controller Jacobs: Well, let's see: First, the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
[Jacobs turns and starts to walk away, continuing to speak, trailing off as he gets further from the camera]
Controller Jacobs: He took her best summer dress out of the closet and he put it on and went to town...
Steve McCroskey: [walks over to a wall and stands next to a portrait that depicts him standing next to a portrait that depicts him] Things sure haven't changed.
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Characters on Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
- Clarence Oveur
- Dr. Stone
- Alice Wilson
- Jimmy Wilson
- Mary, Shuttle Stewardess
- Buck Murdock
- Lt. Pervis
- Mr. Hammen
- First Woman in Line
- Information Agent
- Next Woman in Line
- Next Man
- Female Passenger #3
- Capt. Oveur
- Jeopardy Host
- Male Passenger
- Man in White
- The Bomber
- Controller Jacobs
- Businessman #1
- Businessman #2
- Buffalo Anchorman
- Tokyo Anchorman
- Moscow Anchorman
- Tad Woman
- Lounge Singer
- Injured Man
- Testa, Shuttle Stewardess
- Bud Kruger
- The Commissioner