Caller Quotes in Jingle All the Way (1996)

Caller: [the objective is to correctly name all 8 of Santa's reindeer] Um, Randy, Germaine, uh, Tito...

DJ: Nope, not even close. Sorry. But perhaps this song will put us all in the mood to get this thing right.

Caller: Barry, whatever happened to that psychiatrist of his, Loomis? I heard the old quack was dead!

Doctor Sam Loomis: Not dead, just very much retired.

Barry Simms: OK, next caller. We have Duanne on the line. What's on your feeble excuse for a brain?

caller: Well Barry, I'm a big fan, I listen to your show all the time. I can't believe you're really going to be paying a little visit to our little town tommorrow.

Barry Simms: Do you have a point to make Duanne or should I continue spanking the monkey?

caller: Oh Barry, you're too much. I know things are different now in the ninties: gays in the military, cut off your husband's dooginger and become a national hero, so I don't see the point in bringing back Halloween to Haddonfield...

Barry Simms: Wank, wank. Thank you Duanne.

[cuts him off]