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  • Jack Chandler: I'd stumbled into the middle of an evil, insidious cult of chainsaw worshipping maniacs. I had to wonder if we'd let our religious freedom go too far in this country, or maybe our immigration laws were just too lax.

  • Jack Chandler: Oh yeah, as for Sam... well, she's a big girl. Her mother was happy when she heard Sam was safe, and I needed a secretary - like a hole in the head. But she's a nice kid, so maybe I'll let her stay around awhile. Besides, she's got a great set of tits!

  • Jack Chandler: You could have knocked me over with a pubic hair.

  • Jack Chandler: He was buried in Twin Wells.

    Toni Ames: Kind of tough on the drinking water wasn't it?

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