Mr. Babrucz Quotes in For Keeps? (1988)

Mr. Babrucz: Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed!

Stan: Why don't we just keep it.

Mr. Babrucz: Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.

Donna Elliot: No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.

Mary Bobrucz: Mom, what are stretch marks?

Mr. Babrucz: Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.

[Mrs. Babrucz covers her face, embarrassed]