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Garrett Lawton: I make it a point to know a little bit about everything.
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[Max and Diane are acting romantic toward each other]
Garrett Lawton: Would the two of you like for me to be alone?
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Garrett Lawton: In no way meaning to be offensive, I have always found steam baths to be... very boring.
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[Lawton is wearing a bomb-coat]
Garrett Lawton: I don't know if you know what this is, but when I take my thumb off this, it will explode that. And if you knew how much work it took for me to create this, then you might know how excited I am at the possibility that I might be able to use it.
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Vicki: I like your style.
Garrett Lawton: Of course you do, because I'm a ladykiller!
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Garrett Lawton: You've been married six times? No wonder you're in pain!
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Max Parrish: What are you gonna do? Shoot me for having been in love before?
[Diane shoots him]
Max Parrish: She shot me.
Diane Norwood: Come on, I knew you had a vest on.
Max Parrish: She shot me!
Diane Norwood: Couldn't risk it. Come on, let's go.
[Max shoots Diane]
Garrett Lawton: No!
Max Parrish: Hurts, huh? I knew you had a vest on too, psycho bitch!
Diane Norwood: You asshole!
Garrett Lawton: I hope the two of you never decide to have any children.
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[Approaching with a shotgun]
Garrett Lawton: The proctologist will see you now.
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[Garrett hits a police car]
Cop: Drinking?
Garrett Lawton: If you're buying.
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Max Parrish: You can't make me believe you're giving me up for... how much is her take?
Thomas Livingston: 20 percent, let's say... 31 million.
Max Parrish: Dollars?
Thomas Livingston: Mmm-hmm.
Garrett Lawton: Hey, so what's 31 million dollars? Max is what's priceless!
Max Parrish: Can Max get a kiss goodbye?
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[while Max and Diane are searching Garrett's hotel room, the phone rings]
Garrett Lawton: Say, my watch must be fast. What time does the clock by the bed say?
[Max looks at it]
Max Parrish: Oh, shit!
[He grabs Diane and jumps out through the window. Nothing happens]
Max Parrish: [after a pause] Oh... sorry. I thought it was the old "distract you on the phone while the clock bomb gets you" trick.
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Max Parrish: Where the hell were you?
Garrett Lawton: I could find any toilet paper, so I soaked some newspaper in water and that worked fine.
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Garrett Lawton: I make it my business to know a little bit about everything.
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