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Crackers Quotes:

  • Crackers: Do my balls, Mama.

  • Cotton: Let's move to Boise, I always wanted to go there!

    Babs Johnson: Boise, Cotton? Why, that might not be a bad place!

    Crackers: Were you ever there?

    Cotton: Only once, we robbed a transit bus there, remember?

    Babs Johnson: I remember, the number 42!

  • Crackers: No one sends you a turd and expects to live!

  • Crackers: Let's sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama. Fuck permanent residences. It'll strengthen our filthiness.

  • Crackers: A turd, Mama, a turd!

    Cotton: Who could've sent this?

    Miss Edie: Ahhh. A turd? Oh, a turd! Oh, Babs!

    Babs Johnson: This is a direct attack on my divinity!

  • Babs Johnson: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

    Crackers: Sure mama, I wouldn't shit ya.

  • Cookie: [Crackers is thrusting live chickens at her naked body] Noooooooo!

    Crackers: Hold it! Hold these goddamn chickens!

    Cookie: Ugh, CHICKENS, God! Chickens, all these chickens, these fuckin' chickens hurt! These fuckin' things HURT!

  • Crackers: Miss Cotton, I got somethin' in mind today I never ever tried before. Somethin' very excitin' for you. My little chickens are gonna be in this show today, Cotton. Me and some nice. juicy, plump chickens!

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