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  • [John Ebony's first day teaching. The students are taking turns reading from a history book]

    Wittering: [faintly] hypotenuse... hypotenuse... hypotenuse

    John Ebony: Who's that muttering?

    Wittering: Me, sir.

    Lipstrob: He can't help it, sir.

    Cuthbun: He says 'hypotenuse' all the time, sir.

    Ankerton: He likes the word.

    Aggeridge: Mr. Pelham said he was 'hypotenus-ed' by it, sir!

    [general laughter]

    John Ebony: Stop it! Very well, you've had ample warning. This form will kept in on Saturday afternoon from 2:30.

    Cloistermouth: It's not a good idea, sir.

    John Ebony: Why is that, Cloistermouth?

    Cloistermouth: Mr. Pelham tried it once, sir.

    Terhew: The week before last.

    Cloistermouth: And that's why we killed him, sir.

    [long silence]

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