Agent Zoil Quotes in Paul (2011)

Agent Zoil: Motherfuckin' tittysuckin' two-balled bitch!

Agent Zoil: Pleasure to meet you boys. You did a hell of a job.

Clive Gollings: Thank you, Agent Zoil.

Agent Zoil: Please call me Lorenzo.

Clive Gollings, Graeme Willy: Lorenzo Zoil?

The Big Guy: Haggard.

Agent Zoil: Zoil.

The Big Guy: Where are the other two?

Agent Zoil: One crashed and burned, the other just burned.

The Big Guy: Jesus Christ! This has been one fuck-up after another. I should have handled this myself.

Agent Zoil: I am very close. You give me one hour.

The Big Guy: An hour? I'll be eating canapès with the governor in an hour. I need this wrapped up now!

Agent Zoil: No, no. They're mine, damn it. I'm gonna finish this, once and for all.

The Big Guy: Too late, Zoil. I'm bringing in the big gun...

[Zoil shoots the radio]

Agent Zoil: Boring conversation anyway.

Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's awesome.

Haggard: 3 tits? That's awesome.

Agent Zoil: 3 tits? That's awesome.

Alien on Paul's ship: 3 tits? Awesome.

[repeated Line]

Haggard, Pat Stevens, Agent Zoil: Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?

Agent Zoil: Boring conversation, anyway.

Agent Zoil: You know you're a grown man, right? Probably shave, pay taxes. Have pubic hair.

O'Reilly: All of those things.

Agent Zoil: One of them crashed and burned, the other one just burned.