Tad Quotes in Bloodlust (1992)

Tad: I say fuckin' A!

Frank: You always say "fuckin' A."

Nemo: What's that?

Tad: I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt"!

Pearl: Wow. That's a pretty big butt.

[swims out a little]

Sheldon: Oh, look at me! I'm gonna touch the butt.

Tad: [in an obnoxious tone] I'm obnoxious!

[Nemo has gone to the boat]

Marlin: Nemo! What do you think you're doing You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here! Get back here now! Stop! You make one more move, mister...

[Nemo lifts his fin]

Marlin: Don't you dare. If you put one fin on that boat, are you listening to me? Don't touch the...

[Nemo touches the boat]

Marlin: Nemo!

Tad: [Whispering] He touched the butt.

[receiving their uniforms]

Tad: Death shrouds

[flips one around]

Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.

Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.

Tad: [laughs after Rudy farts]

Hanon: Whoo! Whoo!

Nubie: [to Murphy, Briggs, and Patterson] This is a private establishment gentlemen.

Danny O'Shea: [When the Giants, losing at the half, want to be put on the injured list] You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off.

Timmy Moore: Why?

Danny O'Shea: Cause I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.

Marcus: That's where we belong, under the bleachers.

Danny O'Shea: No you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.

Rudy Zolteck: Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!

Danny O'Shea: That's not true. I did beat him once.

Jake Berman: When?

Danny O'Shea: When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time, one time I beat him.

Jake Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?

Danny O'Shea: Yes, I did. He ate my dust.

Johnny Vennaro: Big deal. One time.

Tad: You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.

Marcus: Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!

Rudy Zolteck: Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.

Tad: You beat Matt and Brett in the turd toss?

Jake Berman: You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.

Marcus: So, what? It still doesn't make us good football players.

Danny O'Shea: Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you could pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run. And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.

Tad: One time.

Rudy Zolteck: One time.

Junior Floyd: [Smiles] Yeah one time!

Sean Murphy: [as The Cowboys have possession of the ball; to Rudy] Get ready dog breath. Because when I'm finished with you, you'll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!

Rudy Zolteck: [to Tad] Is that physically possible?

[the Cowboys hike the ball and Spike gains enough yards for a first down; during the play, Murphy sends Rudy flying and landing on his face; After the play, the Little Giants check on Rudy, who's still down]

Tad: Are you all right?

Rudy Zolteck: [Talking out of his butt] I think so.

Tad: [Impressed] Huh! Guess it is possible.

Pete: I'm telling you, she is more of a treasure than you could possibly know. She is not just some wholesome, small town girl, some like, good for you breath of fresh air. Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once! So Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, please, just for her sake, walk away man.

Tad: I could never break Rosalee's heart, ok?

Pete: Good. Because if you do I swear to God I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. Or vicious rhetoric.

Tad: You're a good guy Pete.

Pete: Well yes. Apparently not good enough.

Rosalee: Do you think it's possible to love someone your whole life and never really realize it until something happens that makes you see?

Tad: [looking puzzled but amazed] What's that from?

Rosalee: It's not from anything, I'm just saying it to you.

Tad: Yeah, Pete told me if I ever hurt you; that he would tear me to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric.

Rosalee: Pete told you if you hurt me, he would tear you to pieces with his bare hands or with his rhetoric? That is so... adorable.

Rosalee: Your standing films will time and test themselves.

Tad: [beat] Thank you.

Tad: [to Rosalee] What happened here tonight was a force of nature. Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. Nature wanted them to be more and nature's going to want that tomorrow.

Pete: [attempting to teach Tad how to chop wood with an ax] Ok... So... The trick is to take a full swing so as to as to split the log in one swift...

[Tad removes his shirt and reveals a muscular chest]

Pete: stroke... Okay...

[Peter removes his shirt to reveal a skinny chicken chest]

Pete: Yeah... Let's do this... Hey... so uh... you work out?

Tad: [shakes his head] Nah.

Pete: Yeah me neither, I know... it's like...

[shrugs]

Pete: me neither... Okay, uhh... so basically one, swift, stroke.

[swings ax and gets it caught in the wood ]

Pete: Ok... and sometimes you just... ya know... basically get a bad piece of wood... Basically...

[Tad chops wood with an ax all the way through]

Pete: And you know sometimes you don't... That's... that's uh... good... beginners luck... ya know... first time...

[Tad chops another piece of wood while Pete still struggles with the ax caught in his first piece]

Pete: Ah! And the luck continues... that's great... Good for you man...

Tad: Pete, did you ever see the movie I did called "The Man Named Jackson"?

Pete: If it came out Tad... then I saw it...

[Tad comes over to help Pete with the ax]

Pete: You know what... yeah, I think that the ax is actually broken...

[Tad pulls the ax out of the wood easily]

Pete: Yeah huh... that's great...

[Tad slaps Pete easily on his chicken chest]

Pete: Heh...

Tad: Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat.

Tad: Do you guys have any suites?

Hotel Clerk: Sure we got sweets. We got some lollies down here by the register, if you wanna pop on by and get yourself a lolly.

Tad: Well this barn sits on what they call the South 40. Yep. I'm not sure exactly how many acres that is... but... uh... I'm gonna guess that's a lot...

Pete: Yeah... I'm gonna guess 40.

Tad: Hmmmm... oh yeah...

Tad: See I know what I gave. But it ain't gonna save you. You fuck with me, your ass is history. Number one high school draft choice to a college of my choice. Everybody wants a piece of my voice, including all the women who get moist when I get on the field, bitch. I'll be playing football next year while you'll still be pumping gas right here. So keep your motherfucking change. You're gonna need it for your mamma, who's got mange.

Tom Reagan: I am awake.

Tad: Your eyes are shut.

Tom Reagan: Who you gonna believe?

Tom Reagan: Drop Johnson? He play your book much?

Tad: Pssh! You kidding? I didn't even know he could count!

Tom Reagan: It's not Leo's debt. I'll pay me own way.

Tad: I admire a man of principle. Does this go on the tab?

Tad: Everybody's a little bit gay, right?