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  • Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!

    Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.

    Virus: What?

    Patty: You're mixing your movies.

    Virus: No I'm not.

    Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh?

    Patty: That's Joe Pesci.

    Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver.

    Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies.

    Virus: No I'm not.

    Patty: [disgusted] Whatever.

    Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

  • Virus: Hey, I got one for ya. If you had to blow some guy, who would it be?

    Jimmy: Excuse me?

    Virus: Say you have to blow some guy, who would you pick?

    Jimmy: I don't have to blow some guy.

    Virus: Yeah I know you don't have to, but if you did, who would it be?

    Jimmy: I try not to entertain that thought, and I don't think it's healthy when you do it.

    Virus: C'mon, entertain it for a second; they got a gun to your head.

    Jimmy: Well, if they got a gun to my head, odds are I'll be blowin' one of them.

    Virus: You're missing my point.

    Jimmy: Your point? I didn't realize there was a point.

    Virus: Forget about it. All right?

    Jimmy: Nah- All right. Who are they - friends of yours?

    Virus: No.

    Jimmy: This doesn't make any sense.

    Virus: I don't know. Look, they're just guys, all right? They're like bored frat guys, they're out on a drinking binge looking for something to do, and somebody gave 'em a gun.

    Jimmy: I give up. Who do I want to blow?

    Virus: I dunno.

    Jimmy: See? Neither do I.

  • Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.

    Virus: Well it's not funny. It's cheating.

    Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms

    Virus: Whatever.

    Jimmy: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.

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