Virus Quotes in
Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here!
Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit.
Patty: You're mixing your movies.
Virus: No I'm not.
Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh?
Patty: That's Joe Pesci.
Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver.
Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies.
Virus: No I'm not.
Patty: [disgusted] Whatever.
Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.
Virus: Hey, I got one for ya. If you had to blow some guy, who would it be?
Jimmy: Excuse me?
Virus: Say you have to blow some guy, who would you pick?
Jimmy: I don't have to blow some guy.
Virus: Yeah I know you don't have to, but if you did, who would it be?
Jimmy: I try not to entertain that thought, and I don't think it's healthy when you do it.
Virus: C'mon, entertain it for a second; they got a gun to your head.
Jimmy: Well, if they got a gun to my head, odds are I'll be blowin' one of them.
Virus: You're missing my point.
Jimmy: Your point? I didn't realize there was a point.
Virus: Forget about it. All right?
Jimmy: Nah- All right. Who are they - friends of yours?
Jimmy: This doesn't make any sense.
Virus: I don't know. Look, they're just guys, all right? They're like bored frat guys, they're out on a drinking binge looking for something to do, and somebody gave 'em a gun.
Jimmy: I give up. Who do I want to blow?
Virus: I dunno.
Jimmy: See? Neither do I.
Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny.
Virus: Well it's not funny. It's cheating.
Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms
Jimmy: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win.
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