Alice Brock Quotes in Alice's Restaurant (1969)

Alice Brock: Take off those handcuffs!

Officer Obie: You're interfering in the performance of my duties.

Alice Brock: You're a meathead - haven't you play-acted cop enough for one day?

Officer Obie: This side is reserved for officers of the law and criminals.

Alice Brock: Pig-eyed idiot!

Officer Obie: Alice, I've had enough garbage for one day, yours and theirs.

Alice Brock: Stupid bastard!

Officer Obie: Alice...

Alice Brock: Cradle hopper!

Officer Obie: Alice!

Alice Brock: Turkey raper!

Arlo Guthrie: Just what I've always wanted.

Alice Brock: A restaurant?

Arlo Guthrie: No, a friend with a restaurant.