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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. -- Groucho Marx
The very first requirement in a hospital is that it should do the sick no harm. -- Florence Nightingale
I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be. -- Princess Diana
A hospital alone shows what war is. -- Erich Maria Remarque
A hospital is no place to be sick. -- Samuel Goldwyn
A hospital is a good place to set various dilemmas. -- Aminatta Forna
A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. -- Abigail Van Buren
I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania. -- Bam Margera
Many premature babies are never given a chance to make it out of the hospital. -- Jane Chen
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wright
My dad was a doctor, but he was just always, like, going from hospital to hospital for some reason. -- Oscar Isaac
The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files. -- Timothy Murphy
How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital. -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Sick people, particularly those with serious conditions, greatly prefer the company of their friends and family to residence in a hospital or nursing home. -- David Mixner
It may seem a strange principle to enunciate as the very first requirement in a hospital that it should do the sick no harm. -- Florence Nightingale
Ever tried to get sleep in a hospital? Ever wonder if anyone even taught them what care is? Some hospitals are great, but some sure aren't. -- Dave deBronkart
Japan has very long hospital stays. Ah, it's almost a rest cure. People in Japan who are hospitalized might lie around the hospital for a week or two just to take a rest. -- Marcia Angell
My mother had introduced me to a lot of my father's friends because she believed that I would get to know the guy my dad was better through his friends than just in the hospital visits. -- Arlo Guthrie
My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand. -- Barbra Streisand
I realized that I had screwed up my life living different parts of my life in different places. I wasn't whole. I wasn't integrated. I wasn't a complete person. And after that, came out, spent some time at a psychiatric hospital. -- James McGreevey
One's family is the most important thing in life. I look at it this way: One of these days I'll be over in a hospital somewhere with four walls around me. And the only people who'll be with me will be my family. -- Robert Byrd
I don't get upset if people think I'm crazy. If you go to a mental hospital and someone calls you a name, would you get upset? Of course not. Well, that's the way I think about the world. They don't know any better. -- Jacque Fresco
Society is a hospital of incurables. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The hospital bulked darkly in the darkness. -- William T. Vollmann
No one laughs at God in a hospital, -- Regina Spektor
The hospital is the antechamber to the tomb -- George Orwell
Privatisation splits hospital services into increasingly small packages. -- Jo Brand
El peuperismo es el hospital del ejército del trabajo -- Karl Marx
My house had suddenly turned into a hospital ward. -- Brian Selznick
It makes every Haitian proud to have such a hospital, -- Laurent Lamothe
One thing I love is to do children's hospital visits. -- James Maslow
The clock is the most sacred thing in a hospital. -- John Wyndham
One thing I love is to do childrens hospital visits. -- James Maslow
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse. -- W. C. Fields
Going to hospital is rather like going to an alien planet. -- Quentin Blake
I saw hell. The hospital had divided and conquered pretty successfully. -- Kate Millett
In hospital, people should be able to have time to themselves. -- Zaha Hadid
You should be able to choose which hospital you go to. -- Andrew Lansley
I spent Christmas and the next thirty days in the hospital, -- Ryan White
A library is a hospital for the mind.â? - Anonymous -- Alvin Toffler
I'd rather go out in a decent crack-up than in a hospital. -- Toni Onley
A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints. -- Abigail Van Buren
Religion is the hospital of the souls that the world has wounded. -- Jean Antoine Petit-Senn
Yasser Arafat remains in stable condition after dying in a Paris hospital. -- James Taranto
Shifting in the hospital bed had blown her closet door wide open. -- Ilona Andrews
Recovering in a Calcutta, India hospital. I think I'm more difficult than critical. -- Mother Teresa
For the last 20 months, I've just been going from one hospital to another. -- June Carter Cash
Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners. -- Ann Landers
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot. -- Dean Winchester
If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital. -- Alexandra Potter
I can't keep track of my hospital time. It all sort of blurs together. -- Evel Knievel
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. -- Oscar Levant
You always enter God's hospital as a charity patient. You can't pay your way. -- Vance Havner
Well...can't be any more dangerous than your crazy hospital break-in yeah?"-Tess (pg 59) -- Marie Lu
I was born in a hospital. I do not want to die in one. -- J.R. Rim
Patients can often be discharged from hospital, then re-admitted a few days later with complications. -- Chris Toumazou
La vida es una enfermedad; el mundo todo un hospital, y la muerte nuestro médico. -- Heinrich Heine
The Church is not a museum to display perfect people, but a hospital for the hurting. -- John Osteen
The power of community to create health is far greater than any physician, clinic or hospital. -- Mark Hyman
The power of community to create health is far greater than any physician, clinic or hospital. -- Mark Hyman
The church is not a museum for pristine saints, but a hospital ward for broken sinners. -- Timothy Keller
Oh I get it...You're looking for the quickest way to the hospital, huh? ~Train Heartnet -- Kentaro Yabuki
I spent one night in the hospital in my life. I was past 75 when that occurred. -- Gordon B. Hinckley
I used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a vampire. -- John Edward
He went to the hospital with bleeding kidney and me,I went dancing with my life -- George Chuvalo
As soon as I got the Nobel Prize my back collapsed and I was in hospital. -- Doris Lessing
Most people die in improvised circumstances of harassment and confusion, whether in hospital or out of it. -- Germaine Greer
The first five to six years of my life were spent in and out of the hospital. -- Ryan White
If a black doctor discovers a cure for cancer, ain't no hospital going to lock him out. -- Jesse Jackson
As the situation developed, the futility of attempting suicide in the middle of a hospital became apparent. -- Steig Larsson
The key things I learned as a hospital administrator are to be organized, communicate, and be flexible. -- Glen Mazzara
I work in a hospital as a patient transporter to make ends meet for my three kids. -- Tom Guiry
You don't appreciate life until you get to the other side. Like lying in a hospital bed. -- Fabrice Muamba
I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism. -- Sanjeev Bhaskar
I saw a picture of myself when I came out of the hospital. I didn't recognize myself. -- Amy Winehouse
La vida es un hospital donde cada enfermo está poseído por el deseo de cambiar de cama -- Charles Baudelaire
La vida es un hospital donde cada enfermo está poseído por el deseo de cambiar de cama. -- Charles Baudelaire
Surely there is no greater garden for human-nature study than the flotsam and jetsam of the hospital. -- Mabel Osgood Wright
Pain is my daily routine. As long as I don't go to the hospital, it's nothing for me. -- Jackie Chan
Staying in the house breeds a sort of insanity always. Every house is, in this sense, a hospital. -- Henry David Thoreau
Somebody is n the hospital begging God for the opportunity u have right now. Step into your moment. -- T. D. Jakes
I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left. -- George Carlin
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience. -- Carolyn Wheat
Me being me, I put the numbers from my hospital's website from my tumor sizes into a spreadsheet. -- Dave deBronkart
The oil lobby, perhaps the most powerful lobby on earth, is almost matched by hospital owners and doctors. -- Jimmy Carter
I have a chemical imbalance that, in its most extreme state, will lead me to a mental hospital. -- Carrie Fisher
Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm. -- Sam Donaldson
She just got out of the hospital. Why don't you go gossip behind her back, like decent people? -- Rachel Vincent
When Byrd came out of there, he had written a lot things while he was in the hospital. -- Billy Eckstine
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. --
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. -- Tank Abbott
South Carolina is in the spring a paradise, in the summer a hell, and in the autumn a hospital. -- Eliza Lucas
Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors annual medical expenses. -- Jim Gerlach
Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual medical expenses. -- Jim Gerlach
The hospital room was as cold as dead skin, the hallway crowded with lost souls and reeking of illness. -- Raquel Cepeda
The model of the teaching hospital, which links research to teaching and service is what's missing in global health. -- Paul Farmer
There's nothing worse than walking into a hospital and seeing people sick and miserable and having a horrible treatment. -- Anne Wojcicki
The reality is that it's harder to recruit pediatric subspecialists if you're not recruiting them for a children's hospital. -- Irwin Redlener
Rick Santorum is the grandson of a coal miner. His dad was the manager of a V.A. hospital. -- Foster Friess
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. -- Horace Mann
DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name! -- Scott Steiner
I've never had to spend any time in the VA hospital, so I really can't speak for those guys. -- R. Lee Ermey
Esta vida es un hospital en el que cada enfermo está poseído por el deseo de cambiar de cama -- Charles Baudelaire
In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day. -- Travis Barker
On 'Grey's Anatomy,' I didn't have to move too much. I think I ran through the hospital three times. -- Eric Dane
La vida es una enfermedad; el mundo un gran hospital, y la muerte, el médico que nos cuida a todos -- Heinrich Heine
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital. -- Brad Park
If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket. -- Joe Teti
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside. -- Carol Grace
I learned to knit in hospital. They give you stuff to do to keep you busy because you're so ill. -- Ringo Starr
Half of the hospital beds in sub-Saharan Africa are filled with people suffering from what are generally known as water-related diseases. -- Rose George
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors. -- Terry Tempest Williams
It was my last act of love (first words to her mother in the hospital after her first major suicide attempt) -- Sylvia Plath
If you really want a humanized birth, the best thing you can do is stay the hell out of the hospital. -- Marsden Wagner
If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people', you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. -- Neal Barnard
The church is a sort of hospital for men's souls and as full of quackery as the hospital for their bodies. -- Henry David Thoreau
After all we are merely the servants of the public, in spite of our M.D.'s and our hospital appointments. -- Henry Howarth Bashford
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged. -- Stephen King
When I die, don't bring me to the hospital. Bring me to Anfield. I was born there and will die there. -- Steven Gerrard

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