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Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners. -- Colley Cibber
Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it. -- Nora Roberts
We fail! But screw your courage to the sticking-place, And we'll not fail. -- William Shakespeare
The addict will screw you over and lie to you and do all kinds of things. -- Daniel Baldwin
Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins. -- Rachel Caine
Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!' -- Amy Lee
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." -- Mitch Hedberg
That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them. -- Justin Halpern
Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever! -- Ilona Andrews
Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised. -- Steve Martin
You've mistaken me for someone else. Do not wait on me, Ms. Lane. Do not construct your world around mine. I'm not that man." "Screw you, Barrons." "I'm not that man, either. -- Karen Marie Moning
Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not reason with them. They had a brain and intestines, but no heart. -- Ernest K. Gann
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood. -- Donnell Rawlings
If you're studying Geology, which is all facts, as soon as you get out of school you forget it all, but Philosophy you remember just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life. -- Steve Martin
For many years I've said that if someone screws you, screw them back...When somebody hurts you, just go after them as viciously and as violently as you can. Like it says in the Bible, an eye for an eye. -- Pope Francis
The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings and loans? Not enough savings, too many stupid loans, okay In fact, they changed their name from WaMu to 'screw you.' -- Jay Leno
I crossed my arms over my chest. "Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." A pink flush spread over her cheeks. "Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back." Oh man, what an opening that was. -- Richelle Mead
I hear loads of cynics saying that I'll never be able to change anything. They say that junk food marketing and the ready availability of fast food is just too powerful. But I'd say in response, screw you. I know that most people, if they're really honest, are fed up with the same old rubbish -- Jamie Oliver
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! -- CM Punk
If cyberspace can screw with you, it will. -- Dana Stabenow
The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you. -- Michael Crichton
It's a movie depiction you don't want to screw up. -- Laszlo Nemes
To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose. -- Diablo Cody
You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that. -- Cameron Diaz
It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something. -- Jeff Bridges
You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. -- Jake Roberts
No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. -- Will Ferrell
If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean. -- Pete Rose
You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up. -- Fuzzy Zoeller
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. -- Jake Roberts
Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up -- Tim Ferriss
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. -- Laurie Faria Stolarz
I know i'll screw up. But i'll keep trying, as long as you let me. -- Lisa McMann
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Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say? -- Martin Amis
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo! -- Jennifer Rush
Screw poetry, it's you I want, your taste, rain on you, mouth on your skin. -- Margaret Atwood
You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. -- Jeffree Star
Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. -- Ann Coulter
I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. -- Kirstie Alley
Actors are always looking for actor-proof parts. A part so good you can't screw it up! -- John Rhys-Davies
Can we screw the 'sorry' part and let me hit you back instead?" Vishous to Butch -- J.R. Ward
The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. -- Seth Godin
You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you. -- Cormac McCarthy
In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? -- Nicki Elson
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. -- Dean Winchester
You evah hear of a magic screw?' I cough back a laugh. 'No. No, sir. -- Libba Bray
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. -- Simon Le Bon
Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. -- David D. Burns
Screw pretty. I'd rather be strong. Pretty fades over time. Strength gets you through the bad shit. -- Thea Harrison
Marriage is a very complicated machine. When it breaks down, you can't fix it with one screw. -- Yvonne Strahovski
The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up. -- Clint Eastwood
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. -- Randall "Tex" Cobb
Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours. -- Dennis Miller
When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you. -- Adam Duritz
Being a working mom is not easy. You have to be willing to screw up at every level. -- Jami Gertz
Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day. -- Jake Roberts
You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! -- Tony Robbins
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. -- Fuzzy Zoeller
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. -- Linus Torvalds
See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldnâ??t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good. -- Kim Harrison
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me." "Then we're doomed for sure. -- Ilona Andrews
If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back. -- Winston Groom
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one! -- Andy Roddick
I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain. But screw India. I ain't going there. -- Susan Powter
Screw the rules, damn the consequences, and just love. Love until it kills you, because there's nothing better worth dying for. -- Karen Amanda Hooper
Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. -- Al Neuharth
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. -- Daniel Radcliffe
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. -- David Spade
Stand up, speak out, and be bold. Screw political correctness. Never let them tell you to sit down and shut up. -- Sarah Palin
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So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track. -- Ed Helms
Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right. -- Candace Bushnell
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle. -- W. C. Fields
If you're not playing a big enough game, you'll screw up the game you're playing just to give yourself something to do. -- Peter McWilliams
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if you screw that up, you can start again tomorrow. -- Ingrid Weir
Transformation doesn't have to be deep, dark and mysterious. If you screw up, fine - laugh at yourself, learn and move on. -- Iyanla Vanzant
I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. -- Caela Carter
Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road. -- Dolly Parton
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise -- Caitlin Moran
I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun. -- Christa Miller
I'd like to think that in any circumstance I'd say, "You know what? Screw this. Kill me. I'm done. I'm not going to grovel." -- Aldis Hodge
You are a writer when you tell yourself you are. No one else's opinion matters. Screw them. You are when you say you are. -- Steven Pressfield
Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. -- Sam Rayburn
In software, speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware, if you screw it up, you're dead. So accuracy really matters. -- Reid Hoffman
No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you're gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can't do parenting right. -- Alan Arkin
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. -- Jim Benton
Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader. -- Christopher Titus
You probably should get back out there. You're ignoring your other guests." "Screw them." "I'm sure that many of them, you already have. -- Julie James
A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December. -- Earl Weaver
There's a gray area between Conservative and Orthodox people, for whom you don't screw around with the mezuzah, you don't mess with the holy melodies. -- Rick Moranis
Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?" "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. -- Richelle Mead
Every time you start a company - and I've started five or six - you have the opportunity to screw up in whole new ways. -- Evan Williams
I've had boyfriends complain, "Wait, you don't want to see me?" No, I don't. I just want to hang out by myself. So screw off. -- Evangeline Lilly
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got hung as witches. -- Iliza Shlesinger
You can stick a fork in Barack Obama. Politically, he's done. The main way we can screw this up is if we choose the wrong Republican. -- Tim Pawlenty
I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. -- Jimmy Fallon
When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. -- Jake Roberts
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. -- Jeff Abbott
You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner. -- Kerri Walsh
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? -- Carrot Top
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up. -- Danny DeVito
Whenever somebody has an idea for a business and experiences quite a bit of success, you can naturally expect the government to step in and screw it up. -- Neal Boortz
I related so much to the responsibility of being a parent, the responsibility of "did you screw your kid up," the responsibility of letting your own parents down. -- John Krasinski
You're human. You'll screw up. Denying that is crazy. Forgiving yourself has all the benefits of self-esteem without making you a narcissist that's out of touch with reality. -- David D. Burns
Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just... survive. Outlive me, please. -- Tracy Letts
It is the nature of being the general manager of a baseball team that you have to remain on familiar terms with people you are continually trying to screw. -- Michael Lewis
We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That's what she did. It was bad judgment, that's all. You don't cut off the people you love for mistakes like that. -- Richelle Mead
Though they don't always have to be set in fog, weather is incredibly important in ghost stories. As is suspense: you've got to turn the screw very, very slowly. -- Susan Hill
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. -- Molly Ivins

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