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Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise. -- Mary Kay Ash
Monsieur Franqulin, inventor of electricity. This illustrious savant, after having made several voyages around the world, died on the Sandwich Islands and was devoured by savages, of whom not a single fragment was ever recovered. -- Ambrose Bierce
Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich! -- Steven Magee
Sandwich outdoors isn't a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite. -- Ray Bradbury
As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the temptation we resist. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dr. Lipsenthal is a profound explorer of our inner and outer worlds. Enjoy Every Sandwich will help you heal your fear of death and embrace the true joy of life's extraordinary journey. -- Edgar Mitchell
It's just me and the Bane. And I'm fighting him because he killed all of those innocent mice and people, and I have to stop him. Not because Sandwich says so but because I say so. -- Suzanne Collins
Cape Cod baseball dates back to the time of the Civil War. A poster at the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown touts a round-trip train ride from Hyannis to Sandwich on July 4, 1885 - the occasion of the 14th annual baseball game between Sandwich and Barnstable. -- Jane Leavy
Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the winner of any major since 1938, when Reg Whitcombe won the British Open with a 78 in a storm that blew down the exhibition tent at Sandwich. -- Dan Jenkins
Enjoy every sandwich. -- Warren Zevon
Too few people understand a really good sandwich. -- James Beard
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. -- Jack Benny
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Jack Black
You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich. -- Phil McGraw
But, you know, it's still a drag to get your picture taken when you're eating a sandwich. It's a downer. -- Keanu Reeves
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. -- Alan Alda
The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich. -- Adam Osborne
If what I have to do is share a sandwich to lift someone's spirits, put a smile on their face - the worst thing that happens is I go broke! -- Jose Andres Puerta
If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home. -- Vance Havner
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' -- Tommy Cooper
I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. -- Shel Silverstein
One of my little girls is named Reagan. Her first words were, 'Mr. Larry, tear down this crib.' That was her first words, it was very sweet. My first words were, 'Are you going to finish that sandwich?' -- Larry the Cable Guy
Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues. -- Muddy Waters
My mother made a lot of things because she thought they'd be healthy for us. There were some very unfortunate experiences with whole wheat bread and bananas. I always tried to get rid of that sandwich and eat one of my friends' lunches. -- Alice Waters
It's never about the screwup - it's always about the recovery. That's the thing about it... if it comes out a little rare you call it carpaccio. It comes out a little overcooked, you shred it up and put in on a sandwich. -- Tyler Florence
I missed a tuna-fish sandwich with mayo on toasted wheat bread more than anything. Six months after I went vegan, I snuck into a deli and took one home. And, of course, it wasn't nearly as good as I fantasized. It tasted, well, fishy. -- Kathy Freston
I wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder. I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.' -- Meghan Trainor
I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station. -- Eddie Vedder
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Marjorie Gubelmann
A misperception about anorexia is that you don't eat. Not true. Maybe you eat just 500 calories a day. It would be easy for me to say, 'Why didn't my parents notice?' But I didn't want them to. I made sure to eat half a sandwich around my parents. -- Brittany Snow
Spending $1 for a brand new house would feel very, very good. Spending $1,000 for a ham sandwich would feel very, very bad. Spending $19,000 for a small family car would feel, well, more or less right. But as with physical pain, fiscal pain can depend on the individual, and everyone has a different threshold. -- Jeffrey Kluger
In high school, I stole a six-foot submarine sandwich from a banquet room in front of several hundred people. I did it because I was in marching band, and we were promised food if we played, and they broke their promise. It was my first and only heist, motivated by justice and hunger. -- Greg van Eekhout
The most appealing thing to me about food is combining and layering flavors, tastes, and textures. So the perfect sandwich has to be toasted. It has to have Emmenthal Swiss cheese and a combination of sweet and savory - some cranberry or fig thing happening - with different kinds of meats like Black Forest ham and roast beef. -- Kyle MacLachlan
It was a sh*t sandwich. -- Kris Humphries
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! -- Dwayne Johnson
I`m like a peanut butter sandwich. -- Gwen Stefani
I want a sandwich named after me. -- Jon Stewart
I don't order fries with my club sandwich. -- Mario Lemieux
Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! -- John Cena
Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich. -- Homer
Life is good when you have a good sandwich. -- Keanu Reeves
Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich -- Chael Sonnen
My first job was as a sandwich artist at Subway. -- Sophia Amoruso
Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. -- Muddy Waters
Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich -- Veronica Roth
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Mario Diaz-Balart
Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting, -- Padgett Powell
Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really. -- Jacqueline Kelly
Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich, -- Michael Steele
The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism. -- Calvin Trillin
What is the past, what is it all for? A mental sandwich? -- John Ashbery
There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. -- Dana Gould
Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! -- Santino Marella
It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy. -- Daniel Craig
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich. -- Don Rickles
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You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. -- Dov Davidoff
A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one. -- Peter Drury
A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted. -- Sol Wachtler
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. -- Jeff Mauro
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! -- Charles M. Schulz
I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich! -- Justin Bieber
Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. -- Chris Pratt
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Pharrell Williams
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. -- James Wolcott
Innocents, the meat in a ghastly sandwich between an uncaring society and a vengeful state. -- Bryce Courtenay
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? -- Bill Burr
Sometimes you've got to eat a turd sandwich; makes the ribeye taste better next time. -- Shane Battier
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. -- Kevin Hart
Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to. -- Chuck Robb
A fantasy story is a vacation to another world for the price of a sandwich. -- A.E. Marling
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. -- Charles M. Schulz
(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) -- Eoin Colfer
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. -- Matt Groening
I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season. -- Edward Gorey
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When I'm at craft services, I make the best-tasting, 10-layer meat and cheese sandwich with no bread. -- Kellan Lutz
And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time. -- Elizabeth Bear
I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things. -- Lady Gaga
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For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich. -- Joseph Campbell
Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks. -- Richard Jeni
You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first. -- John Lennon
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. -- Dara O Briain
To choose Norm Coleman over Walter Mondale is like going to a great steakhouse and ordering the tuna sandwich. -- Garrison Keillor
I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places. -- Billy Gardell
My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on! -- Elizabeth Banks
Every jacket I make has interior pockets big enough to store a book and a sandwich and a passport. -- Rick Owens
This deal is a sugar-coated satan sandwich. If you lift the bun, you will not like what you see. -- Emanuel Cleaver
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers. -- Bill Maher
I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her. -- Ian Dury
Sometimes I dress like what I want for lunch, because all I can think about is having a tuna sandwich. -- Mika
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. -- Allan Sherman
I was too terrified to notice she [Shelley Long] had breasts. I do remember that I was eating a sandwich. -- Shelley Long
I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich. -- Alber Elbaz
A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. -- Hubert H. Humphrey
I am a member of the 'sandwich' generation, that group that must simultaneously care for elderly parents and support children. -- Sandra Tsing Loh
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. -- Jimmy Cannon
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My mother gave me a disappointed look. Then I gave her one back. Mine was for everything, not just the sandwich. -- Carol Rifka Brunt
Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother. We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort. -- Liam Payne
When I ask for a water cress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it. -- Oscar Wilde
Back when we started, people didn't even know what a submarine sandwich was. The product was only sold in a few markets. -- Fred DeLuca
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. -- Michael T. Flynn
I used to be shy about ordering a steak after I had eaten a steak sandwich, but I got used to it. -- A. J. Liebling
My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey? -- Bill Bryson
I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich. -- Richelle Mead
Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich? -- Annie Leonard
So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich. -- Cody Lundin
With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sandwich. -- Jarod Kintz
All you ever really want is a great character and great writing. As an actor, that's the juiciest sandwich you could ever ask for. -- Jill Scott
I have a lot of appetites and try to revel in almost everything, so inspiration can even come from a well-appointed submarine sandwich, you know? -- Patrick Fabian
I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right. -- Kevin Hart
I've worked everywhere. I worked in a warehouse packing surf supplies, a restaurant washing dishes, in retail, and I was a 'sandwich artist' at Subway. -- Margot Robbie
I say making movies is like eating a sandwich of shit. Sometimes you get more bread, sometimes less bread, but you always get shit. (Guardian interview 2006) -- Guillermo del Toro
My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. -- Aisha Tyler
The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single. -- Stephen King

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