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Officially, he was no longer a victim, he was a criminal -- Edward Humes
The business world worships mediocrity. Officially we revere free enterprise, initiative and individuality. Unofficially we fear it. -- George Lois
Officially I'm not playing any more. I've stopped. My time is up. Everything has been a lot of fun. -- Romario
Officially, MPAA stands for Motion Picture Association of America, but I suggest that MPAA stands for Malicious Power Attacking All. -- Richard Stallman
Officially in America we now have a totally arbitrary and limitless government. That is, we have a "?total government.' In short, we've got totalitarian government. -- Richard Salsman
Officially, the New Testament church at an early stage took seriously their responsibility for widows who lacked family or other resources. The office of deacon was instituted initially to address this pressing need. -- Carolyn Custis James
Officially there are no fates worse than death. Unofficially, there is a profusion of such fates. For some people, just living with the thought that they will die is a fate worse than death itself. -- Thomas Ligotti
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. -- Claud Cockburn
Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied. -- Otto von Bismarck
The Cold War was over long before it was officially declared dead. -- John le Carre
I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right - Reverend Tori Spelling! -- Tori Spelling
Every year in China, Internet executives are officially rewarded for their 'patriotism.' -- Rebecca MacKinnon
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre. -- Jeff Foxworthy
That was all very nice of them. They didn't have to do anything because I wasn't officially involved at all. -- Michael Chabon
We who officially value freedom of speech above life itself seem to have nothing to talk about but the weather. -- Barbara Ehrenreich
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. -- Jonathan Katz
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. -- Zach Braff
I am officially a doctor, and believe it or not, I can save lives and tune certain instruments and can beat peasants with a stick. -- Sanjeev Bhaskar
I don't know if I officially proofread my father's book, but I read it. I did get some conception of grammar in general from that. -- Noam Chomsky
I am not officially involved now in the direction of the Teen Challenge ministry, but I rejoice that God permits me to be the father of these ministries. -- David Wilkerson
I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you. -- Tre Cool
I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me. -- Olivia Munn
I'm happy to tell you that having been through surgery and chemotherapy and radiation, breast cancer is officially behind me. I feel absolutely great and I am raring to go. -- Carly Fiorina
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales. -- Allen West
After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all 'in my mind,' I am once again officially allergic to dogs. -- Josh Radnor
Even the striving for equality by means of a directed economy can result only in an officially enforced inequality - an authoritarian determination of the status of each individual in the new hierarchical order. -- Friedrich August von Hayek
The key players are now all in place in Washington and in state governments across America to officially label carbon dioxide as a pollutant and enact laws that tax us citizens for our carbon footprints. -- John Coleman
I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and openly, but the press has never made a big fuss about me or said anything to me. -- Lily Tomlin
In a peer network, no one is officially in charge. It doesn't have a command hierarchy. It doesn't have a boss. So, all the decisions are somehow made collectively. The control of the system is in the hands of everyone who is a part of it. -- Steven Johnson
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again. -- Rebecca Romijn
So I still seized the power, but I felt that if I officially made myself the boss, in black and white, it would be too intimidating for the other producers and the other men who worked on the show. In other words, I had the power, but I gave them the title. -- Marlo Thomas
Napster is great so long as they put out tracks on there that have been officially released. I don't really mind people downloading my music; I also see it as a compliment. And if you are a real music lover, you want to have the original CD anyway 'cause then you feel more connected to the artist. -- Tiesto
My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring. -- Justin Bieber
Believe nothing until it has been officially denied. -- Claud Cockburn
Fred is officially the mayor of Portland now. -- Lauren Oliver
Stef is officially the sexiest member of Placebo -- Brian Molko
The Republican Party is officially a dumpster fire. -- Chris Hayes
I am officially a member of The New Breed! -- CM Punk
I'm officially retired as the refuser of Academy Awards. -- Sacheen Littlefeather
Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied. -- John Mortimer
As recently as 1979, neither panic attacks nor panic disorder officially existed. -- Scott Stossel
You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. -- Rachel Caine
The ostrich is the only animal officially endowed with political direction. -- Pierre Daninos
I was now officially Beckstrom the storm rod. And I hated it. -- Devon Monk
I'm officially going back to eating clean and my daily work out. -- DJ Khaled
I never had a written contract, was never officially a stable jockey. -- Tony McCoy
For 10 years, Kosovo was taboo. No one could officially tell the truth. -- Ivica Dacic
The art of being officially old seems to lie in cooperative submission. -- Anne Truitt
NEW YORK! I [love] U! You're OFFICIALLY the coolest place on the planet! -- Katy Perry
I don't have 'five' you can borrow. My piggy bank is officially anorexic. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
That's blackmail on top of attempted murder, Kye. I can officially kill you -- Keri Arthur
Information on UFOs, including sighting reports, has been and is still being officially withheld. -- Gordon Cooper
I am now officially married to Fred Hargrove. Nothing will ever be the same. -- Lauren Oliver
I never really officially retired from the WNBA, I just left the doors open. -- Sheryl Swoopes
You never forget your first and true love, Ayden Grey. Not officially, not ever. -- Nadège Richards
We had grown into one another somewhere along the way. We were officially a team. -- Shannon A. Thompson
Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied. -- Evan Esar
On October 19, 2009, my sixteenth birthday, Wild Eyes officially became mine! Now it was really happening. -- Abby Sunderland
I had now officially secured my front row seat on the train to Hell. Choo choo -- Tarryn Fisher
Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti. -- Jay Leno
The book [The Dissemblers] officially came out two weeks after my thirtieth birthday...am I still young? -- Liza Campbell
Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, although they're not officially debt of the federal government, they are off-balance-sheet debt. -- John Thune
Less than seventy-five years after it officially began, the contest between capitalism and socialism is over: capitalism has won. -- Robert Heilbroner
There's no reason why the 'Lost' alternate reality game had to be officially made by the 'Lost' production crew. -- Jane McGonigal
If you can raise the level of effort and performance in those around you, you are officially a leader. -- Urban Meyer
John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' -- Craig Kilborn
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I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State. -- John Oliver
And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports on it, you know they are just evil lies. -- Linus Torvalds
Now that Hillary Clinton is officially running for President I am officially not going to vote for her. It's official. -- R. C. Sproul, Jr.
I was the boy who liked to sing his own songs at talent shows, and I was suddenly officially uncool. -- Josh Groban
No,you're officially banned from listening to us. Or thinking about this. Or even thinking about thinking about this, understand? -- Kiersten White
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Not me, of course, as I am now officially a spinster librarian and must stay home with my cat and drink tea. -- Eleanor Brown
Maybe one day the old guys will die off and things will change, 'cuz it's officially getting scary over here in America. -- Hank Williams III
England is the first country that I've had a no. 1 album in, so it is now officially my home away from home. -- Justin Timberlake
In a landscape where nothing officially exists (otherwise it would not be "?desert'), absolutely anything becomes thinkable, and may consequently happen"¦ -- Reyner Banham
I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. -- Jaroslav HaÅ¡ek
There are many terrorist states in the world, but the United States is unusual in that it is officially committed to international terrorism. -- Noam Chomsky
Roughly speaking, this hypothesis asks whether drug use causes some of the diseases officially associated with AIDS, such as immunodeficiency and Kaposi's sarcoma. -- Serge Lang
...the villagers had decided that 'practical' meant 'extremely magical and full of interesting objects' and had officially subtitled themselves, Winesap: A Pracktical Towne." -- Catherynne M. Valente
I'm not officially a collector, but I have a strange attraction and a weakness for keys and coins. Old keys and interesting coins. -- Patrick Rothfuss
Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died... -- Larry Wall
We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't officially dating, I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need. -- Kelley Armstrong
It's a poor bureaucrat who can't stall a good idea until even its sponsor is relieved to see it dead and officially buried. -- Robert Townsend
I was born and raised in the oldest settled part of the nation and in an environment in which racism was officially mooted. -- Constance Baker Motley
I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader. -- Eoin Colfer
I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start? -- Rush Limbaugh
Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupÃ©e is changing its name to Bozo. -- Michael R. Burch
One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams. -- Salvador Dali
If you go back to 2001, the market had two violent short covering rallies then, although I know the market didn't officially get going until March 2003. -- Louis Navellier
Each university should have a Young Scholars' Committee. I became the chairman of this Committee, and immediately it was permitted to have this plan officially adopted. -- Anatoly Chubais
Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample. -- Jay Leno
We repose an unwise confidence in any government, or in any men, when we invest them officially with too much, or an unnecessary quantity of, discretionary power. -- Thomas Paine
I've had an interesting time adjusting to New York. I'm from California and I'm very much a California girl. I feel lucky to officially say I'm bi-coastal. -- Taryn Manning
I'm officially disabled, but I'm truly enabled because of my lack of limbs. My unique challenges have opened up unique opportunities to reach so many in need. -- Nick Vujicic
President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare. -- Jay Leno
In those first few hours officially single again the world seems like it expands, suddenly bigger and more vast now that you have to get through it alone. -- Sarah Dessen
It is my conviction that the public always shows itself more honest in its spontaneity than do those who officially set themselves up as judges of works of art. -- Igor Stravinsky
Now that it's officially summer, here's my advice to parents who want to continue teaching their kids during the next two months and learn something themselves: visit Civil War battlefields. -- Marvin Olasky
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Losing people you love affects you. It is buried inside of you and becomes this big, deep hole of ache. It doesn't magically go away, even when you stop officially mourning. -- Carrie Jones
Isaac out of surgery. It went well. He's officially NEC. NEC meant "no evidence of cancer." A second text came a few seconds later. I mean, he's blind. So that's unfortunate. -- John Green
Adina gave a little shriekThat fish just swam past my leg! Creepy! Where did it go?To your right! Two o'clock! Get it!You are officially the most bloodthirsty vegetarian ever. -- Libba Bray
I wish I could print up a sign and tape it on my forehead. I OFFICIALLY DO NOT WANT TO KISS ETHAN WATE. NOW PLEASE LET ME BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. -- Kami Garcia
Youtube was the start of my career officially, although since I was 4 I've wanted to be a singer. I've performed here and there before youtube, but youtube push me much further. -- Christina Grimmie
Certainly not a party of the workers and the peasants. In fact, Jiang Zemin in recent weeks has officially said that capitalists and the entrepreneurs should be enrolled in the Communist Party. -- Henry A. Kissinger
It's a pity we're still officially living in an age called the Holocene. The Anthropocene - human dominance of biological, chemical and geological processes on Earth - is already an undeniable reality. -- Paul J. Crutzen
Chris Christie has officially endorsed Mitt Romney for president. Christie said President Obama is 'shrinking the American pie.' And believe me, if there's one thing Christie hates, it's a small pie. -- Jay Leno
I believe in an America that is officially neither Catholic, Protestant, or Jewish ... where religious liberty is so indivisible that an act against one church is treated as an act against all. -- John F. Kennedy
Around 2008 and again in 2013 NATO officially offered the Ukraine the opportunity to join NATO. That's something no Russian government is ever going to accept. It's right at the geopolitical heartland of Russia. -- Noam Chomsky
The reason I started officially learning to cook was because when I first got pregnant, I had to face the sad fact that I didn't even know how to boil an egg. -- Drew Barrymore
You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more. -- Katie MacAlister
Adina gave a little shriek. "That fish just swam past my leg! Creepy! Where did it go?" "To your right! Two o'clock! Get it!" "You are officially the most bloodthirsty vegetarian ever. -- Libba Bray
I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat. -- Charles Barkley
Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him. -- Helen Fielding
I officially designated every US ambassador on earth to be my personal human rights representative, and to have the embassy be a haven for people who suffered from abuse by their own government. -- Jimmy Carter
Whenever someone makes out a guest list, the people not on it become officially uninvited, and that makes them the enemies of the invited. Guest lists are just a way of choosing sides. -- E. L. Konigsburg
When the power, prestige, and financial support of government is placed behind a particular religious belief, the indirect coercive pressure upon religious minorities to conform to the prevailing officially approved religion is plain. -- Hugo Black
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. -- Jasper Fforde

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