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I know I will never have an affair with a married man again. -- Monica Lewinsky
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. -- H. L. Mencken
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. -- Oscar Wilde
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. -- Helen Rowland
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing. -- Edward Burnett Tylor
To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be in want of a newer, younger wife. -- Bruce Feirstein
By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time. -- Samuel Johnson
I don't sleep with happily married men. -- Britt Ekland
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- Samuel Johnson
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. -- Tom Clancy
Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows. -- Arthur Hays Sulzberger
A married man with a family will do anything for money. -- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. -- Red Skelton
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. -- Oscar Wilde
I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it. -- Pierce Brosnan
I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices. -- Glenn Tipton
I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. -- Patrick Marber
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. -- Nikola Tesla
I'm not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! -- Chris Evert
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. -- Johnny Carson
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man. -- Chuck Robb
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not. -- Oscar Wilde
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. -- Thomas Fuller
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. -- Barry Humphries
The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. -- Michael Feldman
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? -- Larry David
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. -- Helen Rowland
I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it. -- Davy Jones
There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about. -- Oscar Wilde
Every married man who wants peace in the relationship, should learn the trick to avoid that one question - 'How is the food?' -- Emraan Hashmi
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work? -- Gary Becker
A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man. -- Lysander Spooner
The big rule is that you must never get mixed up with a married man - never even look sideways at another woman's fella. Boy, I really was terrific at obeying that rule, wasn't I? -- Lauren Bacall
When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies. -- Alice Hamilton
In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He's a married man, and he's finally learned how to love somebody and have natural sex without killing his lover. -- Joseph Stefano
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. -- George Jean Nathan
I have spent weeks in the desert, forgetting to look at the moon, he says, as a married man may spend days never looking into the face of his wife. These are not sins of omission but signs of pre-occuopation. -- Michael Ondaatje
I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse. -- Raymond Burr
To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. -- Angelina Jolie
I married the man of my dreams in 1998. -- Cindy Margolis
A young man married is a man that's marred. -- William Shakespeare
A married man turns his staffe into a stake. -- George Herbert
Well-married, a man is winged: ill-matched, he is shackled. -- Henry Ward Beecher
Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals. -- Lloyd Kaufman
No married man is ever attractive except to his wife. -- Oscar Wilde
I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry. -- Ana Gasteyer
If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man. -- Groucho Marx
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures. -- Samuel Johnson
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day. -- George Bernard Shaw
I refer to myself as gay, but I'm married to a man. -- Margaret Cho
A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. -- George Bernard Shaw
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Intimate relationships only have God's blessing if the man and woman are married. -- Sunday Adelaja
I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business. -- Erin Moran
The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me. -- Nevil Shute
If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me. -- Terry Bradshaw
The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. -- Oscar Wilde
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. -- Frank Sinatra
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. -- Aeschylus
Darling, do you remember the man you married? Touch me, remind me who I am. -- Stanley Kunitz
Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk. -- Michael Parkinson
When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together. -- William Blake
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. -- Benjamin Disraeli
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencken
But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge. -- Philip Massinger
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. -- J. Norman Collie
I married a man who was as much a part of me as my own soul. -- C.J. English
Girls that aren't cut out for business careers usually wind up married to some nice man. -- Tennessee Williams
To feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious. -- Agatha Christie
I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her. -- Lisa Vanderpump
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? -- Carrie Snow
It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her. -- Bette Davis
My mother always told me, 'Don't get married. Make your own life. You don't need a man.' -- Sandra Bullock
I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life. -- Gary Condit
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. -- George Bernard Shaw
when one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove ... -- Phyllis Bentley
Didn't Frankenstein get married?""Did he?" said Eggy. "I don't know. I never met him. Harrow man, I expect. -- P. G. Wodehouse
To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
Didn't Frankenstein get married?Did he? said Eggy. I don't know. I never met him. Harrow man, I expect. -- P. G. Wodehouse
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse -- Helen Rowland
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. -- Hedy Lamarr
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. -- Robert Breault
My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same. -- George Bernard Shaw
I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell. -- Loretta Lynn
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? -- Barbra Streisand
As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking. -- Robert Breault
I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing. -- Oscar Wilde
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A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea. -- George Bernard Shaw
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married! -- Larry David
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to. -- Nancy Reagan
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. -- Roseanne Barr
I'm incredibly fortunate to have met the intelligent, generous, risk-taking, stimulating man to whom I am married. He's really amazing. -- Cate Blanchett
No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it. -- W. Somerset Maugham
I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married. -- Burt Lancaster
I have never been unfaithful to a partner and would find it immoral to be involved with a married man -- Kylie Minogue
God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man -- several times! -- Ruth Graham
My husband used to shout at my mother, 'What is wrong with your daughter? I'm married to a man.' -- Grace Jones
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness. -- Lord Byron
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. -- Helen Rowland
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. -- Robert Frost
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married. -- Kirk Douglas
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. -- Ann Landers
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? -- Barbra Streisand
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man'sto keep unmarried as long as he can. -- George Bernard Shaw
Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general. -- Novalis
And when I think about that, I think that if nothing but being married will help a man, he's durn nigh hopeless. -- William Faulkner
Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak. -- Charlaine Harris
Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop. -- George Bernard Shaw
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now. -- Gary Hoey
Behind every successful man,there isn't just a woman but a prayerful and hardworking woman.If not every married man would be successful. -- ABC
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife. -- Joe Pesci
Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman. -- Mata Amritanandamayi
They can get married. They can marry a man if they're a woman. Or they can marry a woman if they're a man. -- Michele Bachmann
Goodness knows, I tried. But I think it's virtually impossible for the right kind of man to be married to a movie star. -- Joan Fontaine
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond. -- Jimmy Fallon

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