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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. -- Langston Hughes
Laughing makes everything easier. -- Carmen Electra
Rule by patience, Laughing Water! -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Laughing deeply is living deeply. -- Milan Kundera
Laughing brains are more absorbent. -- Alton Brown
Laughing is medicine for the soul. -- Robin Sharma
Laughing is the best calorie burner. -- Audrey Hepburn
Laughing and Love. They are both drugs. -- James Frey
Laughing is, like, my favorite thing to do. -- Agyness Deyn
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. -- Steven Wright
Laughing is also good for your respiratory system. -- Allen Klein
Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness. -- Theodor Adorno
Laughing and crying, you know it's the same release. -- Joni Mitchell
Laughing is a medicine. It releases this amazing stuff. -- Melissa Etheridge
Laughing has always been considered by theologians as a crime. -- Robert Green Ingersoll
Laughing in full abandonment is very good for your health. -- Dalai Lama
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Laughing is just another way of showing people your wise -- e. e. cummings
Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond. -- Liz Curtis Higgs
Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused. -- Mason Cooley
Laughing has always seemed to me to be more Jewish than praying. -- Sherwin Wine
I Wanted To Sign Scholes For Killie But Fergie Burst Out Laughing -- Alex Totten
Laughing cheerfulness throws the light of day on all the paths of life. -- Jean Paul
Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching. -- Gina Barreca
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. -- Cullen Hightower
There's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best. -- Mark Wahlberg
Crying is personal. On the other hand, laughing is more general . Laughing makes our hearts wider. -- Haruki Murakami
Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it. -- Ted Alexandro
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out. -- Ryan Reynolds
Laughing in the face of danger doesn't negate the fear, it simply enables you to smile at it." -- Richelle E. Goodrich
Laughing in the face of danger doesn't negate the fear, it simply enables you to smile at it. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. -- Matt Labash
You know, there's nothing like seeing the smile on my kids' faces. Laughing together. Playing. It's the best. -- Mark Wahlberg
Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death. -- Dov Davidoff
You know what's more difficult to do organically? Laughing. It's actually one of the hardest things to do on camera. -- Vera Farmiga
Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy. -- Richard Bach
Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, under the covers, and I guess that's why they call it the blues. -- Elton John
If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. -- Jack Handey
Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep. -- Rajneesh
Laughing, if loud, ends with a deep sigh; and all pleasures have a sting in the tail, though they carry beauty in the face. -- Jeremy Taylor
Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that's one of the most important things in life. -- Bill Kaulitz
A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps. -- Jill Abramson
Laughter is inner jogging. -- Norman Cousins
Laughter is an instant vacation. -- Milton Berle
A good laugh is sunshine in the house. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. -- Max Eastman
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. -- Mark Twain
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. -- Robert Frost
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. -- Lord Byron
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. -- Alan Alda
Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot. -- Konrad Lorenz
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- e. e. cummings
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. -- Jay Leno
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. -- Victor Hugo
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. -- Erma Bombeck
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it! -- Charlie Chaplin
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. -- Jonathan Davis
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. -- Red Skelton
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. -- George Jean Nathan
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day. -- Jessie J
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. -- E. W. Howe
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep. -- Bette Davis
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off. -- Bruce Willis
There's nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons. -- Stephen Chbosky
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. -- Stephen King
I love music of all kinds, but there's no greater music than the sound of my grandchildren laughing; my kids, too. -- Sylvia Earle
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. -- Phyllis Diller
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen. -- Jayma Mays
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. -- Ashley Benson
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. -- Jack Dee
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. -- Chris Rock
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. -- Kurt Vonnegut
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencken
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything. -- Joan Rivers
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart. -- Steve Harvey
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either. -- Wayne Dyer
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby. -- Howie Mandel
I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future. -- LaToya Jackson
Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation. -- Nazim Hikmet
I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. -- Carlos Santana
I think any spiritual experience that's worthwhile is not about ego and it will humble you in some way. And also, a Zen monk once said to me, 'If you're not laughing, then you're not getting it.' -- David O. Russell
Not everyone has been a bully or the victim of bullies, but everyone has seen bullying, and seeing it, has responded to it by joining in or objecting, by laughing or keeping silent, by feeling disgusted or feeling interested. -- Octavia E. Butler
We can consciously end our life almost anytime we choose. This ability is an endowment, like laughing and blushing, given to no other animal... in any given moment, by not exercising the option of suicide, we are choosing to live. -- Peter McWilliams
Creating a meal for my friends and family, sitting together, eating, laughing and talking - that is when I am so happy. Oh my God, if you could see how much food I make - I am the original Jewish mother. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. -- John Cleese
If you are in a movie theater, you can look two people down and they are laughing while you are laughing or you can look three people down and they love that song that you love. It is living proof that you are not alone. -- Stephen Chbosky
I think there's nothing better than laughing in life, so that's nice, to be thought of as someone who can make someone laugh. It's 'cause I think life is hard. You know, my dad was a really silly man. A great Irish silly man. And that's fine. -- Joan Cusack
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. -- Cameron Diaz
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles. -- Audrey Hepburn
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore. -- Roald Dahl
I really love laughing. -- Maya Rudolph
Happiness is laughing together... -- Orhan Pamuk
Happiness is no laughing matter. -- Richard Whately
If you're laughing, you're healing. -- Gangaji
Flowers are the earth laughing -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Flowers are the earth laughing. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Babies laughing is like opium. -- Neil Patrick Harris
I'm sad, but I'm laughing. -- Alanis Morissette
I was always laughing in church. -- Tom Waits
I think I will die laughing. -- Jeanne Calment
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living! -- Carlos Mencia
She suddenly found herself laughing without bitterness. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
Think about laughing and laugh about thinking. -- Steve Higgins
Learn weeping, and thou shalt gain laughing. -- George Herbert
Once you start laughing, you start healing. -- Sherry Argov
A prophet weeps while others are laughing. -- Warren W. Wiersbe
Life without laughing is a dreary blank. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
I love myself when I am laughing. -- Zora Neale Hurston
A woman laughing is a woman conquered. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
America is laughing her way to Hell. -- Aiden Wilson Tozer
It only hurts when I'm not laughing. -- Jackie Chan
A German joke is no laughing matter. -- Mark Twain
Red lips like a living, laughing rose. -- Adela Florence Nicolson
By laughing, it helps take our power back. -- Lizz Winstead
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. -- Carlos Mencia
About chocolate: "This is what laughing tastes like. -- Katherine Applegate
...water laughing softly down a black stone wall. -- Jennifer Egan
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing. -- LIZ

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