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Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed. -- Charles M. Schulz
Laughter is inner jogging. -- Norman Cousins
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. -- Victoria Wood
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. -- Martin Mull
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. -- Erma Bombeck
I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it. -- Tea Leoni
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. -- Joseph Epstein
I went jogging up on Mulholland. In the middle of my run I had some form of asthma attack and couldn't even walk. I couldn't get a ride one block to my house. I thought I was going to die. -- Esai Morales
I was working on the farm to get in shape, about a mile away from my parents. You know, I did everything as a kid to stay in shape - jogging, work on the farm, driving the tractor. I'll never forget. -- Guy Lafleur
I eat everything, that's a problem. I don't have discipline. My favorite dish is the Caribbean. Meat, rice, lots of grains. But I do like to do exercises. Lately, I've been having capoeira classes and lots of cardiovascular exercises, such as jogging and cycling. -- Ricky Martin
Another thing I like to do is sit back and take in nature. To look at the birds, listen to their singing, go hiking, camping and jogging and running, walking along the beach, playing games and sometimes being alone with the great outdoors. It's very special to me. -- Larry Wilcox
Jogging in the park is my excuse to look at all the girls. -- Ray Davies
As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging. -- Drew Carey
My ballsack drives me nuts. Jogging has got to be the floppiest sport. Definitely not for lovers. Gentlemen prefer gymnastics. -- Jarod Kintz
Jogging, I believe they call it. It seems to be an epidemic psychological illness afflicting Americans these days. A form of masochism, like the flagellantes in the Middle Ages. -- David Lodge
Standing is stupid, Crawling's a curse, Skipping is silly,Walking is worse.Hopping is hopeless,Jumping's a chore,Sitting is senseless, Leaning's a bore.Running's ridiculous,Jogging's insane-Guess I'll go upstairs andLie down again. -- Shel Silverstein
I'm fine," [her dad] said gently. "Back on the horse, Cath.' 'What's the horse?' she sighed, watching him pull on a South High hoodie. 'Jogging? Working too much?' 'Living,' he said, a little too loud. 'Life's the horse. -- Rainbow Rowell
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. -- Norman Cousins
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. -- Epictetus
Going jogging makes me feel powerful and free - like Rocky! -- Jennifer Hudson
I go jogging for 25 minutes every morning, even if I'm away from home. -- Pierre Dukan
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors. -- Norman Cousins
I've turned into one of those people who go jogging in parks that I used to hate. -- Sam Taylor-Wood
Nonviolence is the first article of my faith. It is also the last article of my creed. -- Mahatma Gandhi
I love to exercise outside in the fresh air and sun: hiking, swimming, stand-up paddleboarding, and jogging. -- Colbie Caillat
Since then, I have not missed five consecutive days in getting some type of aerobic exercise, mostly jogging. -- Kenneth H. Cooper
I try to stay fit. I try and do something every day but I don't jog. My body hates jogging. -- Liam Neeson
I think jogging is bad for your health. All that pressure on the knees and back cannot be good for you. -- Kazuo Ishiguro
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectations. -- Norman Cousins
Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered -- Rick Reilly
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. -- Milton Berle
It's interesting when I jog, how much the music makes a difference. You can pretty much count on the Foo Fighters to get your heart rate up. -- Sheryl Crow
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. -- Rita Rudner
In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know? -- Liam Neeson
When people ask me what I do, strangers on a plane, perhaps, I tell them that I think. Thinking is excellent exercise, as much as swimming or jogging. -- Tom Glazer
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one. -- Mark Twain
I can jog, but I can't run. That's hard for me. I like the fact that I can jog for fitness, but to me there's a huge difference between jogging and running. -- Mary Decker
I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking. -- Kevin Hart
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. I want to drive around in a Terminator, not the heroine in an E. M. Forster novel. -- Jeremy Clarkson
I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way. -- Miranda Hart
The figure of the enthusiast who has just discovered jogging or a new way to fix tofu can be said to stand or, more accurately, to tremble on the threshold of conversion, as the representative American -- Lewis H. Lapham
I trained for less than three-quarters of an hour, maybe five days a week - I didn't have time to do more. But it was all about quality, not quantity - so I didn't waste time jogging, ever. -- Roger Bannister
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done. -- Drew Carey
Our pool is outdoors, but it's heated, and I've got one of those machines that produces waves you have to swim against; like a jogging treadmill, really, only it's in water. Basically, it means you can have a small pool, swim for miles, and get nowhere. -- Rupert Penry-Jones
I suffer panic attacks which has made me really conscious about my fitness and I have become addicted to jogging. It might sound odd but a lot of good has come out of it. My fans send letters saying they have taken up jogging because I do it. -- Ellie Goulding
On really hot days, I try to motivate friends and family to come into the pool for an aqua jogging session which I teach. Aqua jogging is a great way to avoid the impact of regular walking or jogging on land. This is especially beneficial for those who have joint pain or who are healing from an injury. -- Dylan Lauren
I run everywhere I go. You wake up, and you do it, and you make the time. I bring my son, Duke, with me on a lot of the runs. I have this great jogging stroller, and he loves it. It's a great time for the two of us. We'll crank out a run, and he has the time of his life. -- Bill Rancic
Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier -- Benny Bellamacina
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. -- George Burns
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. -- Kurt Vonnegut
I'd always liked jogging because it was a place to think. -- Maggie Stiefvater
My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life. -- Lee Trevino
Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging. -- Merlin Mann
My grandparents had died in 1983, and suddenly my brother is out jogging before Mass, and he dies. -- Clarence Thomas
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. -- Jeremy Clarkson
Circuit training consists of doing resistant movements combined with an aerobic activity (jogging in place, jump rope, jumping jacks, etc.). -- Lee Haney
If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. -- Wayne Coyne
I don't believe in jogging. It extends your life - but by exactly the amount of time you spend jogging. -- Marshall Brickman
I didn't start jogging or running until I was 37 years old. It was something that really helped me change my life. -- Anthony Edwards
... occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That's my kind of jogging. -- Gary Reilly
The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. -- Dana Gould
Getting outdoors is always fun. In the summertime, I like to go waterskiing and swimming; during the winter, I'll sometimes go jogging or hiking. -- Josie Ho
For all the yoga I do (and I do plenty), I also love the time I spend jogging. It gets me in sync with myself. -- Stephanie Ellis
Everybody always resolves to start exercising, but they never do. You know why ? Because it's January. Who wants to go jogging in the freezing cold ? -- Ellen DeGeneres
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them! -- Frankie Boyle
We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog, so you have none left for tears. -- Wong Kar-wai
I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' -- Kanye West
There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts. -- Kathy Griffin
I think it is good for youngsters to see me at 45 still jogging around the track. If me being here gives them a boost then thats great. -- Linford Christie
I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds. -- Zach Braff
He was feeling buoyant, flexible. He wanted to go jogging. He stood. He couldn't go jogging. He called room service and ordered a basket of breads and pastries. -- Dave Eggers
Advertising tends to be most effective in jogging finally into action those people who are well-enough disposed towards a product, but have not yet got around to buying it. -- Stephen King
Weâ??re going jogging.â? â??I donâ??t run for recreation. I run when someoneâ??s after me with a weapon.â? â??That can be arranged, -- Karen Chance
Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends threw the window wide open.He was so nineteen. -- Jennifer Echols
I work out all the time. Cardio, resistance and a lot of jogging. I love to go hiking. I'm going to invest this in myself, into my self-worth, into my self-esteem. -- Fergie
I just drove past Brad Paisley jogging down the side of the road. I rolled down the window and screamed RUN FORREST RUN. I live forâ?¦.. little momentsâ?¦..like that. -- Taylor Swift
One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' -- Rodney Dangerfield
The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway. -- Frank Zappa
I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging. -- Arj Barker
I think a singer is an athlete. I've always tried to stay fit. Until my knee said, "Uh-uh," I was jogging. Then I started walking. They don't like walking a lot, but I'll push them. -- Al Jarreau

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