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If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards -- Shah Rukh Khan
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive. -- Brian Clough
If you, Like me, Were made of fur, And sun warmed you, Like me, You'd purr. -- Karla Kuskin
If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you. -- Kurt Cobain
If you don't like me, if you like me; both are equally cool. I send love and positive energy to all those people in their lives. I hope they find where they're meant to be. -- Willow Smith
I was at a point where I was ready to say I am what I am because of what I am and if you like me I'm grateful, and if you don't, what am I going to do about it? -- Anne Bancroft
If you, like me, lived through 1973-74 or even the early 1990s... There was a waiting list to get OUT of the country club - that's when you know things are tough. If you live long enough, you'll see it. -- Charlie Munger
I don't want to be liked. I want to be respected. Because if you like me you can throw me away too quick. If you respect me, you may not even like what I was wearing, but you'll say, "I respect that." -- Ray Lewis
If you don't like it, Eat me. -- Rae Murphy
If you don't like me, it's your problem. -- Kat Dennings
You would not like me if you knew me. -- Brian Molko
If you'd like to reach me, leave me alone. -- Sheryl Crow
If you don't like my announcing, you don't like me. -- Johnny Miller
Bye, Tess. haunt me if you like. I don't mind. -- Jenny Downham
If you dress like a movie star, you have me. -- Steven Cojocaru
If you aint like me, you aint gotta like me. -- Eminem
If someone like you showed up to abduct me, I'd let you. -- Richelle Mead
If you dont like me, Walk away , Matter of fact Run Away -- Virginia Euwer Wolff
Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me. -- William A. Drake
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you are best if you have unconditional support and nature . like me... -- Mayank kumar
I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't. -- Olivia Munn
If you went to see me today, you might not like my music. -- Link Wray
I have big ideas. If you don't like them, don't vote for me. -- Terry McAuliffe
If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better. -- Charlaine Harris
I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps. -- Doug Stanhope
Even if you didn't come to meet me, I'm just going to like you. -- Park Ha-sun
If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME. -- Burt Reynolds
Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me. -- Lora Leigh
If you feel like loving me, if you've got the notion, I second that emotion. -- Smokey Robinson
If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? -- Chad Anderson
If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style...like me. -- Burt Reynolds
Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child. -- Jeaniene Frost
If I could talk it like Dahoum, you would never be tired of listening to me. -- T. E. Lawrence
If you don't like it, don't follow me, don't watch me, cause I'm not going anywhere. -- Gigi Hadid
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. -- Groucho Marx
Tyson [Chandler] encouraged me and was like, if that's what you want to wear, wear that. -- Iman Shumpert
Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else. -- Jim Butcher
I treat everyone just like I would myself. If you treat me right, I'll treat you right. -- Charles Manson
I am different - if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner! -- Mario Balotelli
Let me know if you're going to do something stupid, kid, 'cause I'll ditch you like that. -- Alexander Gordon Smith
If you said 'Boo' to me, I wouldn't sleep for two weeks! I don't like scary movies. -- Bindi Irwin
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. -- Dr. Seuss
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Just be the strong woman you are, like me. If the guys can't handle us, it's their problem. -- Amanda Sun
The only antidote to anger is to eliminate the internal sentence: "If only you were more like me." -- Wayne Dyer
If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you -- Genghis Khan
If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody." Of course, Raphael might like that... -- Ilona Andrews
If you ask me what the world looks like to me, it looks like a painting by Pissarro. -- Ernst Gombrich
I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die. -- Shirley Bassey
If you really want to know something about me, you should know this: I like my music loud. -- Robin Benway
If you're asking me to compare myself to other people, I don't really know what other people are like. -- Jules Shear
If you don't like Beyonce, then it's hard for me to trust you. It's like not liking world peace. -- Seinabo Sey
I do my independent stuff where it's real acting if you like. Intense, drama stuff. I love me actions. -- Vinnie Jones
Like I always say, there's no 'I' in team. There is a 'me', though, if you jumble it up. -- David Shore
If, like me, nothing is more important to you than our children's future, then their opportunities must be protected. -- Andrew Lansley
It's always times like these when I think of you and I wonder if you ever think of me. -- Vanessa Carlton
Sometimes there is a microcosm and a macrocosm, and if you're dyslexic like me you can't tell the difference. -- Bruce Bickford
You don't have to write to me if you don't feel like it. There's no real friendship without absolute freedom. -- George Sand
If you're a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I'm watching, you know, Netherlands soccer. -- Michael Keaton
If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that. -- Craig Ferguson
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas -- John Cleese
Quote me as much as you like; as a matter of fact I don't even mind if you misquote me ! -- Man Ray
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me. -- Dana Gould
If you could just see your face,? she told me. â??You look like a cat in a bathtub. -- Patricia Briggs
If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me. -- Ashley Tisdale
I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough! -- Britney Spears
If you ask me a question like what is your greatest accomplishment, it should be what Iâ??m about to do -- Kanye West
If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me." -Hatsuharu -- Natsuki Takaya
I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name -- M.I.A.
It's a shame i can't be there myself - i like parties. Text me if you think of any good hymns! -- Jenny Downham
What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel! -- Linda Hunt
I guess that's my defence, is like - even if people think it sucks - it's not me anymore, you know. -- Panda Bear
You can read me like a book. If I'm not having a good time, which is very rare, then you'll know. -- Peter Frampton
What's wrong with my proposition?" Poirot rose. "If you will forgive me for being personal-I do not like your face, M. Ratchett. -- Agatha Christie
The coaches are working with me every day. And if you feel like the coach is behind you, you'll take some chances.? -- Tyson Chandler
Well, laddie, if you've let an old buzzard like me hurt you confidence, you couldn't have had much in the first place. -- Tamora Pierce
As an actress people always tease me like: if there's anything you can do to make yourself unattractive you will do it. -- Amy Adams
Getting as much sleep as possible and following a healthy diet will stop you from feeling run-down if, like me, you're super-stressed. -- Elizabeth Hurley
When people say 'I want to be like you', I tell them if you want to be like me, then be yourself. -- Marilyn Manson
Everyday has to be different for me. Even if people are like, "You dressed up like a character today, it's not Halloween." -- Iman Shumpert
If you battle L, you picked the wrong head I smash mics like cornbread You can't kill me, I was born dead -- Big L
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. -- Stan Laurel
Even if you disagree w/me-I HAVE TO STAND,like you FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.WITH ALL MY HEART AND MIND -- Ian Somerhalder
If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians. -- Linda Blair
Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" I asked. "If I did?" "I don't like it." He grinned. "It stays, Angel. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
If someone met me on a game day, he wouldn't like me. The days in between, I'm the goodest guy you can find. -- Roger Clemens
It surprises me how much children like me, you know? If they look at me as an example, I have a big responsibility. -- Mario Balotelli
There aren't many benefactors who don't say, like Satan: All these things will I give you if you bow down and worship me. -- Nicolas Chamfort
If you make something your life's work, make sure it's something you can feel proud of when you're an old relic like me. -- Patrick Carman
Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book. -- Moby
Like most fans of 'So You Think You Can Dance,' I wouldn't know a pasodoble if it beat me with a rake. -- Rob Sheffield
If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books. -- Brandon Sanderson
Texting is not flirting, if you don't care about me enough to say the words than that's not love, I don't like it! -- Lauren Graham
I make love like a lump of cold oatmeal. I apologize if that mental image excites you and makes you hunger for me. -- Jarod Kintz
But I discovered that people like me -- they do, you know, if you like them -- and then it was all right. -- Diana Wynne Jones
But if you think of all the people who don't like me, just think of all the millions who've never heard of me! -- Willie Nelson
If you want to be like me, work hard and believe in it, and if you don't believe in it, get rid of it. -- Steve Bunce
I never looked around me because it might freak me out, because if you're up on a mountain you don't wanna like, look down. -- Steve Wiebe
If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes. -- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me. -- Gerard Way
Now, if some panic hits me, you have to sort of be friends with your body, it's like your body will work against you. -- Ellie Goulding
"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool." -- Calvin Trillin
I like conflict, drama's conflict and if you don't have that in the character it's really not a worthwhile role to play for me. -- Matt Dillon
A cross between Leo [DiCaprio]'s character in Catch Me If You Can and ... I don't know, I really like any of his movies. -- Scott Eastwood
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. -- Julia Roberts
Sometimes, if you're like me, [God] will brace or reprove in a highly personal process not understood or appreciated by those outside the context. -- Neal A. Maxwell
If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't. -- Larry Wall
I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me. -- Sanjaya Malakar
If you like the story then don't hold back in telling me about it, and if you don't then please keep your opinions to yourself! -- Erle Stanley Gardner
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape, you're the love that I've looked for, come with me and escape. -- Rupert Holmes
Respect me. Be proud, and if you love me, a little afraid, because love so often looks like fear. We are alike. We are alike. -- Catherynne M. Valente
Well you've been brought here against your will, just like I have. If you ask me, we're all in the same boat. And it's leaking. -- John Boyne
Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at me. -- Kiersten White
I'm at that stage of life where I don't even care whether people like me anymore. If you like me, Cool. If you don't, Okay! -- Manasa Rao Saarloos
It's a big responsibility to be the main part of a film because if you don't like me, you have a problem for two-and-a-half hours. -- Carice van Houten
My life is kinda like a story that if I told you about it, you probably wouldn't believe. It would seem like fiction. That's me. -- The Rev
I like to find things in real life that let me get involved. Or if you need a break, go hang out with your family. -- Zendaya
Kill me if I ever look that Bad Dude, what are you saying? On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Would you like it better If I hit the west coast? Tell me, if you 'bout that life right now I hope it ain't talk. -- Jeremih

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