Sanjaya Malakar quotes:

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I don't eat sugary cereal.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than H A I R!